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3rdgensooner
9/9/2011, 11:21 PM
I did a search for this and didn't see it posted...

But hey, 'we're Texas".




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5sA0zNznU4
brainpimp
9/9/2011, 11:37 PM
Time to go 5-7.
sooner59
9/9/2011, 11:41 PM
So they need the Lincoln Lawyer to get them ready for the season? I'm not surprised.
Flagstaffsooner
9/9/2011, 11:53 PM
Somebody give that guy a comb.
Soonerfan88
9/10/2011, 12:01 AM
Hook 'em SUCCS

Probably produced by ESPN since their contract says they must provide them whenever * demands one.
Tailwind
9/10/2011, 12:04 AM
Lincoln Lawyer? I thought he was just ********* actor. :jaded:
Breadburner
9/10/2011, 12:09 AM
The only bigger doosh than McConaughey is the guy that runs beside him with the mirror.......
Sooner13
9/10/2011, 12:10 AM
Somebody give that guy a comb.

:gasp: OMG, a man that doesn't have short hair like 99% of the US population. What an abomination :gasp:
sooner59
9/10/2011, 12:10 AM
Every time I see him, I hear the same line in my head.

"High school girls...I keep gettin' older...they stay the same age. Yes they do...yes they do."
nighttrain12
9/10/2011, 12:34 AM
He needs to marry his babies momma.
sooner59
9/10/2011, 12:45 AM
Hollywood folks don't marry. They are above that.
LosAngelesSooner
9/10/2011, 01:50 AM
Hollywood folks don't marry. They are above that.Or we just don't wanna lose half our stuff when the inevitable divorce comes.

And before you reply, remember that the divorce rate in Oklahoma is higher than it is in California.
Tailwind
9/10/2011, 02:02 AM
Wow, you really are 13 aren't you? ;)
Seamus
9/10/2011, 02:03 AM
Naked. Bongo drums. Dancing. Bong.

That is all.
sooner59
9/10/2011, 02:36 AM
Or we just don't wanna lose half our stuff when the inevitable divorce comes.

And before you reply, remember that the divorce rate in Oklahoma is higher than it is in California.

I said Hollywood folks, not Cali folks. When does your next blockbuster movie come out? You know...the one where you pick off an Al-Queda from 1000+ yards.
SOFSooner
9/10/2011, 05:11 AM
I think I'll go throw up now, you know that they sucked when they have to have an actor beg fans to support the shorthorns. When did brown act quickly and decisively after last season? His coaches were like rats deserting a sinking ship, they either retired, were fired or left (head coach in waiting) for another coaching job. We will see how well brown's decisions were this weekend. BOOMER SOONER!!!!
BajaOklahoma
9/10/2011, 05:48 AM
Doesn't believe in soap and water. Or deodorant.
AlbqSooner
9/10/2011, 06:55 AM
40 years ago I never thought I would say this, but. "McConaughey, get a freaking hair cut!"
olevetonahill
9/10/2011, 07:22 AM
40 years ago I never thought I would say this, but. "McConaughey, get a freaking hair cut!"

Yea if he aint gonna let it Grow out right he should just shave it all off.:fat:
cleller
9/10/2011, 07:41 AM
You can smell the Desperation aftershave. The too-long for his age hair, the goofy lip beard. Hollow man, in 5-10 years he'll really be a laughingstock.
olevetonahill
9/10/2011, 07:52 AM
You can smell the Desperation aftershave. The too-long for his age hair, the goofy lip beard. Hollow man, in 5-10 years he'll really be a laughingstock.

Can you show me where its written that a certain age is the Cut yer hair point?:tongue:
olevetonahill
9/10/2011, 08:07 AM
I said Hollywood folks, not Cali folks. When does your next blockbuster movie come out? You know...the one where you pick off an Al-Queda from 1000+ yards.

With his Gun show Bought Rocket Launcher. while throwing Hand grenades.:fat:
sooneredaco
9/10/2011, 09:46 AM
Excuse me while I go wash the gay off.... Did he get teary eyed there at the end?
soonerstan56
9/10/2011, 09:58 AM
Is that guy Macks "cabana boy" ?

Stan
NormanPride
9/10/2011, 10:34 AM
loser talk!!!!!
SoonerMarkVA
9/10/2011, 10:54 AM
I appreciate that McConaughey is a whorn fan, but the degree and frequency that he pimps the whorns, and taking projects like this one, must irritate even the most die-hard whorn fan. For everyone else, it's utterly nauseating. I know it definitely affects my perception of him as an actor and his films. Pretty simply, I liked him as an actor a lot more before I started seeing these sappy whorn pieces, even though I knew he was a ut grad and fan. Now, all I think about is crap like this if I see him in a movie, so there's no point in even watching.
lexsooner
9/10/2011, 11:41 AM
Naked. Bongo drums. Dancing. Bong.

That is all.

Well, that's not quite all. You forgot the other naked GUY in the room with him when the cops showed up after the neighbors made a noise complaint. My take on McConaugay is he has some talent, but is also a big flake and Hollywood weirdo with bad hygiene and strange tastes and personal habits. I sure am glad he did not attend OU.
The Ghost of Mex
9/10/2011, 12:07 PM
"Mac took swift action"...Bwaaaaaaa!!!!!
GreenSooner
9/10/2011, 12:24 PM
I couldn't care less about McConaughey's grooming habits, but that whole video is kinda pathetic. The Texas football program is in a very rough patch. The LHN has, so far, been more of an albatross than a source of legitimate pride. And this is the best they can do to appeal to fans? I know when I arrived in Oklahoma in the 1990s, OU football was down and the games weren't selling out. But the solution was pretty simple: just win, baby!

And if you don't win, even if a video like this manages to fill the stands, the best you can hope for is to look like Aggy. Spirit and tradition with no actual success ends up looking pretty foolish. Wouldn't it be funny if, after UT drives aTm to the SEC, that's what ends up happening to them? Unfortunately, I think UT's success will eventually return. But there's no harm in hopin' it won't!
Seamus
9/10/2011, 12:54 PM
Well, that's not quite all. You forgot the other naked GUY in the room with him when the cops showed up after the neighbors made a noise complaint. My take on McConaugay is he has some talent, but is also a big flake and Hollywood weirdo with bad hygiene and strange tastes and personal habits. I sure am glad he did not attend OU.

Well, there was that too, lol :beguiled:
Captain Cob Mob
9/10/2011, 01:16 PM
There were some frightening Sergio Leone'esk close ups in there. Glad we didn't have to resort to begging our fans for support during down times.
SoonerFah
9/10/2011, 01:28 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did I hear him say 3 Big XII Championships? I could have sworn they have won 2
Soonerfan88
9/10/2011, 01:36 PM
They upset Neb the very first year, 1996, then their magical 2005 season and the infamous last second against Neb again.
Captain Cob Mob
9/10/2011, 01:42 PM
Yah, with us out of the conference now, they won't be able to win anything.
bluedogok
9/10/2011, 01:45 PM
Yah, with us out of the conference now, they won't be able to win anything.
Except conference championships.......but by then no one may care about them winning the SWC v2.0.
Just like it got to a point where no one cared when they won the SWC v1.0.
XFollower
9/10/2011, 03:05 PM
I feel sick.
DYNOMITE
9/11/2011, 02:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VRlt8pNBqM