Any decent gentleman's clubs in Dallas?

[nativesooner]

Taking a friend to Dallas for the big game and he's getting married the following weekend. Figured we'd throw him a surprise bachelor party while we're down there since 6 of his closest friends are going too. Any suggestions anyone?

[Curly Bill]

Haven't been in a while, but there are tons of them in DFW.

Best I ever went to was New Orleans Nights, which I think is actually in Fort Worth, or maybe between Dallas and Fort Worth.

[cleller]

This thread may need more clarification. Are you looking for a club for "decent gentlemen"-as in quietly sipping martinis and talking about the stock market? Or "decent"-as in a not full of bikers and cranksters- gentlemens club where near-naked women take your money?

If its the former, you're probably out of luck and will have to stay in and watch Mad Men. If the latter, swallow your pride and go over to those longhorns boards waving a white flag.

[GKeeper316]

you'll want to go to the Clubhouse. all nude (and the girls look like they stepped out of playboy), owned by the metal band Pantera and its byo hooch, so you dont have to pay for overpriced drinks...

there's even a corner of the downstairs floor tiled off where you can pay a couple girls to go take a shower together.

[nativesooner]

Lol! More along the lines of hot, naked women.... He's marrying a female, not a partner! Lol! The last time I went to one here, my friend almost got stabbed and a guy was shot in the head in the parking lot... Was hoping for a better experience than that.

[SicEmBaylor]

The last time I went to one here, my friend almost got stabbed and a guy was shot in the head in the parking lot... Was hoping for a better experience than that.

Your standards may be way too high for Dallas. Try Houston instead.

[TUSooner]

Isn't "decent gentlemen's club" an oxymoron?

It all depends on your definition of decent.

[nativesooner]

Decent... not too many thugs... good lookin women... fairly good prices on beer... went to one in Vegas last Summer and they wanted $35 for two beers.. WTFreak?! Any good Baptists ones down in Waco Sic? If our conference falls apart, we'll be taking a road trip there as well. :)

[SicEmBaylor]

Decent... not too many thugs... good lookin women... fairly good prices on beer... went to one in Vegas last Summer and they wanted $35 for two beers.. WTFreak?! Any good Baptists ones down in Waco Sic? If our conference falls apart, we'll be taking a road trip there as well. :)

There used to be a BYOB just outside of town on the HW-6/I-35 loop. It burned down years ago, but it was no great loss. There was only one decent looking gal. The rest were iffy, and one was a bus. However, it seemed a lot better than it was when you're a freshman and already drunk when you show up. Plus, there was a discount on the cover charge if you showed your Baylor ID.

There's also a ti**y bar called "Two Minnies" but I only went there once and I was so drunk I have little recollection of the place.

[soonerinabilene]

Penthouse Key Club.

[C&CDean]

So what you're saying is that you and your friends are losers?

[GKeeper316]

So what you're saying is that you and your friends are losers?

no... they're red blooded american men, who enjoy the sight of young, hot, naked girls.

dean's gay. he doesn't like hot nekkid young girls.

[C&CDean]

no... they're red blooded american men, who enjoy the sight of young, hot, naked girls.

dean's gay. he doesn't like hot nekkid young girls.

I'm a dick and I'm gay. However, I ain't a retarded pervert.

Actually, looking at hot, young girls doesn't do a damn thing for me. ****ing them does. I'll stick to ****ing them, you stick to throwing money at them. Win-win I'm thinking.

[GKeeper316]

I'm a dick and I'm gay. However, I ain't a retarded pervert.

Actually, looking at hot, young girls doesn't do a damn thing for me. ****ing them does. I'll stick to ****ing them, you stick to throwing money at them. Win-win I'm thinking.

i banged more hot girls on accident than you've ever seen.

[nativesooner]

So should we just stay in our hotel room and play quarters for a guys bachelor party instead Deano? :beguiled:

[rekamrettuB]

Caberet Royale or The Lodge

Always had more fun at the Lodge.

[mgsooner]

The last time I went to one here, my friend almost got stabbed and a guy was shot in the head in the parking lot... Was hoping for a better experience than that.

Doesn't every episode of "The First 48" that is set in Dallas start in the parking lot of a strip club?

[C&CDean]

i banged more hot girls on accident than you've ever seen.

mmmkay tardboy.

[KABOOKIE]

mmmkay tardboy.

So says the internet tough guy who's ****ing all dem hot bitchazz. Hah.

[C&CDean]

Go **** yourself kabookie. One tard is enough in a day. Still got them daddy issues huh?

[KABOOKIE]

Daddy issues? I don't have a daddy. I was spontaneously born ****ing bitchass and kicking ***. Yeah, Dean you're awesome.

[C&CDean]

Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm trying to remember why you've got such a Dean chip on your shoulder. Did I take away one of your toys? Did I teabag you sometime? What is it?

