Happy Birthday, Elvis!

[GKeeper316]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/michele-bachmanns-elvis-birthday_n_928454.html



During a stop in South Carolina on Tuesday, Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann wished (http://mauldin.patch.com/articles/bachmanns-elvis-gaffe-doesnt-slow-momentum-in-upstate-return#video-7390605) the late Elvis Presley a "Happy Birthday."
The problem: the message from the conservative congresswoman comes on the anniversary of the death of the "King of Rock and Roll."
"Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today," said Bachmann while speaking in the Palmetto State. "We played you a little bit of promise land when we pulled up. You can't do better than Elvis Presley."
Elvis was born on January 8, 1935.
While it's unlikely the gaffe will cost Bachmann, the presidential contender is no stranger to making questionable remarks (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/27/michele-bachmann-quotes-_n_872256.html#s288337&title=Many_Scientists_Believe). Over the weekend, Bachmann emerged victorious (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/13/michele-bachmann-iowa-straw-poll-results_n_926273.html) in the Ames Straw Poll, a table-setter for next year's Iowa caucuses.


if this bitch was any dumber...

[OUHOMER]

I agree, I do not how anybody can take her seriously

[Wishboned]

I can see her response to this now.

"You misconstrued my words. I didn't say that today was his birthday. I just wished him a happy birthday today."

[OhU1]

Let's see, she confuses John Wayne Gacy with John Wayne, Elvis's death with his birth. Sure, she's not playing trivial pursuit but these are planned remarks intended to ingratiate herself to locals. Wasn't she a beauty contestant sometime in her life?
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[C&CDean]

Oh jeez. A dumb bitch makes a gaffe. So now she's a dumb bitch. Too bad Obama ain't held to the same standard.

[Memtig14]

Oh jeez. A dumb bitch makes a gaffe. So now she's a dumb bitch. Too bad Obama ain't held to the same standard.

But you can't say what he is......it ain't allowed.:P

[C&CDean]

A dumb mulatto? Quadroon? Octaroon?

Sure I can.

[olevetonahill]

A dumb mulatto? Quadroon? Octaroon?

Sure I can.

:D

[MR2-Sooner86]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2788/4127992813_91c0640808.jpg

[Wishboned]

Oh jeez. A dumb bitch makes a gaffe. So now she's a dumb bitch. Too bad Obama ain't held to the same standard.

No. He's a dumbass. Sometimes he's a double dumbass. But he's never a dumb bitch.

[VeeJay]

No. He's a dumbass. Sometimes he's a double dumbass. But he's never a dumb bitch.

He's George Soros' bitch.

[olevetonahill]

No. He's a dumbass. Sometimes he's a double dumbass. But he's never a dumb bitch.

Sure he is, Hes a dumb son of a bitch :D

[Wishboned]

Sure he is, Hes a dumb son of a bitch :D

I think you would be right. People in all 57 states would agree with that.

[olevetonahill]

I think you would be right. People in all 57 states would agree with that.

Gomer up there prolly wouldnt tho. :D

[GKeeper316]

Gomer up there prolly wouldnt tho. :D

keep callin me gomer and i won't put out anymore!

[olevetonahill]

keep callin me gomer and i won't put out anymore!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QgcIP-pa2II/SUbQw9KAJcI/AAAAAAAAAX8/TygI4OQWl-E/s400/GomerPyle.jpg

[GKeeper316]

YOU'RE CUT OFF BITCH!

[olevetonahill]

YOU'RE CUT OFF BITCH!

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[GKeeper316]

OK NOW YOU'RE LIKE TRIPLE DOG CUT OFF!

[olevetonahill]

You cant cut me off, You dont know who all im gettin it from.

[GKeeper316]

curses! foiled again!!!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/330544/thumbs/s-MICHELE-BACHMANN-ELVIS-BIRTHDAY-large300.jpg

You rock, bachmann!!!

[Sooner24]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/michele-bachmanns-elvis-birthday_n_928454.html



if this bitch was any dumber...

She would be you?


;)

[olevetonahill]

She would be you?


;)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QgcIP-pa2II/SUbQw9KAJcI/AAAAAAAAAX8/TygI4OQWl-E/s400/GomerPyle.jpg

[GKeeper316]

She would be you?


;)

hey screw you hippy... if i was a presidential candidate i would at least hire somebody to make sure the **** i said to crowds was accurate.

[olevetonahill]

hey screw you hippy... if i was a presidential candidate i would at least hire somebody to make sure the **** i said to crowds was accurate.

Like obama did?:rolleyes:

[SoonerNate]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/michele-bachmanns-elvis-birthday_n_928454.html



if this bitch was any dumber...

LMAO

Wow. A fish that never opens its mouth never gets caught. Words she should live by.

[rekamrettuB]

I'm sure she's a horrible driver too.

[olevetonahill]

I'm sure she's a horrible driver too.

Of course she is, Shes a woman. But I betcha she can make a Fine sammich.;)

[Barry's_Scowl]

But you can't say what he is......it ain't allowed.:P

Racism is AWESOME when we can all agree that racism is AWESOME!

[Barry's_Scowl]

if this bitch was any dumber...

...she would have won the straw poll in Iowa?

[Wishboned]

Like obama did?:rolleyes:

He did. Then after the campaign he assigned them to his economic advisory board.

[olevetonahill]

He did. Then after the campaign he assigned them to his economic advisory board.

:D

[Sooner24]

...she would have won the straw poll in Iowa?

