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Hot Rod
8/29/2011, 07:00 AM
...is gonna find out the hard way who the best QB is in Oklahoma this weekend! Home streak continues! BOOMER!
King Crimson
8/29/2011, 07:20 AM
...wears a speedo to the beach.
AlbqSooner
8/29/2011, 07:27 AM
Thinks Coney Islander is "Fine Dining".
BigJerm7
8/29/2011, 07:47 AM
wears royal blue jorts.
Soonerntxs
8/29/2011, 07:57 AM
Wants an invite to the BIG 12, 10, 9, 8; OK, any invite will do!
Mississippi Sooner
8/29/2011, 08:15 AM
Is hoping his time isn't long on this stepping stone.
BoomerJ
8/29/2011, 09:18 AM
Is looking for someone to give him the hook up at a local department store.
MountainOkie
8/29/2011, 09:26 AM
Likes to give puppy dogs to little kids and then snatch them away 5 minutes later.
IslandSooner
8/29/2011, 09:29 AM
rode the "short bus" to school.
MountainOkie
8/29/2011, 09:35 AM
...couldn't figure out how to get on the short bus.
TheresOnlyOne
8/29/2011, 09:40 AM
Is a high school football coach....
SoonerAtKU
8/29/2011, 09:46 AM
Cuts in line going up to the slides at Big Splash.
cjames317
8/29/2011, 10:12 AM
... doesn't have much time to get his team to focus on Oklahoma after beating up North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, etc. last weekend.
btk108
8/29/2011, 10:19 AM
is cussing Todd Graham right about now....
OUmillenium
8/29/2011, 10:31 AM
...is a master recruiter...at the HS level.
deweydw
8/29/2011, 11:48 AM
... thinks noodling is something done in private.
deweydw
8/29/2011, 12:10 PM
... likes to tip toe through the tulips.
allanace16
8/29/2011, 12:23 PM
........plans to suit up this year's Tulsa Union squad for the OU game to get a talent boost.
MountainOkie
8/29/2011, 01:53 PM
...likes to chew the used gum that people stick under tables.
TheHumanAlphabet
8/29/2011, 02:28 PM
Wants to change the Hurricane logo as he was scared of Hurricane Irene and doesn't want to offend anyone...
Mississippi Sooner
8/29/2011, 02:32 PM
...is hoping he can do for Tulsa what Todd Dodge did for North Texas.
MountainOkie
8/29/2011, 03:32 PM
...is a HUGE Craig James fan.
BigTip
8/29/2011, 03:51 PM
Farts in public:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0114/ncf_a_blankenship_b1_300.jpg
cjames317
8/29/2011, 04:43 PM
... walks up to Bob, Brent and Josh during warm ups and says:

"Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later."
jdsooner
8/29/2011, 04:53 PM
Buys his clothes for a BIG DISCOUNT at Macy's.
budbarrybob
8/29/2011, 05:09 PM
waits until it's dark to make hay.
MountainOkie
8/29/2011, 05:16 PM
...blames everything that he does wrong on "the one armed man".
Soonerntxs
8/30/2011, 07:15 AM
sings "The wheels on the bus" all the way back to T-town, following the shelacking on Sat.
Soonerntxs
8/30/2011, 07:16 AM
is a closet SOONER, BTW!
FirstandGoal
8/30/2011, 08:29 AM
.... is perfectly happy knowing that he is the second best head coach in the state of Oklahoma
badger
8/30/2011, 09:25 AM
...saved Tulsa a ton of money by not being as expensive as Todd Graham.

...was a safety pick, because TU had been shunned too many times recently by hotshot successful coaches going to larger programs for more money.

...is darn lucky to be inheriting the talent he is.

...but then very unlucky to have his All-American candidate get accused of aiding embezzlement.
BoomerJ
8/30/2011, 09:59 AM
was found hiding behind his old desk at Union High School this week with his pants wet and his thumb in his mouth.
cjames317
8/30/2011, 11:58 AM
sez: "You come at the king, you best not miss."
Peach Fuzz
8/30/2011, 12:14 PM
...tells his fans to buy tickets to the MNC.
deweydw
8/30/2011, 03:15 PM
... has a coin operated pony ride in the TU weight room.

http://media.merchantcircle.com/33267516/ponyride1_medium.jpeg
Wishboned
8/30/2011, 08:33 PM
thinks a golden hurricane is just a really intense golden shower.
Peach Fuzz
8/30/2011, 10:11 PM
...falls asleep while listening to Boyz II Men.
Soonerus
8/30/2011, 10:44 PM
"is a man"...
soonerthanu
8/30/2011, 10:53 PM
likes to taste farts
MountainOkie
8/30/2011, 11:00 PM
...likes to stick his tongue in electrical sockets because it "tastes tangy".
ouwasp
8/30/2011, 11:05 PM
...will soon learn how the Tulsa Rogers coach felt back in the day...
MountainOkie
8/30/2011, 11:18 PM
...sweats more than the combined cast of Cool Hand Luke.
SoonerinSouthlake
8/30/2011, 11:19 PM
....only recently learned that Tulsa was a city, not a state
cjames317
8/31/2011, 11:22 AM
... formerly known as "Bushwick Bill", could throw down some rhymes back in the day.
Peach Fuzz
8/31/2011, 11:29 AM
... watches Sex and the City before games.
deweydw
8/31/2011, 11:34 AM
...has the complete series of Sailor Moon on blue ray.
BoomerJ
8/31/2011, 02:28 PM
...eats at Hooters everyday for lunch and orders the more than a mouthful burger with some freshly squeezed milk.
BigDeezy
8/31/2011, 02:42 PM
I was trying to think of something to say, but unfortunately my mind went blankenship.
Peach Fuzz
8/31/2011, 03:35 PM
...was a Chippewa Shaman in his former life.
BudSooner
8/31/2011, 07:59 PM
...has the complete series of Sailor Moon on blue ray.It's not out on BluRay yet.




Oshi.....











Sounds like a fly by night car dealership.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo! We got some 81 Honda Accords at prices you won't believe.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sooner_Tuf
8/31/2011, 09:18 PM
is wondering why his new mascot blows
sooneredaco
9/1/2011, 01:41 AM
....Can't wait till Saturday to ask Bob for his autograph
Peach Fuzz
9/1/2011, 04:09 AM
...makes ceiling decorations out of tampons.
vtsooner21
9/1/2011, 04:28 AM
Got beat up on the playground...By a 65 pound girl
Boomer
BoomerJ
9/1/2011, 08:33 AM
...will be asking the Rufneks for permission to fire a gun when the Sooners score.
cjames317
9/1/2011, 11:55 AM
... is standing outside of Big 12 offices right now, knocking on a locked door: "Hello, anybody home? Can we talk?"