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jk the sooner fan
8/5/2011, 10:37 AM
please post it here

SicEmBaylor
8/5/2011, 10:38 AM
Why do hot dogs come in a package of 10 while buns come in a package of 8?

NormanPride
8/5/2011, 10:38 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

jk the sooner fan
8/5/2011, 10:40 AM
Why do hot dogs come in a package of 10 while buns come in a package of 8?

you know, this is one of life's great mysteries

Mississippi Sooner
8/5/2011, 10:40 AM
What is it and how is it cured?

Howzit
8/5/2011, 10:43 AM
Will these anal warts ever go away?

JohnnyMack
8/5/2011, 10:43 AM
Where is this man in a boat she keeps talking about?

Eielson
8/5/2011, 10:46 AM
How are narwhals able to defend against Cthulhu?

SicEmBaylor
8/5/2011, 10:54 AM
Where is this man in a boat she keeps talking about?
you know, this is one of life's great mysteries

Howzit
8/5/2011, 10:55 AM
you know, this is one of life's great mysteries

Maybe one of your life's great mysteries...

olevetonahill
8/5/2011, 10:56 AM
Yall know why wimmens FAKE orgasms dont ya?

They think WE care.:cool:

soonerbrat
8/5/2011, 10:59 AM
Yall know why wimmens FAKE orgasms dont ya?

They think WE care.:cool:

if it's bad, sometimes it's the only way to get them to stop.

olevetonahill
8/5/2011, 11:02 AM
if it's bad, sometimes it's the only way to get them to stop.

:D

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 11:04 AM
Why are they called "Grapenuts" when they are neither grapes nor nuts?

OhU1
8/5/2011, 11:04 AM
If olive oil come from olives where does baby oil come from?

What is the speed of dark?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Veritas
8/5/2011, 11:08 AM
Why is it that it takes women so long to get out of the car? Grab that purse, open the door, and get a ****ing move on!

soonerbrat
8/5/2011, 11:09 AM
what are grape nuts?

olevetonahill
8/5/2011, 11:11 AM
what are grape nuts?

I always thot that was in reference to Blue Balls.:eek:

Mississippi Sooner
8/5/2011, 11:12 AM
what are grape nuts?

That old man on the commercials used to say they tasted like wild hickory nuts.

Howzit
8/5/2011, 11:13 AM
If a tree farts in a forest and no one is around to sniff it, does it smell bad?

Mississippi Sooner
8/5/2011, 11:14 AM
Does a brain fart smell like ear wax?

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:14 AM
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Mississippi Sooner
8/5/2011, 11:15 AM
If you want to come down from an acid trip, should you take an antacid?

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:16 AM
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:16 AM
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

soonerbrat
8/5/2011, 11:18 AM
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:18 AM
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:19 AM
How fast do hotcakes sell?

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:20 AM
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Boomer.....
8/5/2011, 11:21 AM
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Canyonero
8/5/2011, 11:23 AM
Magnets, how do they work?

Oldnslo
8/5/2011, 11:26 AM
What is an Olay, and how are these fiends getting oil from it?

lexsooner
8/5/2011, 11:46 AM
Why do we scratch itches? I mean other than because they itch.

Why did they used to stop the clock in the NFL on quarterback sacks but not stop the clock when another offensive player got tackled for a loss?

Why do macho frat jocks and ghey preppy types co-exist so well in the same OU fraternities?

When did people start writing "Love . . . " when they hardly even know the person?

Why do dogs love to stick their heads out of the car window with the wind blowing into their faces, yet get mad when you blow air in their faces?

thecynic
8/5/2011, 12:16 PM
how do you properly bake a turkey?

BudSooner
8/5/2011, 12:21 PM
Is Kims rack spectacular?

Does Dr Who die this season?

BudSooner
8/5/2011, 12:22 PM
Oh and why the **** was Torchwood "Miracle Day" based mostly in the U.S?

hawaii 5-0
8/5/2011, 12:48 PM
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?



'Cause that was the name of the system when Eisenhower promoted it. It'd take one helluva bridge........

It's on the signs on the road but they're referred to as H1 H2 and H3.

When I refer to it as the Interstate local people laugh at me.


5-0


Trump/ Duke 2012

saucysoonergal
8/5/2011, 12:53 PM
How do you sanitize a Manatee?

stoopified
8/5/2011, 12:58 PM
Why do hot dogs come in a package of 10 while buns come in a package of 8?So that you can buy 4 packages of dogs,5 packages of buns to feed 20 people(two dogs apiece).

lexsooner
8/5/2011, 01:08 PM
Why does Al Pacino yell so much in his movies?

Why does Robert DeNiro's character stomp on someone in most of his movies?

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 01:15 PM
So that you can buy 4 packages of dogs,5 packages of buns to feed 20 people(two dogs apiece).

