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C&CDean
9/5/2011, 06:59 PM
WTF???

SoonerofAlabama
9/5/2011, 07:02 PM
Holy carp, those are worse than oregon's was my first thought.

salth2o
9/5/2011, 07:03 PM
That is some ugly shat.

These pro combat uni's have gone too far!

C&CDean
9/5/2011, 07:03 PM
I've spent a lot of time up there over the past 20 years. I'm seriously surprised they're proud enough of their state to wear unis with the Maryland flag across their shoulders and heads. Whoever designed those should either be shot in the face, or given the Nobel Peace Prize. I ain't sure which.

Soonermagik
9/5/2011, 07:03 PM
I don't know what to say....

soonerboomer93
9/5/2011, 07:06 PM
except those uni's are made by UA, not nike

BudSooner
9/5/2011, 07:07 PM
Under Armour right? Isn't the AD on the board of directors for that company?

C&CDean
9/5/2011, 07:07 PM
Looks like they're working...

soonerboomer93
9/5/2011, 07:07 PM
hmmm, what happened to the ones they had during warm up?

The tortoise shell helmet was actually pretty cool

salth2o
9/5/2011, 07:08 PM
Same concept tho...

C&CDean
9/5/2011, 07:08 PM
FWIW, this first abortion by UA smokes anything Nike has thought about putting out. Better than the Oregon wings on the shoulders and crap, but damned hard on the eyes at first.

salth2o
9/5/2011, 07:11 PM
The Maryland state flag is hideous.

silverwheels
9/5/2011, 07:11 PM
Maryland's state flag rules. The color gradients on the uniforms they unveiled a few weeks ago do not. Even though these uniforms go against everything I like about uniform design, Maryland's state flag overrides that. I don't necessarily think they're awesome, but I do like them. Pants could use some work.

hawaii 5-0
9/5/2011, 07:13 PM
Ug-lee

I like the tortoise shell ones.

5-0

MsProudSooner
9/5/2011, 07:13 PM
Ugliest Uniform of the 1st Weekend:

1) Maryland
2) OSU
3) Georgia
4) Oregon

silverwheels
9/5/2011, 07:17 PM
Also, Dean putting "ZOMG" in a thread title is carcking me up.

OUinFLA
9/5/2011, 07:20 PM
But.................
did you see Marylands cheerleaders?

C&CDean
9/5/2011, 07:23 PM
Also, Dean putting "ZOMG" in a thread title is carcking me up.

I don't even know what it means, but it fit.

Blue
9/5/2011, 07:29 PM
Lookin more and more like those hideous unis in "Any Given Sunday"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fpuzpG27QWU/S_l01zU3y6I/AAAAAAAAAIM/eRilBNMOe-s/s1600/Any+Given+Sunday+-+Dallas+Knights.jpg

virginiasooner
9/5/2011, 07:29 PM
The owner of Under Armor is a Maryland grad (Son-of-Satan Phil Knight never managed to get that pesky degree). Dammit, the Criminals just intercepted in the end zone. O'Brien could have run that play into the end zone.

As I was saying, I don't hate these new unis. As for ugliness factor, Oregon will always be numero uno in my book until proven otherwise. I'm eager to see what the home unis look like.

cleller
9/5/2011, 07:30 PM
These look like the throw-back court jester uniforms.

SoonerMom2
9/5/2011, 07:32 PM
Maryland's uniforms are ugly. I just want the Sooners to keep traditional uniforms!

silverwheels
9/5/2011, 07:34 PM
By the way, Miami sucks.

Rogue
9/5/2011, 07:41 PM
I really like them. The flag design rocks. I like all the white though too, and thought even Boise St.s were decent...maybe they just looked good up against those awful unis that UGA were wearing.

Rogue
9/5/2011, 07:43 PM
Sorta like I can't tell if MD is that good or if Da U is sucking that bad right now. Either way my small bets on MD look safe.

Rogue
9/5/2011, 07:45 PM
Sheeeeat, this game should be 21-0. MD going for it on 4th and long that first drive was awesome and demoralizing. 10-0 instead.

badger
9/5/2011, 07:46 PM
If they beat Miami in those ugly things, I will never say another bad thing about those unis ever again.

C&CDean
9/5/2011, 07:53 PM
You know the world is ****ed up when you're going "gee, Miami's unis look normal and ****."

Ruf/Nek7
9/5/2011, 07:57 PM
I was just showing everyone those hideous things. Supposedly no one knew of these particular uniforms before the game. I wonder how many players thought, WTF is this ****..I have to wear this?

jk the sooner fan
9/5/2011, 08:02 PM
awful

C&CDean
9/5/2011, 08:04 PM
They look like my wife's kin when Iowa plays Iowa State. They sew sweatshirts in half and crap. That **** is beginning to hurt my eyes. Especially when their receivers drop passes that hit them in the gut. Reminds me of us in the past few years...

ashley
9/5/2011, 08:06 PM
This is worse than Georgia. I mean it.

jk the sooner fan
9/5/2011, 08:07 PM
Georgia's uni's looked like something out of the XFL

these.....unspeakable

the shoes.....helmet..everything - just horrible

Rogue
9/5/2011, 08:18 PM
MD has >100 yards more total offense and is losing this game. Redzone impotence is killing them.

tulsaoilerfan
9/5/2011, 08:31 PM
What's next? Penn State with the Nike swoosh as their helmet logo? I surely hope we NEVER sell out like all these other teams

pott_2
9/5/2011, 08:31 PM
Those stupid checkered forearm sleeves makes it look like they are going to hang out with Prince after the game....Bitches.

