JohnnyMack
8/10/2011, 09:47 AM
We're gonna take all the investment bankers and all the lobbyists and create a new sport.
We'll name the investment bankers The New York Smoke & Mirrors and we'll name the lobbyists The Washington Leeches.
Each Sunday, on the network that wins the bidding war that will assuredly ensue, we will put 8 or 10 random members from each team inside a Thunderdome type apparatus and let them all fight each other to the death. If they choose not to fight, we send in a band of maniacal tweakers, armed with knives to fight for the meth that has been surgically implanted in the chest of each gladiator before the match.
We should be rid of both lobbyists and investment bankers in no time.
We'll name the investment bankers The New York Smoke & Mirrors and we'll name the lobbyists The Washington Leeches.
Each Sunday, on the network that wins the bidding war that will assuredly ensue, we will put 8 or 10 random members from each team inside a Thunderdome type apparatus and let them all fight each other to the death. If they choose not to fight, we send in a band of maniacal tweakers, armed with knives to fight for the meth that has been surgically implanted in the chest of each gladiator before the match.
We should be rid of both lobbyists and investment bankers in no time.