No, she would be GKeeper316. :D

[Barry's_Scowl]

No, she would be GKeeper316. :D

I thought it said more about Iowans.

[GKeeper316]

No, she would be GKeeper316. :D


/rolleyes

at least put forth a little effort to be original.

[Sooner24]

/rolleyes

at least put forth a little effort to be original.

Glad to see you got that Caps Lock problem fixed. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[MamaMia]

Quick..somebody tell me when Elvis was born and when he died. I do not want to be caught not knowing, or heaven forbid, get the two dates confused. :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Quick..somebody tell me when Elvis was born and when he died. I do not want to be caught not knowing, or heaven forbid, get the two dates confused. :eek:

He was borned a poor black child in Mississippi sometime in the late 40s. He died much like M jackson. A ****ty white singer in 77:eek:

[saucysoonergal]

Quick..somebody tell me when Elvis was born and when he died. I do not want to be caught not knowing, or heaven forbid, get the two dates confused. :eek:

January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

ywia!

;)

[MamaMia]

January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

ywia!

;)

Thank you SOOOO much. You have no idea how much this means to me. I am ashamed that I didn't know it already. I should be scorned! I am so fortunate that I was not caught up in Memphis with my inexcusable lack of Elvis knowledge. I may have been stoned on Bourbon Street, but in a bad way. I will study this until it is tattooed in my memory bank, never to be forgotten!

Now, I must go study how many states there are in the U.S. of America. Oh wait...I already know that from the 1st grade. Never...mind.

[GKeeper316]

Thank you SOOOO much. You have no idea how much this means to me. I am ashamed that I didn't know it already. I should be scorned! I am so fortunate that I was not caught up in Memphis with my inexcusable lack of Elvis knowledge. I may have been stoned on Bourbon Street, but in a bad way. I will study this until it is tattooed in my memory bank, never to be forgotten!

i smell the sarcasm. it smells pungeant and sweet... like j-lo's *** crack.

[olevetonahill]

January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

ywia!

;)

I was way off on his Borned on date. :eek: :O

[olevetonahill]

i smell the sarcasm. it smells pungeant and sweet... like j-lo's *** crack.

Gomer, THIS be the only asscrack you likely to ever sniff.:rolleyes:

http://www.dsphotographic.com/g2/9017-3/Sumo+Wrestling+-+026.jpg

[saucysoonergal]

Only by 5 or so years, now go make me a sammich! ;)

[GKeeper316]

Gomer, THIS be the only asscrack you likely to ever sniff.:rolleyes:

http://www.dsphotographic.com/g2/9017-3/Sumo+Wrestling+-+026.jpg

dude you shouldn't post pics of yourself after posse night on the hill.

[olevetonahill]

Only by 5 or so years, now go make me a sammich! ;)

Yes Mame, Ya gonna Beat Me?:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :D

[MamaMia]

i smell the sarcasm. it smells pungeant and sweet... like j-lo's *** crack.

Thats just your upper lip. :D

[GKeeper316]

Thats just your upper lip. :D

ok it smells like vet's *** crack then.

[olevetonahill]

ok it smells like vet's *** crack then.

Gomer, Ya wanta know how I know yer Ghey?:rolleyes:

[GKeeper316]

Gomer, Ya wanta know how I know yer Ghey?:rolleyes:

cuz my ****'s in your ***?

[olevetonahill]

yup still slow as vet jizz in winter...


keep callin me gomer and i won't put out anymore!


YOU'RE CUT OFF BITCH!


OK NOW YOU'RE LIKE TRIPLE DOG CUT OFF!


ok it smells like vet's *** crack then.


cuz my ****'s in your ***?


No dumas, Because of all yer other Ghey assed posts.:rolleyes:

[saucysoonergal]

Still waiting on the sammich Vet. ;)

[olevetonahill]

Still waiting on the sammich Vet. ;)

Im still hopin ya gonna BEAT me.:D

[C&CDean]

There's a whole lot of saucy/vet action going on in this thread. Well that, and a retard watching the whole show.

[olevetonahill]

Im still hoping shes gonna beat me, thats why i aint gave her the sammich yet.:D

[C&CDean]

Im still hoping shes gonna beat me, thats why i aint gave her the sammich yet.:D

Yeah, but you made it. With TLC. Just cause she ain't ate it yet doesn't count.

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, but you made it. With TLC. Just cause she ain't ate it yet doesn't count.

What can I say, Im just a Man Bitch.:D

[C&CDean]

Mitch?

[saucysoonergal]

Heh

[olevetonahill]

Mitch?

Heh. Ima Be Saucy's samMitch :hot:

[saucysoonergal]

Make me a samMitch and I might whip up some CDIAB! ;)

[olevetonahill]

Make me a samMitch and I might whip up some CDIAB! ;)

OOOOOHH Baby, Ya want that delivered or ya gonna do Pick up?:hot:

[NormanPride]

I wouldn't care, but as someone said this was a planned remark meant to ingratiate herself to the local audience. What a maroon.

[saucysoonergal]

NP, we are talking sandwiches and CDIAB now.

[NormanPride]

I bet Bachmann makes terrible CDIAB. She looks like the kind of cook that never tastes anything before serving it and forgets to turn the stove off.

[olevetonahill]

I bet Bachmann makes terrible CDIAB. She looks like the kind of cook that never tastes anything before serving it and forgets to turn the stove off.

Thats Hawt. :hot:
Now Let Saucy and I get back to our SamMitches :cool: