Career Change...

[northspeter]

in my early 30's and have decided im bored with my job... looking for something different... im open to suggestions... give me everything you got...


:pop:

[MR2-Sooner86]

Life Coach

[StoopTroup]

Comedian.

[thecynic]

fluffer

[hawaii 5-0]

Bikini Tan Line Inspector.

Doesn't pay much but the benefits are great. Bring your own sunscreen.


5-0


Trump/ Flip 2012

[OhU1]

Chicken Sexer

[C&CDean]

Innerweb dickmunch?

Wait, that's not a change...

[87sooner]

sock tucker

cork soaker

[GKeeper316]

all joking aside... ask yourself the 7th grade guidance councelor question... if you were rich, how would you spend your days? go from there to find something you'll enjoy doing.

[northspeter]

What are you qualified to do?



i currently work as a compliance officer in the medical industry...

and also, i have a vast amount of knowledge of pop culture and sports information...

[StoopTroup]

Call Micheal Jackson's Doctor and tell him you think you can get him work taking care of some very rich Nashville Clients and you want to be his agent?

[MamaMia]

Anesthesiology. High pay. Low impact.

[OutlandTrophy]

Directional Driller

[OUDoc]

Directional Driller

They already mentioned fluffers.

[StoopTroup]

Barnum And Bailey Clown College Administrator?

The benefits are no joke. You get a Company Car that sits nearly 50 Clowns.

[OutlandTrophy]

They already mentioned fluffers.

ahhh, I missed that!

[NormanPride]

Physical therapist.

[Midtowner]

I would suggest you become a concert violinist.

[XingTheRubicon]

all joking aside... ask yourself the 7th grade guidance councelor question... if you were rich, how would you spend your days? go from there to find something you'll enjoy doing.

Yeah, but then there would be no janitors...nobody says "hey, I like to scrub floors and sh*t.

[XingTheRubicon]

i currently work as a compliance officer in the medical industry...

and also, i have a vast amount of knowledge of pop culture and sports information...

thought you worked for Inotech?

[tcrb]

i currently work as a compliance officer in the medical industry...

and also, i have a vast amount of knowledge of pop culture and sports information...

Heh, for some odd reason I thought you were a porn star. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

in my early 30's and have decided im bored with my job... looking for something different... im open to suggestions... give me everything you got...


:pop:

I quit my job and went to law school at 35. Just about to graduate.

[Frozen Sooner]

However, I wouldn't recommend this course. The market for baby lawyers sucks. With your work experience, though, you'd have a good shot at in-house counsel somewhere.

[OUMallen]

Teach in a public school

[The Maestro]

They say you could feed a starving child in Africa for $.70 cents a day.

Phone sex costs about $2.99 a minute.

Hire some starving African kids to talk dirty to folks and keep the profits for yourself.

[northspeter]

I quit my job and went to law school at 35. Just about to graduate.

i have actually thought about that...

[olevetonahill]

Im gonna become a Quality control inspector for Victoria's Secret :hot:

[GDC]

http://www.antsports.com/ffl/A_Images/ICONL0568T09.JPG

[BU BEAR]

i have actually thought about that...

Do not do it. Take Frozen's advice. I did it; I was in about the same situation you are in; bottom dropped out of the employment market mid-way through the experience. Aside from the disappointing employment market, you have to sacrifice time with friends and family to do law school right. Your quality of life will decline during those three years. I can honestly say that if I had a Delorian with a Flux Capacitor that I would go back in time and make the decision to not go to law school. I cannot imagine that my life would be anything but better had I not gone to law school.

Costs > Benefits

The contribution that I make to others is nice, but I wish there were do-overs in life.

[northspeter]

Do not do it. Take Frozen's advice. I did it; I was in about the same situation you are in; bottom dropped out of the employment market mid-way through the experience. Aside from the disappointing employment market, you have to sacrifice time with friends and family to do law school right. Your quality of life will decline during those three years. I can honestly say that if I had a Delorian with a Flux Capacitor that I would go back in time and make the decision to not go to law school. I cannot imagine that my life would be anything but better had I not gone to law school.

Costs > Benefits

The contribution that I make to others is nice, but I wish there were do-overs in life.

i've thought about law school, business school, journalism and education... trying to do research on all the different ones and see what suits me best...

[Whet]

I would suggest you become a concert violinist.

No money in that, ask Aldee about that side.

[Whet]

Thought of pimp'in?

Or, just suck it up and keep working in your current profession. Heck, you have only 35 years left before you retire.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Are you a closer?

[northspeter]

Are you a closer?

im a starter...

[GKeeper316]

what's the goal of the new job? make a ton of cash? help people?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Im gonna become a Quality control inspector for Victoria's Secret :hot:

no more pet crotchadiles, vet.

[jkjsooner]

all joking aside... ask yourself the 7th grade guidance councelor question... if you were rich, how would you spend your days? go from there to find something you'll enjoy doing.

Dang, I guess I should have gone into porn.

[Sooner5030]

go galt!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Teach English abroad until you get this figured out.

I have a niece and her husband who are in Abu Dhabi both teaching English for a couple of years. They figure to save up $100,000 for their return.

[GKeeper316]

Dang, I guess I should have gone into porn.

porn is very profitable with low overhead. buy a camera, a computer with a decent graphics card and learn how to do nle and all you need from there is talent and a website... cheap. the camera will be your biggest expense if you go production grade hd. talent is fairly cheap... 200-2000 per scene, depending.

[oumartin]

I actually plan on becoming a pirate at treasure island in vegas.. Wanna go with me?

[BU BEAR]

Teach English abroad until you get this figured out.

I have a niece and her husband who are in Abu Dhabi both teaching English for a couple of years. They figure to save up $100,000 for their return.

How does one do this? Would like to go to Israel, Japan, Colombia, or Ecuador.

[jkjsooner]

porn is very profitable with low overhead. buy a camera, a computer with a decent graphics card and learn how to do nle and all you need from there is talent and a website... cheap. the camera will be your biggest expense if you go production grade hd. talent is fairly cheap... 200-2000 per scene, depending.

Well, the question was if I was rich how would I spend my days. Let's just say when I was a 7th grader it would have involved lots of sex but not a lot of film/production. I guess I'm destined to be a grunt doing to the dirty work. ;-)

I also would have said, "playing basketball," but the last I checked the NBA is calling. Then again, neither is the porn industry.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

How does one do this? Would like to go to Israel, Japan, Colombia, or Ecuador.


http://www.goabroad.com/teach-abroad

[BigTip]

http://www.antsports.com/ffl/A_Images/ICONL0568T09.JPG

Fred Garvin!

:highly_amused:

I reference him all the time!