Coach Bye...

[badger]

... nudges Jimbo Fisher back a week.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...thinks Ok St is a better road team than OU

[badger]

...plays multiple teams at once and has never lost.

[badger]

...wonders why every team keeps scheduling him every year.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...is worried about conference expansion and where his team might end up

[badger]

...is rivals with Coach Offseason.

[agoo758]

..... is beginning to find this joke to be quite old.

[SoonerofAlabama]

...is curious as to why he has never received his national championship rings.

[badger]

... will someday retire from soonerfans.com. Today is not that day.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Is a tougher opponent than the cupcake Florida St plays this weekend (Charleston Southern)

[budbarrybob]

has held closed practices all summer.

[ouwasp]

... will never be scheduled for induction into the Hall of Fame.

[JiminyChristmas]

......says Travis Lewis will play versus FSU, hide and watch.

[badger]

... Joined the Pac 10 before Colorado and Utah did, but the conference chose not to change its name.

[SoonerofAlabama]

...runs a clean program and has never been in trouble with the NCAA.

[deweydw]

... couldn't decide which conference to join. So he joined them all. And even claims to be independent.

[En_Fuego]

Coach Bye "IS" the most interesting Man in the world.

•The next level thinks he is the next level.
•Atlas would drop the world for a chance to shake his hand.
•He never says long story short
•The moon is actually orbiting him.
•He taught Hellen Keller sign language…in Japanese.
•It is know that when he sneezes.. followers gather for religious believes.
•He once fired a Rifle… but his stare made the kill.
•He once taught a german shepherd to bark in spanish..
•he challenged his shadow to a race…..and dusted it
•He doesn’t give high fives; only high sixes
•He is the Godfather’s Godfather
•He once had a staring contest with himself….four days later, he won.
•His Mother has a tattoo that says Son
•Dyslexics consider him doglike
•He always makes sense because he always makes money
•He does not know what he does not know!
•He once cracked a joke ….and the punchline decyphered the enigma machine
•He once compared apples to oranges…and it resulted in a popular beverage for people not himself
•While in college he scored a touchdown and his father said hi mom to the TV camera
•When he needs bread…it usually accompanies a gourmet meal
•When pressed for time the laundromat keeps a designer suit just his size on hand
•When people pay attention to him, he keeps the change.
•He divorced twice as many time as he has been married. and the judge gave him everything in each case.
•He can make orange juice, out of apples.
•He never attended a school Prom. The Prom always came to him…..
•Chuck Norris fears him

[soonerfromgeorgia]

has a team loaded with SEC speed.

[soonerfromgeorgia]

wants to know why soonerfromgeorgia is still red.

[Peach Fuzz]

who's coach bye?

[SoonerofAlabama]

...is not to be confused with BYU.

[Cantstandya]

...is not to be confused with BYU.
But he does wear the magic underwear....

[En_Fuego]

who's coach bye?

He is the most interesting man in the world.

[salth2o]

...thinks a week off is overrated and never schedules one.

[oudavid1]

...is the only coach that has a chance to beat Stoops in Norman.

[goingoneight]

... farts into his headset microphone just to **** with his assistants upstairs.

[BoomerJ]

Was involved with in a serious car accident this weekend. The good news is that he's going to live, the bad news is that they had to surgically remove his taint.

[Jason Alexander]

is wondering why there are two George Costanzas on soonerfans.com

[badger]

... is taking on half of the Big 12 this week.

[Cantstandya]

is wondering why there are two George Costanzas on soonerfans.com
"and worlds collide"...

[cccasooner2]

Bypassed grade school, high school, and college.

[IslandSooner]

......... can't beat Boise State on the "Blue Turf"

[badger]

... vBet all of his vCash on himself and lost because his team didn't cover the spread.

[Sooner Mommy]

...calls Jim Traber twice a year: once to learn how to break in is baseball glove, and once to find out how to cook an outstanding Thanksgiving turkey.

[badger]

... wonders why ESPN College Gameday will never be "comin' to his cit-ay"

[SoonerNomad]

I took a little spanish in high school, but not enough to be bye!

[Mad Dog Madsen]

..... is beginning to find this joke to be quite old.

+1

[cantwait48]

helps design uniforms for oregon and maryland

[deweydw]

... favorite movie is The Invisible Man.

[Mississippi Sooner]

...wouldn't think of closing the Delete Me thread.

[deweydw]

... has a better record than [hairGel]

[deweydw]

... is back for another round. :very_drunk:

[cccasooner2]

A rematch? I don't feel good about this; just when we're getting the RZ woes corrected too.

[SoonerTerry]

isn't afraid to swing both ways baby..

[ocsooner]

... always has momentum going into halftime.

[starclassic tama]

would actually turn his defensive co-ordinator into the POLICE instead of the athletic director if he found out he was a pedo

[salth2o]

hopes his rich uncle ponies up to build him a new stadium.

[jaux]

...from his front lawn, hollars: "WE ARE...NOBODY!!"

[agoo758]

hates this thread......and so do I. :mad:

[BigTip]

isn't afraid to swing both ways baby..

So is Bye is real name, or is that just his nick name because of this, and are we spelling it correctly?

[goingoneight]

... bumps this thread just to keep something interesting and more relevant than Penn State football atop of the board.

[WA. Sooner]

Sucks

[JiminyChristmas]

Spells his name with an "e" at the end just to seem sophisticated.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Is so short he has to look up to look down.

[cherokeebrewer]

Lay off Coach Bye! He aint done nuthin' wrong...