OU - FSU haiku

[ouwasp]

Been awhile since a haiku thread. 5-7-5 on the syllables....

The Showdown looms near
Number One and Number Five
The hype is deserved


Bobby versus Mark
Second Stoops civil war is here
And it's none too soon.


Seminole fans chant
But as the game continues
Chants turn into wails

[Mr. Peanut]

Warchant is so loud
Signals lost in noise from crowd
Landry Burns Time Outs

[ouflak]

Sun baked brains dizzied
By sooner offense, defense
Many hot chicks though

[ouflak]

Ghost of Bowden haunts
"Wide right!" "Wide Left!", still echos...
Sooners leave smiling

[agoo758]

Forget Twitter k?
Laundry rules Talahassee
Fun long Plain Ride Home

[ouflak]

New Seminoles Chant...
Doh! Doh! Doh! DOH! Doh. Doh! Doooh!
On each Sooners score.

[RiddlerOK]

Once it was Charlie
who owned Tallahassee sports
Now Landry brings doom!

[NorCaligator]

Chief Osceola
Crushed by the Sooner Schooner
His team is crushed too

[FirstAndGoalOU]

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[FirstAndGoalOU]

NM

[cjames317]

Noles don't inspire
the same emotions as horns.
See you in three weeks.

[soonerbub]

'noles are believin
they can hang with the SOONERS
really? not so much

[3rdgensooner]

This is his big chance
Heupel is not one to flinch
Sooner victory

[The Maestro]

It's just not 'Noles time
But kudos on Jenn Sterger--
SCHWING! The route is on...

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

we take your foosballs
shove them up your dumb asses
we steal yur wimens

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Close game? I think not!
Another 'nole *** whoopin
At the Sooners' hands.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Landry to Broyles
many "Touchdown Oklahoma"s
Boomer Sooner Baby

[CrimsonCommando]

Bring taser to game
Josh Heupel beats them again
Cry Noles cry like girl

[CrimsonCommando]

Twitter rage murder
T Jeff rips off testicles
He loves his Momma

[CrimsonCommando]

Fury from Sooners
Special delivery: Pain
Austin Laughs and Laughs

[8timechamps]

Eight o'clock game time.
All day for Nole fans to drink.
Helps deal with the loss.

[TMcGee86]

The Sooners are back
On a quest for number eight
This time, try to score.

[CrimsonCommando]

"Semen Hole" sounds like
Seminoles who jizz in dudes
FSU will lose

[CrimsonCommando]

Talk is cheap Nole-tards
Seminole tears are so tasty
after Sooners win

[BeaSooner]

I want to get this
Actually - that's a lie
What's five-seven-five?

[The Maestro]

Make it six straight, Noles!
Does anyone remember
'64 Peach Bowl?

[landrun]

We own FSU.
They are a school for ladies.
Really. Look it up.

[landrun]

'noles just aren't that good
This ain't 1964
We win big again

[SoonerinSouthlake]

beat them in big game
then once again in aught ten
Sat will get ugly

[ouwasp]

Crimson Commando
Causes much haiku laughter
Keep it coming, bro!

[FirstandGoal]

Shades of 2000
Heupel still owns Seminoles
Offense will torch them

[CrimsonCommando]

Much Suck is Greg Reid
Ryan Broyls is still open
Crap they got Stills too

[CrimsonCommando]

DO NOT TWEET WHALEY
Gives all Noles a front butthole
Walk-on makes you cry

[CrimsonCommando]

Nude pics of Whitney?
Oh NOES you did'nt go there
Landry cuts a bitch

[VA Sooner]

Fury from Sooners
Special delivery: Pain
Austin Laughs and Laughs



My favorite.

Make us proud boys.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

they suck at football
they really suck at football
they suck at football

[hornswaggled]

when FSU tries
they rush to stop Landry
the ball sails over their heads

[ouwasp]

Corso picked OU
Hope it's not the Kiss of Death
Let's get it started!