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OutlandTrophy
8/18/2011, 08:14 PM
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GKeeper316
8/18/2011, 08:21 PM
we invented a drink called a panty dropper. chicks pound em cuz they cant taste all the rum you put in it.

2 or 3 of em and the panties... drop.

sooner ngintunr
8/18/2011, 08:31 PM
wow

nighttrain12
8/18/2011, 08:34 PM
>>Conway Twitty got more ***** by accident than regular guys get on purpose<<

How do you figure that? He was married 3 times in his 59 year life. You would think he would have more than 4 kids if that were true.

StoopTroup
8/18/2011, 08:36 PM
I never much like him as an entertainer but there is no doubt he was good at getting to Women's Heartstrings.

C&CDean
8/18/2011, 08:41 PM
>>Conway Twitty got more ***** by accident than regular guys get on purpose<<

How do you figure that? He was married 3 times in his 59 year life. You would think he would have more than 4 kids if that were true.

You seriously didn't actually type this did you? Please tell me you didn't.

Conway got more strange in that house on Westwood golf course than you and everyone you know got in their lifetime. Kids do not = poon. Geez.

C&CDean
8/18/2011, 08:43 PM
I never much like him as an entertainer but there is no doubt he was good at getting to Women's Heartstrings.

You shut your whore mouth. "Darlin', it's been a long time..."

Those 6 words copped more fine female flesh than an unlimited/open checkbook at a whorehouse.

StoopTroup
8/18/2011, 09:03 PM
You shut your whore mouth. "Darlin', it's been a long time..."

Those 6 words copped more fine female flesh than an unlimited/open checkbook at a whorehouse.

I think it was his Hair. Back then his blow out kit hair style just didn't fit with my Rock n Roll Lifestyle. :D

Again...I don't disagree....he picked up on more of Elvis's sloppy seconds with his music than any performer out there at the time.

I did watch Convoy and had a 20 channel CB and later a 40 Channel in my car along with the long antenna on the trunk.

What's yer 10-4 good buddy. :D

I've used Darlin' on my Wife since the day I met her 20 years ago. :D

SicEmBaylor
8/18/2011, 09:13 PM
Who the hell is Conway Twitty?

StoopTroup
8/18/2011, 09:15 PM
The Dude that left a load running down yer Grandma's leg when yer G-paw was out of town that one time on business. :D ;)

He was the **** man....:D

http://bettylou.zzruss.com/twittybiography.jpg

Soonerfan88
8/18/2011, 09:19 PM
Who the hell is Conway Twitty?

:eek: I'm not sure what to say to this. Think I'll let Dean handle it....

SicEmBaylor
8/18/2011, 09:19 PM
Neil Diamond is all the auditory panty-remover that any man needs.

Sooner_Tuf
8/18/2011, 10:15 PM
Neil Diamond is all the auditory panty-remover that any man needs.

Different class of chics. Conway will get you the fun ones. Neil will get the criers that need a hug.

tulsaoilerfan
8/21/2011, 12:53 PM
Remember the Bloom County cartoon strip? "I see the moon all bright and pretty like the hiney of Conway Twitty" :) That strip was and still is pure greatness

KantoSooner
8/22/2011, 02:47 PM
I see your Conway Twitty and raise you one Tom Jones.

I never understood his appeal, but watched one show in which he had women from 16 to 76 winging their undergarments at him. He'd wipe the sweat from his manly brow and fling 'em back to squeals of delight from the ladies.

It was like a Rowan Atkinson version of heaven.

And, by the way, other than Madonna, I would discourage men from tossing their skids at female performers. They don't appreciate it. It's an excellent way to have the liviing crap beaten out of you by body guards, too.

jumperstop
8/22/2011, 02:52 PM
I not trying to drop granny panties....If you played this for the ladies nowadays you would be laughed at.

cantwait48
8/22/2011, 03:22 PM
And, by the way, other than Madonna, I would discourage men from tossing their skids at female performers."

I'm pretty sure the health dept would have me arrested for creating a biohazard if I did this.

