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JLEW1818
9/5/2011, 01:10 PM
Wears Bobby Bowden's Diapers
meoveryouxinfinity
9/5/2011, 01:21 PM
..thinks coach bye deserves his week in the spotlight too
Dr. Jelly Finger
9/5/2011, 01:30 PM
Can't wait for someone to fark him in a BSMFisher thread
DenverSooner751
9/5/2011, 01:40 PM
....is in Al Qaeda
soonerstan56
9/5/2011, 04:31 PM
Tucks his undershirts inside his underwear!!!!

Stan
SCSooner71
9/5/2011, 04:41 PM
pees sitting down
Peach Fuzz
9/5/2011, 04:42 PM
...is in the dog-house for getting caught wearing his wife's favorite red heels and makeup again.
JLEW1818
9/5/2011, 09:50 PM
:D more more more!!!
Hot Rod
9/6/2011, 06:29 AM
...wants FSU to get some of those "cool" unis that Maryland wore. He said "it's an ACC thang!"
goingoneight
9/6/2011, 07:07 AM
... doesn't know what an elipsis is.
cleller
9/6/2011, 07:29 AM
puts pepto bismal in his Jack Daniels.
madillsoonerfan5353
9/6/2011, 07:47 AM
...tucks his junk between his legs and looks at his mangina in mirror!
deweydw
9/6/2011, 08:42 AM
Wears Bobby Bowden's Diapers

...with his Bobby Bowden booties and Bobby Bowden t-shirt.
deweydw
9/6/2011, 08:43 AM
... while sleeping in his bed with Bobby Bowden sheets.
deweydw
9/6/2011, 08:46 AM
... feels safe with his Bobby Bowden action figure.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/6/2011, 08:48 AM
...thought he was hiring BOB Stoops as DC, not his little brother.
delhalew
9/6/2011, 09:04 AM
Is a grown man who goes by Jimbo...
deweydw
9/6/2011, 02:26 PM
... hates that this thread will go on for a week and a half.
BoomerJ
9/6/2011, 02:41 PM
...makes his players hold alka seltzer and sprite in there mouth while doing jumping jacks. Then laughs at them.
BoomerJ
9/6/2011, 02:44 PM
...likes to greet his assistant coaches with titty twisters.
En_Fuego
9/6/2011, 03:03 PM
....only wipes with one sheet.
Dr. Jelly Finger
9/6/2011, 03:09 PM
Tailgates with Larry Eustachy
Hot Rod
9/6/2011, 03:21 PM
...celebrates Festivus.
SoonerInFortSmith
9/6/2011, 04:10 PM
His middle name is Shrimp
XingTheRubicon
9/6/2011, 04:40 PM
wears flip flops to funerals
TahoeSOONER
9/6/2011, 08:20 PM
Is pissed finding out LSU is the new Nike U after Jordan Jefferson was found with 49 pairs, before beating fellow corrupt Oregon without getting on the field, while leaving shoe prints on domes.
TahoeSOONER
9/6/2011, 08:22 PM
...was spotted huffing trash cans in fur at the burningman festival.
TahoeSOONER
9/6/2011, 08:32 PM
...is watching reruns of the 2000 Nat'l title while hoping to stay within two TDs instead of THIRTY points.
BoomerJ
9/6/2011, 11:57 PM
...has 49 pairs of stolen bowling shoes.
delhalew
9/7/2011, 12:01 AM
Has 49 pairs of shoes with velcro.
deweydw
9/7/2011, 12:15 PM
... sells jumbo shrimp at the side of the road.
SunnySooner
9/7/2011, 12:56 PM
has left 42 messages for the 2nd string running back at Langston U.
Peach Fuzz
9/7/2011, 01:12 PM
...is that one guy no one likes that always bums chewing gum off people.
Bonehead
9/7/2011, 01:16 PM
Secretly wishes his wife would call him Jumbo Fisher.
Peach Fuzz
9/7/2011, 01:37 PM
...tells his wife to call him Chief Osceola.
Peach Fuzz
9/8/2011, 07:20 AM
...flips off the newborns when he takes his team to the hospital.
Hot Rod
9/8/2011, 08:04 AM
...likes to drink that blue gatorade that barbers put their combs in.
CrimsonCommando
9/8/2011, 09:41 AM
..once had three "no-wipers" in a row.
BoomerJ
9/8/2011, 06:32 PM
...is worried about his players looking ahead this week....



