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Tear Down This Wall
9/19/2011, 09:17 AM
Now That The Secret's Out
Now that the secret's out
(Baylor and Iowa State contacting the Big East),
It is time for Baylor to take down their
"Texas Football" beg website:
Do they sue themselves now?

the faggy pac-12
it's not that I'm unhappy,
that we've decided to poop on texas.
but, what has me more than discouraged,
is we're going to the faggy pac-12.

here in the heart of meat country,
our leaders craves sushi and wine
like the homos who live in san francisco,
we're going to the faggy pac-12.

it was fun to be in manly conferences,
lo these many good years gone by.
now, we'll have to pay attention to basketball (and swimming and diving),
'cause that's the strength of the faggy pac-12.

Whither Tech
Some say Texas Tech yes;
Some say Texas Tech no.
I say, it makes no difference:
They're as spare as any Pac-12 foe.

To follow the Buffs and Utes
It's the Buffs and the Utes we be followin',
because we crave football power.
And, when ye be thinkin' of powerful football,
It's surely CU and UU that in your mind flower.

Ah, to play Skippy New Weasel again,
though for years we'd escaped his stenches.
And, for ay we'll have to hide our bottoms
Cos on the West Coast the men love to pretend
That they're not really men, but wenches.

TUSooner
9/19/2011, 09:37 AM
Those are pretty bad. But you get an A for trying! :biggrin:

ouflak
9/19/2011, 09:48 AM
Revenue sharing
Spreading the money around
League stability

ouflak
9/19/2011, 09:52 AM
There once was school named Texas
That came to an alignment nexus
Give up their network
All team on the same terms
Their reply, "Nope. That's not something you mess with!"

ouflak
9/19/2011, 09:59 AM
A winter breeze.
The familiar chill.
A snowflake falls.

Missouri says, "Please let us in!"
"Please, please, please let us in!"
"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!"

A crisp icy scent in the air.
A door opens....
Big Ten says, "NO."

A door slams.

ouflak
9/20/2011, 02:03 AM
Syracuse and Pittsburgh in the Big East,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Grabbed each others hands and gave a big squeeze,
and off they went to the ACC

Syracuse and Pittsburgh in the ACC,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Blew butterfly kisses to Rutgers gleefully,
and off Rutgers went to the ACC

'Cuse, Pittsburgh, Rutgers in the ACC,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Shouted out to UCONN playfully,
"Hey! Why don't you join us in the ACC?"

'Cuse, Pitt, Conn, Rutgers in the ACC,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Grinned and winked at West Virginia knowingly,
"NOT unless I can't get into SEC!"

hornswaggled
9/20/2011, 02:23 AM
Hornedfrog joined Big East
A pathway to BCS
Big East, little deal