[KantoSooner]

Is Caligula XXI still around? That was a bit of fun way back when...

[mgsooner]

You can't have a thread about Dallas strip clubs without mentioning Dwayne Goodrich. So there, Dwayne Goodrich.

[KABOOKIE]

Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm trying to remember why you've got such a Dean chip on your shoulder. Did I take away one of your toys? Did I teabag you sometime? What is it?

I'm sorry I ruined your fantasy. Continue ****ing all those hot bitchass. Heh.

[C&CDean]

Oh. So you don't have a Dean chip on your shoulder. -shrugs-


weird mother****ers man...

[colleyvillesooner]

Dean gives a lot longer leash than he used to.

You are softening in your retirement...

[olevetonahill]

Dean gives a lot longer leash than he used to.

You are softening in your retirement...

He cant find his Viagra.:fat:

[C&CDean]

Don't need it.








Yet.

[olevetonahill]

Don't need it.








Yet.:fat:

[C&CDean]

Seriously, I'm convinced that guys who need viagra are just married to fugly women. If your woman is fugly, how can you be expected to get a hard on?

[KuppiKunta]

you'll want to go to the Clubhouse. all nude (and the girls look like they stepped out of playboy), owned by the metal band Pantera and its byo hooch, so you dont have to pay for overpriced drinks...

there's even a corner of the downstairs floor tiled off where you can pay a couple girls to go take a shower together.

Sadly, the shower is no more. And the last time I went, the quality of the girls had drastically declined.

[C&CDean]

Sadly, the shower is no more. And the last time I went, the quality of the girls had drastically declined.

Or maybe you were more sober?

[nighttrain12]

'All the girls get prettier at closing time!'

[NormanPride]

Never understood these places, really. Why pay to get teased? That's about the worst feeling there is.

[olevetonahill]

Never understood these places, really. Why pay to get teased? That's about the worst feeling there is.
Zackly

Sides the ONLY way to do a Bachelor party
Is to rent a place. Make every one leave the phones at home or check em at the door so there's NO incriminating pics. have a couple strippers, A Lot of Booze
and a few games and stuff .

[dwarthog]

Them poor girls can barely afford any clothes.

Not mention most are working their way through college, just ask em'.

Throwing a dollar or two their way to help them out is just bein' helpful is all. :D

[OU Engineer]

BABY DOLLS. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY BABY DOLLS.

[GDC]

Went to Scores, Flashdancers and couple others in NYC this summer, nice tail but like everything else there way expensive.

[KuppiKunta]

Or maybe you were more sober?

In Dallas.....OU/Texass weekend.....not a chance!!!

[C&CDean]

In Dallas.....OU/Texass weekend.....not a chance!!!
Touche'

[SoonerLaw09]

I'm with NP on this one. It's hard to figure what's a bigger ripoff, casinos or stripjoints. At least if you play poker, there's an element of skill involved. It takes no skill to hang with some slut whose just there to scam bills off you and make you think she likes you. What it takes is **** for brains.

If I was the recipient of a bachelor party, I'd prefer the guys buying me a steak dinner at some high-falutin' restaurant and watching an OU game. I got the rest of my life to look at my wife nekkid; a good dinner doesn't come along that often. :)

[C&CDean]

I'm with NP on this one. It's hard to figure what's a bigger ripoff, casinos or stripjoints. At least if you play poker, there's an element of skill involved. It takes no skill to hang with some slut whose just there to scam bills off you and make you think she likes you. What it takes is **** for brains.

If I was the recipient of a bachelor party, I'd prefer the guys buying me a steak dinner at some high-falutin' restaurant and watching an OU game. I got the rest of my life to look at my wife nekkid; a good dinner doesn't come along that often. :)

You are wise for one so young. Titty bar guys have issues. Just sayin'.

[Lott's Bandana]

Common knowledge (via innerwebs and magazines that report these things) that a great deal of the girls in Dallas that are pole-friendly are mercenaries that are imported in from Oklahoma, Arkansas and South Texas. They spend the weekend there and return to their towns and normal jobs with a puuuuuuuurse full of cash.

The implication is that the local girls are so caught up in trying to catch a rising bank account hubby that they don't want to waste their time on average joes that frequent the tata bars.

[TheBobbyTrain]

you'll want to go to the Clubhouse. all nude (and the girls look like they stepped out of playboy), owned by the metal band Pantera and its byo hooch, so you dont have to pay for overpriced drinks...

there's even a corner of the downstairs floor tiled off where you can pay a couple girls to go take a shower together.

word. that place is awesome.

[Soonerus]

Darrell, Vinnie and Rex bought this place years ago. Phil was never a part of it. Darrell. was killed so who knows who owns it now...