Tiger Woods

[Sooner24]

Front nine three birdies a bogey and two double bogeys. The three birdies came on the first five holes and then it started going south.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Who is Tiger Woods? Does he play golf or something?

[Sooner24]

Who is Tiger Woods? Does he play golf or something?

It would appear not very well. Another bogey on 10 and is +3.

[Lott's Bandana]

Another win for Stevie?

[Sooner24]

Another win for Stevie?

Scott is -2 and 2 shots back.

[Boomer.....]

Holes 15-18 are brutal!

[TUSooner]

boogies. heh.

[Sooner24]

Just dropped another stroke. This is like watching the stock market the last few days.

[Sooner24]

In his last 7 holes he's +7

[thecynic]

It's been said before, but it's becoming more and more obvious. Clean living does not suit him. He needs to get back to whore-mongering and boozing. THEN he'll start playing better.

It's like science or something.

[C&CDean]

Tiger's scorecard is kinda looking like mine. Call me Tiger, beeyotches.

[saucysoonergal]

Hey, Tiger! rawr!!!! ;)

[C&CDean]

meow

[The Maestro]

It's been said before, but it's becoming more and more obvious. Clean living does not suit him. He needs to get back to whore-mongering and boozing. THEN he'll start playing better.

It's like science or something.

Tiger is one good Perkins waitress away from being in the thick of this tournament...

[Sooner24]

+5

[Sooner24]

HE MADE A BIRDIE!!! +4

[rekamrettuB]

It's been said before, but it's becoming more and more obvious. Clean living does not suit him. He needs to get back to whore-mongering and boozing. THEN he'll start playing better.

It's like science or something.

He's single now..so no big deal right?

[Lott's Bandana]

Apparently he's now dating the Doublebogeymint Twins.

[rekamrettuB]

Coverage on TV?

[Lott's Bandana]

Coverage on TV?

Noon. TNT


Been watching online. Tiger's game is über-fugly.

[Lott's Bandana]

Observation:

That Mike Angel Himeneth dood sure plays well in Majors.

-2

[MelloYello]

Has Tiger's swing always been jacked up?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Observation:

That Mike Angel Himeneth dood sure plays well in Majors.

-2

He'll do his usual fade on Sunday.

Is there any chance an American finally wins a major?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Man, Ishikawa shot an 85 today after almost winning last week.

[Lott's Bandana]

He'll do his usual fade on Sunday.

Is there any chance an American finally wins a major?


Is that a fade? I always thought it was a mullet.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Is that a fade? I always thought it was a mullet.

Wavy mullet. With a big cigar. I heard he uses it like Bill Clinton.

[Sooner24]

Finished +7

[Bourbon St Sooner]

I'm going to go out and shoot 77 tomorrow so I can be as good as Tiger Woods.





And then I'll play the back 9.

[fadada1]

Karma is a MotherF'er.

Maybe, just maybe, the media will start to realize that this ******* is a narcissistic doosh, is a jerk to the media (although they deserve it), and is the very definition of a misogynist.

Only thing that sucks - we still hear about his golf game when he's T130. Wonder what excuse everyone will use this time.

[BudSooner]

Karma is a MotherF'er.

Maybe, just maybe, the media will start to realize that this ******* is a narcissistic doosh, is a jerk to the media (although they deserve it), and is the very definition of a misogynist.

Only thing that sucks - we still hear about his golf game when he's T130. Wonder what excuse everyone will use this time.Not enough fiber?

[landrun]

He's ruined his swing...
He's too bulky! And his swing is flat now too. But he can't help it because there's no way he can turn like he used to due to the bulk.

When you see video of his 97' win at The Masters, you wonder why you would want to change it!?? It was flawless. And he was slender and limber then too.

I compare what he's done to his swing to what Michael Jackson did to his face. It's jacked up...

[C&CDean]

He's ruined his swing...
He's too bulky! And his swing is flat now too. But he can't help it because there's no way he can turn like he used to due to the bulk.

When you see video of his 97' win at The Masters, you wonder why you would want to change it!?? It was flawless. And he was slender and limber then too.

I compare what he's done to his swing to what Michael Jackson did to his face. It's jacked up...

Dude, people get older. Even this freak. He ****ed around and let the rank, nasty ***** control his life. Too bad, cause now he's never gonna surpass Jack. Which is actually OK with me. Jack got "all bulked up" on Snickers and Baby Ruth. Tiger? On ego.

[Lott's Bandana]

Tiger's life and career does eerily parallel Jacko's.

[C&CDean]

Tiger's life and career does eerily parallel Jacko's.

Jack was humping trashy white bimbos and being a complete megalomaniac while he was married? I must have missed it.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

No, Michael Jackson was humping white kids.

[hawaii 5-0]

I can play bogey golf. I must admit I often use a cart tho.


5-0


Trump/ Floyd 2012

[C&CDean]

I can play bogey golf. I must admit I often use a cart tho.


5-0


Trump/ Floyd 2012

Me too. At Purcell or Westwood. At a PGA set up track? Not so much.

[olevetonahill]

People actually WATCH golf? Aint that about as exciting as watchin 2 caterpillars hump?

[Turd_Ferguson]

People actually WATCH golf? Aint that about as exciting as watchin deer eat corn?:D:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Me too. At Purcell or Westwood. At a PGA set up track? Not so much.If you shoot bogey golf at Purcell...I'd like to play with you...err shoot a round with ya...dammit you know what I mean.

[Breadburner]

Chokin bitshes is good for the golf game...???

[Lott's Bandana]

Jack was humping trashy white bimbos and being a complete megalomaniac while he was married? I must have missed it.


Wrong Jacko.

The Jacko I am referring to was a megastar, recluse, sexual predator who's career plummeted from the highest heights.


Oh, and I forgot to mention the body-changing pharmaceutical habit...

[C&CDean]

Ah So...

[sooneron]

Going back to Tiger's swing, you had to know back in 2000, that he could not keep swinging the way that he was- you can't do it on a constant basis. The back/hips/knees can only take so much.
The whole other issue of whores and such, well, that sorta verified what I had thought- that he's a ****stain of a person.
Of course, in his shoes, I would have NEVER married at the age that he did. He should have held out til he hit 40 or so.

[Sooner24]

Tiger is falling fast. +4 for the day and +11 for the tournament.

[sooneron]

I'd take that after two rounds! :D

[StoopTroup]

No Makey duh cut.

Is he still got the 23 year old West Palm Beach Golfer living with him? I bet the constant secs is killng him at his age.

[GKeeper316]

It's been said before, but it's becoming more and more obvious. Clean living does not suit him. He needs to get back to whore-mongering and boozing. THEN he'll start playing better.

It's like science or something.

agreed.

poppin ambiens and stacking hookers 5 high seems to be his comfort zone.

[Lott's Bandana]

TTIWWTW

[fadada1]

Coming from someone who actually teaches the golf swing on a regular basis - his swing is a train wreck. I'm always quick to tell our juniors to NOT watch tigger's swing - even when he was playing well. If he were to swing 60% every time, no one would be within 10 strokes of him in ANY event he played. It's that dumbassed drop he has in his posture from the top, and the inability to recover as he nears impact, that gets him in trouble. His ego controls (and destroys) his golf game. No matter the course, there is no reason to hit a ball 340 yards - especially when 310 (in the fairway) will do.

Best swing in the game right now is Charl Schwartzel. THAT is the swing to copy if you want to learn to hit a ball correctly.

And for those of you who think breaking 80 at the local municipal course translates to even the weakest tour stop - think again. I'm a scratch player, and would be lucky to break 80 this week in Atlanta.