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JohnnyMack
8/10/2011, 01:53 PM
http://www.bravotv.com/most-eligible-dallas/

I want every person associated with this show, from the producer who thought it up to begin with, down to the $9 and hour catering assistant who delivers trays of cold cut sandwiches killed. I want them all thrown in giant glass ovens and burned alive on national television as a warning against doing something like this again. May their screams of agony be a warning beacon to some other **** who would try and rape my mind with **** like this.

The end.
NormanPride
8/10/2011, 01:54 PM
Why do you watch TV? It's all like this now.
Pricetag
8/10/2011, 02:18 PM
Isn't it funny how this and "Real Housewives of B.F.E." air on a network called "Bravo"?
The Maestro
8/10/2011, 02:31 PM
Eh, I take another angle. My wife watches all these kinds of shows on Bravo so it justifies any amount of sports I want to watch. Before Bravo, she had nothing to enjoy that I despised as much as I enjoy sports and she despised it. Now we are happily even!
mgsooner
8/10/2011, 02:49 PM
10 years from now will they have had so many "Real Housewives" shows that there is a "Real Housewives of Little Rock"?
saucysoonergal
8/10/2011, 02:54 PM
I'm waiting for Most Eligible Lawton, now that is a show I would watch.
Viking Kitten
8/10/2011, 03:04 PM
Wow. I had never even heard of this show, but it looks like it should be sponsored by Summers Eve.
IndySooner
8/10/2011, 03:07 PM
Matt Nordgren? Really?
C&CDean
8/10/2011, 03:09 PM
How would you even know about a show like this? Fag.
SicEmBaylor
8/10/2011, 03:15 PM
I weep for the Republic.......of Texas.
IndySooner
8/10/2011, 03:16 PM
Matt Nordgren? Really?
JohnnyMack
8/10/2011, 03:25 PM
How would you even know about a show like this? Fag.

Your wife and I turned on the TV after our nooner while you were out of town last week.
TUSooner
8/10/2011, 03:45 PM
Bravo should change its name to STV because sh!t is all they have on there.

Top Chef barely gets a pass. Maybe.
C&CDean
8/10/2011, 03:47 PM
Your wife and I turned on the TV after our nooner while you were out of town last week.

Liar. Momma don't even watch TV.
Lott's Bandana
8/11/2011, 11:36 AM
Dallas is the bacteria in the boil on a dying warthog's anal-gland.
Pricetag
8/11/2011, 11:53 AM
Bravo should change its name to STV because sh!t is all they have on there.

Top Chef barely gets a pass. Maybe.
The Learning Channel is in dire need of a name change, as well.
47straight
8/11/2011, 06:39 PM
I saw a promo for this. Reminds me of everything I hate about Dallas.
GDC
8/11/2011, 07:59 PM
I caught a few minutes of some piece of trash about supposed Mafia housewives and wanted to simultaneously puke and gouge my eyes out with a spoon and then stick the sharp end in my ears repeatedly.
sooner ngintunr
8/11/2011, 08:15 PM
Matt Nordgren? Really?
CrimsonKel
8/11/2011, 08:56 PM
It doesn't sound like a very good show.
stoopified
8/11/2011, 10:00 PM
I caught a few minutes of some piece of trash about supposed Mafia housewives and wanted to simultaneously puke and gouge my eyes out with a spoon and then stick the sharp end in my ears repeatedly.THAT WOULD RUIN FOOTBALL SEASON,WOULDN"T IT?