Gary Pinkel...

[Hot Rod]

...knows he's just a stepping stone for our #8 championship.

[mikee likee]

Gives the towel boy the Stinkel Pinkel.....

[TheresOnlyOne]

....is wondering. "If we can't beat Arizona State....what are we gonna do with OU?!?!"

[cjames317]

... heard there might be a connection between a&m's victory over OU at their house and 77-0 in Norman.

[budbarrybob]

dresses his Male dog In Female clothing. :distress:

[KantoSooner]

...is noddding his head in dumb resignation to the fate of his team this week: to be treated like a cheap tart during fleet week.

[CrimsonCommando]

loves loves loves coming to Norman for the food...

[HSC-Sooner]

wishes he can still pick Chase Daniel's nose.

[3rdgensooner]

dresses in OU coach's gear and pretends to be Bob when no one is around.

[sooneredaco]

Will be waking up in cold sweats all week long

[Keller Sooner]

is a fart smeller....I mean a smart feller. :beguiled:

[deweydw]

... is hiding under his desk sucking his thumb.

[Hot Rod]

...misses his booger distributor on the sidelines.

[En_Fuego]

....has nightmares about a # 12

[deweydw]

... is also having nightmares of being the meat in a Wort/Harris sammich.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

... is also having nightmares of being the meat in a Wort/Harris sammich.but also has man-dreams about this too...


sorry i had to

[3rdgensooner]

wishes he had a little zing in his zang zang

[badger]

...thinks that if beating OU could save Dan Hawkins' job at Colorado, it will surely give him another decade at Mizzou.

[Frozen Sooner]

Forgot to let the Wookie win.

[King Fuzzy]

Froze a kicker in Arizona just to watch him die.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is a giant gay homosexual. With poopy face.

[Breadburner]

likes a thumb in the Stinkel.....

[deweydw]

... is not looking forward to Saturday.

http://livewire.missouri.edu/2007/11/30/pinkel_MG_8397.jpg

[deweydw]

... enjoy's surprise butt-sex.

http://utnews.utoledo.edu/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/webpinkel-1.jpg

[sooneron]

Has a little "cyber" with Brad Smith before away games.

[hornswaggled]

Wishes his last name was Stoops.

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Padding my post count

[IslandSooner]

has a picture of Booger Daniels in his wallet.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...eats poo

[salth2o]

thinks Qwikster.com is going to be awesome.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...hates AMERICUH

[Dio]

...will hold up the line when the team buses come through the Will Rogers Turnpike gate by paying the toll, in nickles, one at a time so he doesn't overpay.

[MountainOkie]

...thinks that Tulsa Fireman took all MountainOkie's material for this week with one post:


Gary Pinkel is a giant gay homosexual. With poopy face.

:(

[hornswaggled]

Wants all his players to grow a mustache.

[SCSooner71]

just ****e himself!

[WA. Sooner]

Will play hide the pinkel

[cjames317]

... hears a knock at his office door and a muffled voice: "Candygram."

[SoonerOX]

will feel like a cheap whore after OU abuses misery

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Secretely wishes he was the coach at Wichita State. You know, the Shockers.

[Peach Fuzz]

...masturbates with toothpaste.

[SoonerofAlabama]

...has instructed his players to watch Finding Nemo instead of film on OU because his players can't figure out what Shark Bait means.

[BoomerJ]

...is a fecalfiliac....he's obsessed with mooky stinks...mkay.

[SoonerObsession]

....celebrates the whole Barbara Streisand collection.

[Memtig14]

Harry Winkel

[Memtig14]

Will blow up his date after the game Saturday night.

[Memtig14]

Will never be the man his mother is.

[Memtig14]

Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

[deweydw]

... camped out at the theater the night before the opening of The Lion King 3-D.

[3rdgensooner]

follows oudavid1 on twitter

[Landthief 1972]

Is a close personal friend of Dan Beebe and wants to carry his love child.

[cjames317]

... tells everyone his allergies always act up this time of year, in case someone sees him tearing up and sniffling after film study.

[Landthief 1972]

Two in the Pinkel, one in the stinkel.

[IslandSooner]

still has nightmares about Curtis Lofton.

[badger]

...will ban the next poster that starts another realignment thread :mad:

[deweydw]

... hopes SEC will accept Mizzou so they can get smacked around by LSU, Arky, Bama, et al...

[BoomerJ]

...dreams of dominating Vandy and occasionally Ole Miss.

[BoomerJ]

...loves rainbows, glitter, and shetland ponies.

[SilverSooner]

....is the next coach at Washington after USC fires LK.

[cjames317]

... Hopes the SEC will accept mizzou immediately so they don't have to get smacked around in Norman saturday night.

[deweydw]

... tried to blow up LJ's car. Burned his lips on the tail pipe.

[deweydw]

... is afraid that Kenny Stills reaches 1000 career reception yds Saturday night. He better cause I just put down 1,000 vcash on him. Only needs 90 yds.

[cjames317]

... fears the reaper.

[badger]

... wonders how he couldn't take the Big 12 even once with all the NFL talent he used to have.

[btk108]

Is hoping to sneak close enough to #21 before the game to get some of this on Tom.

http://www.towers.net.au/files/old/p2411_wart-offsolution6ml.jpg

[NASASooner]

wears his own line of effiminate underwear from Victoria's Secret called PINKel.