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StoopTroup
8/26/2011, 01:12 PM
Evidently Mack has. I'm betting it was after he went 5-7....lol

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6898057&categoryid=2378529
Sooner_Tuf
8/26/2011, 02:15 PM
Why is Mack pretending to be an old woman? Is this part of keep Austin weird?
sooneredaco
8/26/2011, 02:26 PM
What an absolute tool
StoopTroup
8/26/2011, 06:29 PM
Stretching doesn't win Championships and unless you've won a National Championship....there will be no Stretching.
101sooner
8/26/2011, 06:48 PM
He wasn't coaching in that video, he was attempting damage control. Given a 5-7 season, that's not the wrong thing to do, it's just the way he presented himself. It was the wrong application of the right idea. Why condescend the new players for the crap that the 5-7 team did the year before? He's trying to absolve himself of his own errors by lecturing new players that have never played a down. Look at their faces. Colt's little brother is drooling with admiration, but most of the other players look like they are sort of faking it. They look like someone that is having second thoughts about buying that used car.

Just shut up and coach Mack. You have it all.
CrimsonRez
8/26/2011, 07:04 PM
Yeah, I got chased into an alley one time....but then I climbed up the wall and webbed the building next to it and got away.
BetterSoonerThanLater
8/26/2011, 08:26 PM
please remind me the next time i'm trying to coach a 5-7 football team to watch this video. It'll come in handy. :)
cleller
8/27/2011, 07:45 AM
All I can say is that Mack obviously benefits to an unbelievable degree from a giant budget (hiring assistants) and giant recruiting base.

I do have a great memory of an alley, a burglar and a police dog....
FirstandGoal
8/27/2011, 09:12 AM
I can honestly say that I hope with every fiber of my being that * keeps Mack for as long as he lives.
MountainOkie
8/27/2011, 03:22 PM
Yes, I have been chased in an alley.

When I was 6 a crazy nut in a truck tried to run me down in an alley on my way back from school. As his car careened down the alley I jumped onto a chain link fence and tried to pull my way over, but gave up on that idea and just wound up cringing and clinging to the fence. He smiled and laughed like a maniac as he drove past.

I've often wondered what prison or mental institution he wound up at.

But, I'm sorry was this a football question? :)
soonerstan56
8/27/2011, 04:50 PM
Wow, what a difference between that video of Mack and the Stoops videos.
Bob is actually coaching young men up and Mack is talking about, I don't know what.
It's as if he's trying to convince himself that he's a coach.

Stan
Penguin
8/27/2011, 06:43 PM
What a strange fella.
Partial Qualifier
8/27/2011, 07:59 PM
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN #2 IN THE COUNTRY? ... HAVE YOU EVER BEEN #3 IN THE COUNTRY??"

What the ****?
cleller
8/28/2011, 06:48 AM
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN #2 IN THE COUNTRY? ... HAVE YOU EVER BEEN #3 IN THE COUNTRY??"

What the ****?

"Have you ever flossed with piano wire? Wrestled with Siamese twins? Worn a feather boa?"
Wishboned
8/28/2011, 11:55 AM
He's not very clappy in those videos.
47straight
8/28/2011, 01:23 PM
Wow. "Have you ever got your *** beat by 'Bama? Well then we don't want your opinion. You ever given up 4 games into a season? Well then we don't want your opinion."
hawaii 5-0
8/28/2011, 01:32 PM
I wish Smack Clown a long career.


5-0
Mike Stoops
8/28/2011, 02:02 PM
So from watching this video I gathered:

1. If you haven't been on the #3 ranked team in the country, he doesn't want your opinion but if you have been ranked #3, he does want your opinion.

2. Stretching is for losers.