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JohnnyMack
8/10/2011, 09:47 AM
We're gonna take all the investment bankers and all the lobbyists and create a new sport.

We'll name the investment bankers The New York Smoke & Mirrors and we'll name the lobbyists The Washington Leeches.

Each Sunday, on the network that wins the bidding war that will assuredly ensue, we will put 8 or 10 random members from each team inside a Thunderdome type apparatus and let them all fight each other to the death. If they choose not to fight, we send in a band of maniacal tweakers, armed with knives to fight for the meth that has been surgically implanted in the chest of each gladiator before the match.

We should be rid of both lobbyists and investment bankers in no time.

olevetonahill
8/10/2011, 09:53 AM
Now theres a Plan. Much better than just continually Bitching about one side or the other.

OUHOMER
8/10/2011, 09:55 AM
can we add poison to the meth? we could get rid of 3 groups at once.

NormanPride
8/10/2011, 10:06 AM
Homer, let it never be said that an already glorious idea cannot get better. Excellent job.

OUHOMER
8/10/2011, 10:12 AM
Homer, let it never be said that an already glorious idea cannot get better. Excellent job.

Just seemed to be the RIGHT thing to do. :D

47straight
8/10/2011, 10:13 AM
I'd buy a ticket.

Barry's_Scowl
8/10/2011, 10:29 AM
Budweiser would jump at a chance to sponsor this.

soonercruiser
8/10/2011, 10:31 AM
I'll watch!
:pop:

olevetonahill
8/10/2011, 10:33 AM
can we add poison to the meth? we could get rid of 3 groups at once.

This Idea just get gooder an gooder.

SanJoaquinSooner
8/10/2011, 10:42 AM
Italy has major financial issues. Let's take it over and make it the 51st state. How cool would that be? Of course we'd have to let Stevo back into the South Oval.