Why do food manufacturers ask us to figure out lowest common denominators and other math problems when I just want a friggin' frankfurter?

jk the sooner fan
8/5/2011, 01:16 PM
do you always call it a frankfurter? sounds a bit uppity to me

saucysoonergal
8/5/2011, 01:16 PM
Never stand betwixt a pregnant woman and a hotdog. ;)

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 01:18 PM
Why does it always sound cool when people use the word "betwixt"?

saucysoonergal
8/5/2011, 01:18 PM
;)

Eielson
8/5/2011, 01:22 PM
Magnets, how do they work?

Permanent magnets have unpaired electrons with aligned spins. Temporary magnets have unpaired electrons, but their spins only align in the presence of an external magnetic field. All magnets have magnetic south poles, and magnetic north poles. North/south attracts, south/south repels, and north/north repels.

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 01:23 PM
Permanent magnets have unpaired electrons with aligned spins. Temporary magnets have unpaired electrons, but their spins only align in the presenece of an external magnetic field. All magnets have magnetic south poles, and magnetic north poles. North/south attracts, south/south repels, and north/north repels.

Wow...Magnets are nothing short of miracles!

saucysoonergal
8/5/2011, 01:24 PM
Wow...Magnets are nothing short of miracles!

Especially those one you can attach to your necklace. It makes putting them on a snap, well it looked like it on the commerical.

Howzit
8/5/2011, 01:26 PM
Permanent magnets have unpaired electrons with aligned spins. Temporary magnets have unpaired electrons, but their spins only align in the presenece of an external magnetic field. All magnets have magnetic south poles, and magnetic north poles. North/south attracts, south/south repels, and north/north repels.

Ahhhhh...the old unpaired electrons with aligned spins vs unpaired electrons whut haves spins whut align in the presenece of an external magnetic field trick.

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 01:26 PM
Would a magnet necklace go well with a boob apron?

tieA5wfcgH4

saucysoonergal
8/5/2011, 01:27 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Howzit
8/5/2011, 01:27 PM
Would a magnet necklace go well with a boob apron?

tieA5wfcgH4
No idea, but a pearl necklace goes better without one.

SicEmBaylor
8/5/2011, 01:46 PM
Wow...Magnets are nothing short of miracles!

In elementary school, I was taught this was the devil's science.

SicEmBaylor
8/5/2011, 01:47 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

All the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Canyonero
8/5/2011, 01:50 PM
Wow...Magnets are nothing short of miracles!

Don't get me started on rainbows, blow your mind.

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 01:52 PM
Man, there are enough miracles here to blow your brains.

soonerbrat
8/5/2011, 03:21 PM
what's a boob apron? i can't see the picture (video?) at work, it's blocked.

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 03:40 PM
Have you seen the infomercials for "Cami Secret"? It's a triangle of cloth you attach to your bra so as to hide your cleavage. The producers of the video I linked think that's a horrible idea.

jk the sooner fan
8/5/2011, 03:42 PM
hiding cleavage is just stupid

why would you do that?

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 04:02 PM
Dude, we're supposed to be asking you the questions in this thread.

jk the sooner fan
8/5/2011, 04:07 PM
Dude, we're supposed to be asking you the questions in this thread.

yes, well you've finally stumped me

Viking Kitten
8/5/2011, 04:19 PM
#winning

jk the sooner fan
8/5/2011, 04:19 PM
not if you're hiding your cleavage you arent

soonercruiser
8/5/2011, 06:02 PM
What is the average number of peels it takes to peel a banana?
I've been using mostly 3. :rolleyes:

Caboose
8/5/2011, 06:09 PM
Why is it that it takes women so long to get out of the car? Grab that purse, open the door, and get a ****ing move on!

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
Get the F out of the car woman! NOW. Just Get out! WTF are you even doing? Grab your stuff and GET OUT! And why is your stuff not all ready to be grabbed since I was driving and we were on the road for 45 minutes? WTFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**?


Seriously... That blows my mind.

StoopTroup
8/5/2011, 06:09 PM
No idea, but a pearl necklace goes better without one.

If she ain't a Swallower.....clean up is a snap.

Peach Fuzz
8/5/2011, 06:12 PM
Why do you have to close your eyes when you sneeze?

soonercruiser
8/5/2011, 08:24 PM
Why do you have to close your eyes when you sneeze?

I got this one folks!
So you don't waste a half hour with clean-up and two trips to the dry cleaners!

(Reminds me! We put a dried booger from a public restroom on a scavenger hunt list one time in high school!)
:eek:

SicEmBaylor
8/5/2011, 08:46 PM
I got this one folks!
So you don't waste a half hour with clean-up and two trips to the dry cleaners!

(Reminds me! We put a dried booger from a public restroom on a scavenger hunt list one time in high school!)
:eek:

Posts like these remind me of how effeminate I can be. In HS, I wouldn't even enter a public restroom much less go on some disgusting scavenger hunt in one.

soonercruiser
8/5/2011, 08:49 PM
Posts like these remind me of how effeminate I can be. In HS, I wouldn't even enter a public restroom much less go on some disgusting scavenger hunt in one.