..and likes eating yellow snow.
Peach Fuzz
9/8/2011, 07:42 PM
... acts like a dinosaur in his home office, though not a cool one like a T-rex or raptor, he becomes a herbivore.
BoomerJ
9/9/2011, 10:29 AM
...always has the same thing for his pre-game meal: Tuna fish salad on white bread with mayonnaise, a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies.
Peach Fuzz
9/9/2011, 12:15 PM
...shaves his gooch with a Bowie knife, to feel all manly n ****.
ddub0224
9/9/2011, 12:24 PM
...calls his mom his roommate
BoomerJ
9/9/2011, 12:49 PM
...every year during Christmas takes a dump in a shoebox, wraps it up with a bow on top, and places it gently under the tree.
Flagstaffsooner
9/9/2011, 01:22 PM
...on recruiting visits tries to sell his Amway products.
CrimsonCommando
9/12/2011, 11:00 AM
Keeps trying to get Mark Stoops to prank call Bob after 9 pm, but before 10pm.
soonerfromgeorgia
9/12/2011, 11:29 AM
is a midget, seriously I've shaken the mans hand.
badger
9/12/2011, 11:30 AM
...sank all of his vCash into the vBank, because he's a vWussie.
cjames317
9/12/2011, 12:01 PM
... needed Nick Saban's defense to barely beat Stoops.
swardboy
9/12/2011, 01:19 PM
Wears Bobby Bowden's Diapers

Depends. Oh, wait....
Bonehead
9/12/2011, 01:26 PM
Before every game spits on Bobby Bowden Field
SoonerWarMachine#1
9/12/2011, 01:43 PM
. . . wishes he was much heavier so he could go by "Jumbo"
deweydw
9/12/2011, 02:02 PM
... runs around the statue of Bobby Bowden in a loincloth 10 times in the wee hours of the morning on game day.
devOUt
9/12/2011, 02:33 PM
wants more dogs not cats on his team...
budbarrybob
9/12/2011, 02:47 PM
puts puppies in a sack with a rock and throws them in a river.
budbarrybob
9/12/2011, 02:49 PM
calls 1-800-MY-PUPPY to get free dog food!
Keller Sooner
9/12/2011, 02:54 PM
Takes money out of the collection plate at church.
tfoolry
9/12/2011, 03:09 PM
Walks like an Egyptian.

http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2011/02/jimbofisher200.jpg
salth2o
9/12/2011, 03:43 PM
wishes people would stop asking him, "what are you doing in here little kitty cat?"
BoomerJ
9/12/2011, 04:32 PM
...wishes the late 70's polyester coaches shorts would make a come back.
stoopified
9/12/2011, 04:35 PM
Needs to get back together with his old buddy Price and go back to making toddler toys.
oudivesherpa
9/12/2011, 04:41 PM
wears flip flops to funerals