BrockLanders
9/5/2011, 08:37 PM
nauseating

silverwheels
9/5/2011, 08:37 PM
I was just showing everyone those hideous things. Supposedly no one knew of these particular uniforms before the game. I wonder how many players thought, WTF is this ****..I have to wear this?

One of the main reasons uniforms are getting so outlandish these days is because that's what kids want to wear. Remember, most of these players are 18-22 years old.

silverwheels
9/5/2011, 08:38 PM
This is worse than Georgia. I mean it.

I disagree. Georgia ditched great uniforms for all red with black numbers and a stupid helmet. Maryland ditched color and number gradients for their awesome state flag.

vtsooner21
9/5/2011, 08:38 PM
Was going to say that I thought the Duck's uniforms were the worst I'd ever seen...til now. Makes the Terps look like court jesters. Jeepers! Please, Sooners, never change!

Boomer

vtsooner21
9/5/2011, 08:39 PM
Oh....And check out the cleats as well..
Boomer

trwxxa
9/5/2011, 08:49 PM
Tweet from Jay Bilas

The 1970's Houston Astros have just released a statement that they would not be caught dead in the new Maryland football uniforms.

sooner ngintunr
9/5/2011, 08:55 PM
Def better than uo and osu. theyre kind of cool. for maryland.

opksooner
9/5/2011, 09:00 PM
Those uni's are made for radio.

SoonerofAlabama
9/5/2011, 09:10 PM
Tweet from Jay Bilas

The 1970's Houston Astros have just released a statement that they would not be caught dead in the new Maryland football uniforms.

Broyles likes them.

Rogue
9/5/2011, 09:35 PM
MD has >100 yards more total offense and is losing this game. Redzone impotence is killing them.
This is why superstitious gamblers think games are fixed.
Seriously, this is the worst RZ offense I've ever seen.

Fraggle145
9/5/2011, 09:44 PM
I like them. That is bad ***. The shoes are ugly, everything is else is cool. Especially the helmets. And yes am serious.

sperry
9/5/2011, 10:24 PM
I like them as well. If your school doesn't have classic Unis like OU, Mich, Texas, Ohio St., etc. you may as well switch it up some.

BoomerJ
9/5/2011, 10:27 PM
I thought I was watching South American football at first.

badger
9/5/2011, 10:41 PM
If they beat Miami in those ugly things, I will never say another bad thing about those unis ever again.

I stand by my original statement. Awesome flag unis for the win!

silverwheels
9/5/2011, 10:44 PM
I stand by my original statement. Awesome flag unis for the win!

That's the spirit.

BoulderSooner79
9/6/2011, 12:43 AM
Those unis kind of grow on you as the game goes on - like fungus. Actually, I kind of like them and I like Boise's too. UGA's unis hurt my brain. We've sold out too with the special combat unis for a single game. That's fine with me as long as we keep the traditional unis and get all that free, high-tech Nike stuff in return.

Soonerpsycho
9/6/2011, 06:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5IACe.png

badger
9/6/2011, 08:21 AM
So for those that didn't see the full on effect of the new unis, Under Armour created a video!

QIpuog-PvY8

Lawton4Life
9/6/2011, 08:28 AM
The idea is cool, but the execution is terrible. There are probably 1,000 better ways to get the flag on the helmet without having it bisected down the middle like that.

jk the sooner fan
9/6/2011, 08:40 AM
I like them. That is bad ***. The shoes are ugly, everything is else is cool. Especially the helmets. And yes am serious.

weirdo


heard on Mike & Mike this morning - the uniforms were so ugly, the Miami players were overheard saying "you couldnt pay us to wear those" :D

3rdgensooner
9/6/2011, 09:35 AM
Male football fans pay attention to uniforms? Who knew?

SoonerJack
9/6/2011, 09:43 AM
I liked them. I've always like the Maryland flag, too. Sounds like I'm in the minority. whatev. Ryan Broyles and I will just hang out in the minority. With Fraggle, and Badger (after they won).

However, I hope the Sooners never change their unis.

Jacie
9/6/2011, 09:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5IACe.png

Kind of harkens back to WWII when they would paint those zig zag lines on the hulls of ships thinking the spotters on U-boats would be unable to tell which direction they were heading.

cantwait48
9/6/2011, 09:55 AM
looks like an old usfl team mated with a high school all star game

EatLeadCommie
9/6/2011, 10:26 AM
I actually think the Maryland state flag is one of the best, if not the best, in the union. However, those uniforms are disgusting. Put the flag on the side of the helmet or something, a la the Buccaneers. You don't drape it halphazardly all over the helmet and shoulder pads. Ugh.

IslandSooner
9/6/2011, 10:28 AM
They reminded me of some of the NFL-Europe uniforms....... hideous:)

soonerboy_odanorth
9/6/2011, 10:28 AM
The University of Maryland Harlequins!

opksooner
9/6/2011, 10:33 AM
Those uni's will help a QB differentiate between his WR and the DB. Ya know, like..........don't throw the ball to the guy in the oddball uni.