Sooner_Tuf
8/22/2011, 03:39 PM
I not trying to drop granny panties....If you played this for the ladies nowadays you would be laughed at.
I heard "tennis elbow" really hurts. Sorry about your luck :(

jumperstop
8/22/2011, 04:07 PM
I heard "tennis elbow" really hurts. Sorry about your luck :(

My hand never bitches at me at least :D

KantoSooner
8/23/2011, 02:26 PM
And, by the way, other than Madonna, I would discourage men from tossing their skids at female performers."

I'm pretty sure the health dept would have me arrested for creating a biohazard if I did this.

Pardon me for thinking of 'The Dixie Chicks' and laughing an evil laugh.

3rdgensooner
8/23/2011, 02:34 PM
Conway Twitty lived up the street from us when I was a small child.

C&CDean
8/23/2011, 03:01 PM
Conway Twitty lived up the street from us when I was a small child.

By the golf course?

3rdgensooner
8/23/2011, 03:11 PM
Yep

C&CDean
8/23/2011, 03:30 PM
Bart Connor and Nadia had (maybe still do) a house right up the same street. That house Conway lived in had a recording studio and everything. It's right on the #8 tee box at Westwood.

3rdgensooner
8/23/2011, 03:37 PM
It was on Villa, and I think it was called Hillcrest Country Club when we lived there.

C&CDean
8/23/2011, 03:39 PM
Memories...

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/24/2011, 11:02 PM
I was going to post a thread about what a pimp Conway Twitty was, but I see it's already been done. I've been listening to a lot of Willie's Roadhouse on XM so I hear his music about everyday. Conway serenaded me with this on my way home today.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN4H1fw4fgw

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/24/2011, 11:03 PM
It was on Villa, and I think it was called Hillcrest Country Club when we lived there.That was when he lived in South OKC. They also lived on South Santa Fe and 89th for a while in the house that was built like a stop sign.

nighttrain12
10/24/2011, 11:10 PM
Nah, Tom Jones topped them all!


http://youtu.be/zGs5Js7FVHo

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/24/2011, 11:14 PM
Tom Jones had to put a pair of socks in his pants to get the ladies.

AlbqSooner
10/25/2011, 07:15 AM
Neil Diamond is all the auditory panty-remover that any man needs.

This from the guy who drinks Zima, rides a scooter, and uses this board to lament a pathetic love life.

AlbqSooner
10/25/2011, 07:17 AM
I not trying to drop granny panties....If you played this for the ladies nowadays you would be laughed at.

You've never had a buckle bunny rock your world have you?

Lott's Bandana
10/25/2011, 08:28 AM
I used to hit balls into his swimmin' pool. At that time, (mid-70s) CT was long gone, but his ex and daughter were still living there.

yermom
10/25/2011, 08:40 AM
Is that a euphemism?

Lott's Bandana
10/25/2011, 08:46 AM
More like a screaming duck hook.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/25/2011, 08:55 AM
I used to hit balls into his swimmin' pool. At that time, (mid-70s) CT was long gone, but his ex and daughter were still living there.I've been talking to his daughter Kathy on FB a little bit. She's a nice lady.

tator
10/25/2011, 10:43 AM
For what it's worth, the OP was talking about his own panties.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/25/2011, 10:56 AM
Speaking of panty droppers, I was surprised what a pimp Willie Nelson was.

I saw him and Waylon in concert in the late 80s. Old ladies, young ladies, hot ladies, ugly ladies - all throwing their unmentionables up on stage for ol' Willie. Waylon, I could see, but Willie came as a shock.

8timechamps
10/25/2011, 03:31 PM
Speaking of panty droppers, I was surprised what a pimp Willie Nelson was.

I saw him and Waylon in concert in the late 80s. Old ladies, young ladies, hot ladies, ugly ladies - all throwing their unmentionables up on stage for ol' Willie. Waylon, I could see, but Willie came as a shock.

I saw Willie at Sturgis a few years ago, and although he looked like a dried up raisin (that's a dried up grape, that's even more dried up), the ladies were flocking to him. None that I would eve had touched, but ladies nonetheless.