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Always_Sooner
8/9/2011, 03:58 PM
The Texas Longhorn football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mack Brown immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.:texan:
JLEW1818
8/9/2011, 03:59 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SoonerofAlabama
8/9/2011, 04:02 PM
LMAO.:D
Widescreen
8/9/2011, 04:24 PM
I just knew this was a bumped thread from 3 years ago.

;)

Oldie but a goodie. :)
WE ARE dirtburglars
8/9/2011, 04:25 PM
Awesome. :D
Always_Sooner
8/9/2011, 04:49 PM
I am hoping for better Sooner news. This preseason is on the edge. Travis Lewis being out is a blow. Then, still uncertain on eligibility of Phillips, Wade, and Metoyer.
prrriiide
8/9/2011, 08:23 PM
I am hoping for better Sooner news. This preseason is on the edge. Travis Lewis being out is a blow. Then, still uncertain on eligibility of Phillips, Wade, and Metoyer.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50354_2210828757_7239_n.jpg
SOFSooner
8/10/2011, 03:17 AM
Thanks, something else to jab at the shorthorn fans here in Djibouti.
boomersooner28
8/10/2011, 07:44 AM
I was really hoping this was a new joke. :(
badger
8/10/2011, 07:46 AM
OK... how bout the same joke in picture format?

http://i51.tinypic.com/330b7o4.jpg

:D
OUmillenium
8/10/2011, 06:16 PM
i heard uterus waa getting away from the 4-3 defense and going to a 5-7
JLEW1818
8/10/2011, 07:33 PM
they changed the happy hour in austin to 6-8 because they couldnt stand the thought of 5-7..
BigTip
8/10/2011, 10:10 PM
they changed the happy hour in austin to 6-8 because they couldnt stand the thought of 5-7..

http://www.nubblies.net/forums/Photopost/data/2/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg
WE ARE dirtburglars
8/10/2011, 11:03 PM
I am hoping for better Sooner news. This preseason is on the edge. Travis Lewis being out is a blow. Then, still uncertain on eligibility of Phillips, Wade, and Metoyer.

If we never had em we cant miss em. The only bad news this offseason is Tlew yesterday. We got Flemming back so that got rid of one issue. I think all the doom and gloom here this offseason is gonna be an afterthought soon.