Come on admit it!
You loved to go in and look at the little machines on the wall.
(Anybody got a quarter?)
:D

cccasooner2
8/5/2011, 08:54 PM
If olive oil come from olives where does baby oil come from?

What is the speed of dark?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.


I thought George Carllin was dead.

soonercruiser
8/5/2011, 08:59 PM
I thought George Carllin was dead.

He lives????!!!!
:eek:

soonercruiser
8/5/2011, 09:04 PM
what are grape nuts?

Reminds me...
When will the macadamias all be spade & neutered?
:eek:

BetterSoonerThanLater
8/5/2011, 09:35 PM
why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

why if something is sent by ship, it is called cargo, but if it's sent by car, it's called a shipment?

why is bra singular, and panties plural...


what's the longest word in the english language?

SCOUT
8/5/2011, 10:13 PM
There are lots of scientific words that are very long but I was taught that antidisestablishmentarianism held the non-scientific title.

soonercruiser
8/5/2011, 10:17 PM
why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

why if something is sent by ship, it is called cargo, but if it's sent by car, it's called a shipment?

why is bra singular, and panties plural...


what's the longest word in the english language?

"infinity"....or "forever"...
(Like Profit's Huffington Post cut & pastes.)
:D

SicEmBaylor
8/5/2011, 11:05 PM
"infinity"....or "forever"...
(Like Profit's Huffington Post cut & pastes.)
:D

This thread was pretty awesome up until this point. Put her out to pasture folks, she's done.

/thread

soonerbrat
8/6/2011, 03:56 PM
There are lots of scientific words that are very long but I was taught that antidisestablishmentarianism held the non-scientific title.

i think it holds the whole title. that was a bonus word on one of my son's spelling tests in like 6th grade.

CowboyMRW
8/6/2011, 04:09 PM
Why do white people like Wayne Brady?

BudSooner
8/6/2011, 04:38 PM
Why do white people like T-Boone?
I don't have a ****ing clue.

SicEmBaylor
8/6/2011, 04:44 PM
Why do white people like Wayne Brady?

Wayne Brady is black???
Do black people know this?

sanantoniosooner
8/6/2011, 05:04 PM
Did you get the question you wanted?

CowboyMRW
8/6/2011, 06:45 PM
Why do white people like Wayne Brady?

It's because he makes Bryan Gumbel look like Malcom X.

Are there no Chappelle lovers in here?

CrimsonKel
8/6/2011, 07:44 PM
How do you back up your Quicken?

MR2-Sooner86
8/6/2011, 07:49 PM
Could Jesus make a corn dog so big that not even he could eat all of it?

SoonerofAlabama
8/6/2011, 10:15 PM
How can I improve my 3-point jumper?

En_Fuego
8/7/2011, 01:50 AM
Why do 50% of the people wipe their butt standing up ?

WA. Sooner
8/7/2011, 03:29 AM
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one

nighttrain12
8/7/2011, 12:17 PM
Why does that girl I am always nice to only think of me as a friend and not a potential date?

BudSooner
8/7/2011, 12:51 PM
Why does that girl I am always nice to only think of me as a friend and not a potential date?You didn't mention having a dead cat in the freezer did ya? That is always a deal breaker.

soonersponge
8/7/2011, 01:19 PM
Why is poop always brown?

SoonerDude
8/7/2011, 01:26 PM
Why is poop always brown?



As it turns out, not all poop is brown. Sometimes poop can be green, yellow or nearly black. On occasion there are pieces of red pepper, tomato skins, corn, peas, etc in it too.

http://www.getodd.com/stuf/poop.html

soonercruiser
8/7/2011, 04:08 PM
How can I improve my 3-point jumper?

Pull the one up; and jump from 2 points!
:D

soonercruiser
8/7/2011, 04:13 PM
As it turns out, not all poop is brown. Sometimes poop can be green, yellow or nearly black. On occasion there are pieces of red pepper, tomato skins, corn, peas, etc in it too.

http://www.getodd.com/stuf/poop.html


Sometimes, you get too much infirmation.....:O

soonerbrat
8/7/2011, 04:24 PM
As it turns out, not all poop is brown. Sometimes poop can be green, yellow or nearly black. On occasion there are pieces of red pepper, tomato skins, corn, peas, etc in it too.

http://www.getodd.com/stuf/poop.html


apparently grape slushies from sonic will make it green.

Jon, why does it do that?

also, why would anyone name their kid "Froston"?

tulsaoilerfan
8/7/2011, 05:49 PM
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
Get the F out of the car woman! NOW. Just Get out! WTF are you even doing? Grab your stuff and GET OUT! And why is your stuff not all ready to be grabbed since I was driving and we were on the road for 45 minutes? WTFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**?


Seriously... That blows my mind.

The only thing worse is getting behind a woman that is in line to pay for anything; takes them forever to get out the damn checkbook then write a check