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kbsooner
8/15/2011, 09:01 PM
I have it from an inside authority that Ronnell once took a direct bite from a Great White and his composition of high carbon heat treated steel broke the sea beast's jaw!
SoonerInFortSmith
8/15/2011, 09:05 PM
I heard a zombie bit him and turned back into a normal person!
OUVarsityXV
8/15/2011, 09:25 PM
Ronnell Lewis is a 10 foot tall, two ton son of a bitch! His heart is a basketball that pumps ricotta cheese. He once sired an entire little league team....to BILL BRAFSKY!!!!
Ruf/Nek7
8/15/2011, 09:27 PM
He'll save children, but not the british children.
Sooner_Tuf
8/15/2011, 10:58 PM
I have it from an inside authority that Ronnell once took a direct bite from a Great White and his composition of high carbon heat treated steel broke the sea beast's jaw!

Ronnell was lip locked with a Great White? Sounds kinky to me. :gary:
sooner59
8/15/2011, 11:43 PM
I heard George Washington once asked for his autograph.
tnraider1
8/16/2011, 12:29 AM
I heard Chuck Norris envy's the Hammer.
lasooner123
8/16/2011, 12:33 AM
hes the hammer of course he is inedible
kbsooner
8/16/2011, 05:55 AM
as a young child of Dewar, Ronnell once wandered away from home and happened upon the Olkmulgee Co Fair. He unkowingly entered himself in the the steer roping contest and won going away... Without a horse... Or a lasso!
Cornfed
8/16/2011, 02:55 PM
hes the hammer of course he is inedible

I heard that was a non issue....
badger
8/16/2011, 03:08 PM
http://www.sharkdiving.us/images/hammerhead/01.jpg

Don't eat a hammerhead.
sooneredaco
8/16/2011, 03:41 PM
The Hammer once shot an Afghan plane down with his finger, by yelling "Bang!"
soonerborn45
8/16/2011, 04:56 PM
Every morning I crap the bed! (see Bill Brasky joke)
Lott's Bandana
8/16/2011, 05:02 PM
The Hammer once shot an Afghan plane down with his finger, by yelling "Bang!"


Is that why they don't have any planes now?
OUInformant
8/16/2011, 05:27 PM
I heard that the Hammer may quit football to become the new Treasury Secretary AND Fed Chairman.
OUInformant
8/16/2011, 05:29 PM
Google may acquire the Hammer as their secret weapon against Apple.
OUInformant
8/16/2011, 05:31 PM
The Hammer created a new iPhone app that solves all the world's problems.
Lott's Bandana
8/16/2011, 05:42 PM
I heard he didn't have to write a paper. His class was required to write one about him.
sooneredaco
8/16/2011, 06:28 PM
Is that why they don't have any planes now?

Exactly!
VA Sooner
8/16/2011, 06:54 PM
I heard he didn't have to write a paper. His class was required to write one about him.



And that's how he became eligible again.

Re-instated by the student body of the NCAA.
KantoSooner
8/17/2011, 10:58 AM
Is it true that the root cause of earthquakes is Ronnell's snoring?
OUInformant
8/17/2011, 03:27 PM
The NCAA ruled that the Hammer is the only college football player who should be payed.