Is wearing flip flops Saturday night?
SoonerNate
9/12/2011, 05:36 PM
edit: It was too harsh and I don't want this to end up on the news LOL
The Ghost of Mex
9/12/2011, 10:39 PM
...refuses to use a$$ cream on the Jumbo Fisher in has a$$ because its one of our colors.
SoonerinSouthlake
9/12/2011, 10:43 PM
needs to be told that "JIMBO" is the stuffed clown at my 2 year old daughters Gymboree class
The Ghost of Mex
9/12/2011, 10:56 PM
...thinks it should have been called "Searching for Bobby Bowden".
The Ghost of Mex
9/12/2011, 11:00 PM
...on Saturday mornings in Tulsa, likes to go Savoy for warm Seminoles.
BoomerJ
9/12/2011, 11:07 PM
...puts Big League Chewing Gum in his mouth and pretends that it's tabacco.
ouwasp
9/13/2011, 12:38 AM
...looks fwd to scratching his jock itch as a highlight of his day...
GameWarden
9/13/2011, 04:35 AM
Has a Lee Corso head that he puts on to watch gameday.
What? all the good ones are taken.
cjames317
9/13/2011, 10:13 AM
... told Jenn Sterger to quit texting him with photos of her junk.
Wishboned
9/13/2011, 10:29 AM
said he didn't see any prostate cancer the whole time his head was up Bobby Bowden's ***.
TahoeSOONER
9/13/2011, 02:11 PM
Embraces his Indian name as Dances down thirty.
TahoeSOONER
9/13/2011, 02:16 PM
Wants to take away free college from all the Indians because the fire spear Indian mascot once looked at his wife.
CrimsonCommando
9/13/2011, 02:54 PM
Would approve of OU having an Indian mascot named Lil' Red if they wanted one...
SoonerTerry
9/13/2011, 03:02 PM
Pees in the pool and swims in the toilet...

I heard he is a midget
Hot Rod
9/13/2011, 03:47 PM
...hopes Brent and Kirk pronounce his name correctly.

"Jumbo Fishers"
"Jimbo Fusher"
"Big Marlin"
tfoolry
9/13/2011, 04:29 PM
Will be known as "Inflamed Fissure" if that mounted Indian gets careless with his fire stick and accidently plants it in coach's rectum.
MountainOkie
9/13/2011, 05:30 PM
...bites off his own toenails when he's alone.
MountainOkie
9/13/2011, 08:40 PM
...eats straight from the live bait tank.
BoomerJ
9/13/2011, 09:41 PM
I heard he has a midget named Spot as a family pet.
MountainOkie
9/13/2011, 09:50 PM
...collects antique cake plates and invites the girls over to chat about his latest acquisition.
CrimsonCommando
9/14/2011, 09:39 AM
is pissed that McDonald's doesn't feature more adds with the Fry Guys, Grimmace, and the Hamburgler...
Keller Sooner
9/14/2011, 10:37 AM
was caught naked on top of the Tallahassee water tower. They charged him with skyjacking.
cjames317
9/14/2011, 11:06 AM
... is praying for rain Saturday. Lots and lots of rain.
soonerboy_odanorth
9/14/2011, 11:15 AM
... from his own perspective thinks Ken dolls are anatomically correct.
badger
9/14/2011, 11:23 AM
... is upset because a fan just caused Tony Jefferson to want to have a career day.

Link (http://www.newson6.com/story/15456573/apparent-florida-state-fan-sends-offensive-tweets-to-ou-player)

Seriously. Eff the guy that did that.
TahoeSOONER
9/14/2011, 12:45 PM
...thinks tweeting about his nightly dungion and dragons game is what all the cool kids do.
TahoeSOONER
9/14/2011, 12:48 PM
...tucks his junk between his legs while looking in the mirror and asks himself, "would you do me? I'd do me, ...hard."
MountainOkie
9/14/2011, 01:03 PM
...enjoys eating the mystery "granola" from underneath the couch cushions.
deweydw
9/14/2011, 01:16 PM
... will smell your fart and tell you what you had for lunch.
TahoeSOONER
9/14/2011, 01:29 PM
...thinks it's better if the wife drives.
JiminyChristmas
9/14/2011, 01:38 PM
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/424740/dockett.jpg
soonerboy_odanorth
9/14/2011, 03:34 PM
...dresses his teddy bears in crotchless panties.
cjames317
9/14/2011, 04:12 PM
... in response to Sarah Palin's request whether he had game tickets for her, said "Like white on rice."
MountainOkie
9/14/2011, 07:30 PM
...has heard that stupid FSU tomahawk chant so much that it's caused permanent brain damage.