View Full Version : OU - FSU haiku
ouwasp
9/14/2011, 11:22 PM
Been awhile since a haiku thread. 5-7-5 on the syllables....
The Showdown looms near
Number One and Number Five
The hype is deserved
Bobby versus Mark
Second Stoops civil war is here
And it's none too soon.
Seminole fans chant
But as the game continues
Chants turn into wails
Mr. Peanut
9/14/2011, 11:39 PM
Warchant is so loud
Signals lost in noise from crowd
Landry Burns Time Outs
ouflak
9/15/2011, 02:31 AM
Sun baked brains dizzied
By sooner offense, defense
Many hot chicks though
ouflak
9/15/2011, 02:37 AM
Ghost of Bowden haunts
"Wide right!" "Wide Left!", still echos...
Sooners leave smiling
agoo758
9/15/2011, 02:39 AM
Forget Twitter k?
Laundry rules Talahassee
Fun long Plain Ride Home
ouflak
9/15/2011, 11:01 AM
New Seminoles Chant...
Doh! Doh! Doh! DOH! Doh. Doh! Doooh!
On each Sooners score.
RiddlerOK
9/15/2011, 11:43 AM
Once it was Charlie
who owned Tallahassee sports
Now Landry brings doom!
NorCaligator
9/15/2011, 12:18 PM
Chief Osceola
Crushed by the Sooner Schooner
His team is crushed too
FirstAndGoalOU
9/15/2011, 12:26 PM
http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/okla/graphics/auto/traditions.jpg
http://www.soonersports.com/allaccess/?sport=m-footbl
FirstAndGoalOU
9/15/2011, 12:49 PM
NM
cjames317
9/15/2011, 01:15 PM
Noles don't inspire
the same emotions as horns.
See you in three weeks.
soonerbub
9/15/2011, 01:25 PM
'noles are believin
they can hang with the SOONERS
really? not so much
3rdgensooner
9/15/2011, 01:37 PM
This is his big chance
Heupel is not one to flinch
Sooner victory
The Maestro
9/15/2011, 01:44 PM
It's just not 'Noles time
But kudos on Jenn Sterger--
SCHWING! The route is on...
BetterSoonerThanLater
9/15/2011, 02:14 PM
we take your foosballs
shove them up your dumb asses
we steal yur wimens
SoonerInFortSmith
9/15/2011, 03:19 PM
Close game? I think not!
Another 'nole *** whoopin
At the Sooners' hands.
SoonerofAlabama
9/15/2011, 03:48 PM
Landry to Broyles
many "Touchdown Oklahoma"s
Boomer Sooner Baby
CrimsonCommando
9/15/2011, 03:53 PM
Bring taser to game
Josh Heupel beats them again
Cry Noles cry like girl
CrimsonCommando
9/15/2011, 03:57 PM
Twitter rage murder
T Jeff rips off testicles
He loves his Momma
CrimsonCommando
9/15/2011, 04:01 PM
Fury from Sooners
Special delivery: Pain
Austin Laughs and Laughs
8timechamps
9/15/2011, 04:03 PM
Eight o'clock game time.
All day for Nole fans to drink.
Helps deal with the loss.
TMcGee86
9/15/2011, 04:05 PM
The Sooners are back
On a quest for number eight
This time, try to score.
CrimsonCommando
9/15/2011, 04:07 PM
"Semen Hole" sounds like
Seminoles who jizz in dudes
FSU will lose
CrimsonCommando
9/15/2011, 04:09 PM
Talk is cheap Nole-tards
Seminole tears are so tasty
after Sooners win
BeaSooner
9/15/2011, 05:27 PM
I want to get this
Actually - that's a lie
What's five-seven-five?
The Maestro
9/15/2011, 05:51 PM
Make it six straight, Noles!
Does anyone remember
'64 Peach Bowl?
landrun
9/15/2011, 09:26 PM
We own FSU.
They are a school for ladies.
Really. Look it up.
landrun
9/15/2011, 09:31 PM
'noles just aren't that good
This ain't 1964
We win big again
SoonerinSouthlake
9/16/2011, 12:07 AM
beat them in big game
then once again in aught ten
Sat will get ugly
ouwasp
9/16/2011, 12:13 AM
Crimson Commando
Causes much haiku laughter
Keep it coming, bro!
FirstandGoal
9/16/2011, 08:59 AM
Shades of 2000
Heupel still owns Seminoles
Offense will torch them
CrimsonCommando
9/16/2011, 09:25 AM
Much Suck is Greg Reid
Ryan Broyls is still open
Crap they got Stills too
CrimsonCommando
9/16/2011, 09:30 AM
DO NOT TWEET WHALEY
Gives all Noles a front butthole
Walk-on makes you cry
CrimsonCommando
9/16/2011, 09:33 AM
Nude pics of Whitney?
Oh NOES you did'nt go there
Landry cuts a bitch
VA Sooner
9/16/2011, 07:34 PM
Fury from Sooners
Special delivery: Pain
Austin Laughs and Laughs
My favorite.
Make us proud boys.
BetterSoonerThanLater
9/16/2011, 11:31 PM
they suck at football
they really suck at football
they suck at football
hornswaggled
9/17/2011, 12:15 AM
when FSU tries
they rush to stop Landry
the ball sails over their heads
ouwasp
9/17/2011, 11:40 AM
Corso picked OU
Hope it's not the Kiss of Death
Let's get it started!
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