I'm cracking up here

[C&CDean]

Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!

She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

Heh.

[GKeeper316]

just don't go to walmart and buy ****ty chinese crap.

[achiro]

She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

Heh.
That's pretty snooty of her...she and my wife would get along great. :D

[mgsooner]

Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!

She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

Heh.

Yep. Went yesterday and stocked up.

[mgsooner]

just don't go to walmart and buy ****ty chinese crap.

Oh it's not just Wal-Mart. You can go to Reasor's or Super Target and see the same thing, which is ridiculous because those people should NOT be shopping at those stores.

[C&CDean]

That's pretty snooty of her...she and my wife would get along great. :D

What pisses her off the most is the long lines - then you get close and some hog with about 5-6 little urchins is paying in food stamps and crap. A whole cart full of TV dinners and crap.

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning
You should visit ;)

[olevetonahill]

Dean, Yall going to a weddin?

[C&CDean]

Dean, Yall going to a weddin?

We are. Should be a blast.

[royalfan5]

This is why I go to the big box stores after early church. It's pretty much the exact sweet spot of the week to avoid this.

[lexsooner]

Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!

She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

Heh.

That's one of the golden rules if you live in Eastern Kentucky. Stay away from Walmart at the first of the month. The checks come in, and then there is a hillbilly stampede to Walmart. We never go visit our outlying satellite operations there at the beginning of each month because the streets are too full of the newly "rich."

[jk the sooner fan]

we've switched to super target simply because the wal-mart nearest our house has become a friggin war zone...i hate that damn place

[cccasooner2]

Oh it's not just Wal-Mart. You can go to Reasor's or Super Target and see the same thing, which is ridiculous because those people should NOT be shopping at those stores.

Who are those people?

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[tulsaoilerfan]

It wouldn't be so bad if the damn people would take a shower before they go spend their welfare money

[SoonerBread]

Any more, it's the 1st, 3rd, and 5th. That's how they disperse the money now. This according to a Wally-World relative.

[Veritas]

I did not know that welfare was distributed on the first. Good information to know.

[C&CDean]

I did not know that welfare was distributed on the first. Good information to know.

Where the **** you been? In a Nebraska timewarp?

[Veritas]

Where the **** you been? In a Nebraska timewarp?
I knew it was toward the beginning of the month but didn't realize that it was always the first.

[C&CDean]

All months begin...on the first...

[OU_Sooners75]

What pisses her off the most is the long lines - then you get close and some hog with about 5-6 little urchins is paying in food stamps and crap. A whole cart full of TV dinners and crap.

What pisse me off the most about food stamps....

Where I work, a mom and pops meat market, yes I am a butcher (very fun and cool job), the 1st, 5th, and 10th of every month food stamp people come in.

I understand you need to eat, but I find it very frustrating they come Ina dn will spend a crap load of your money on ribeye, t-bone, filets, pork loin, strips and what not.

I'll put it this way, filets cost $14.59/pound. Ribeye and tbone $8.95.

Yeah they can't afford to bathe on a regular basis or find a job that supports them better, yet they can spend a good chunk on prime cut steaks.

Not only that but just got back from wal mart here, had to get AT&T SIMM card. In front of me was a fat *** white woman paying with food stamps. The only thing she bought was about 30 bucks worth of lil debbies.

I wish I could be job less wear skanky clothes and freeloader off the taxpayers all while eating lil debbies!

I guess I could, but I like not being at the bottom of the food chain.

[OU_Sooners75]

Any more, it's the 1st, 3rd, and 5th. That's how they disperse the money now. This according to a Wally-World relative.

Actually 1st, 5th, and 10th. Only reason I know is because I get to cut the welfare prime cut steaks for them!

[SoonerBread]

Actually 1st, 5th, and 10th. Only reason I know is because I get to cut the welfare prime cut steaks for them!

Ah. Something like that. I bet I heard wrong.

[Sooner24]

I was at Homeland a couple of months ago standing behind this guy with a loaded down grocery cart. He's talking on his cell phone and when it's his turn to check out he tells whoever he's talking too to hold on. He hands the checker his foodstamp card and ask her to check the balance on his card. She scans it and tells him he has something like three fifty on his card. He tells the checker "screw it" and walks out the door. I ask what that was all about and she said they started staggering the dates the food stamp cards are loaded and the morons haven't figured it out yet. She said they had been telling them for months when it was going into effect but most of them are so stupid they can't figure it out. The guy left frozen food, meat, and other perishables.

[mgsooner]

One time I was at Wal-Mart and a helicopter landed in the parking lot. A guy in a mink coat gets out, comes inside, and pays for a pack of juicy fruit with a food stamp card. On the way out he bought $100,000 in girl scout cookies with a briefcase full of cash. Damn wailfarr.

[Fish&Game]

What pisse me off the most about food stamps....

Where I work, a mom and pops meat market, yes I am a butcher (very fun and cool job), the 1st, 5th, and 10th of every month food stamp people come in.

I understand you need to eat, but I find it very frustrating they come Ina dn will spend a crap load of your money on ribeye, t-bone, filets, pork loin, strips and what not.

I'll put it this way, filets cost $14.59/pound. Ribeye and tbone $8.95.

Yeah they can't afford to bathe on a regular basis or find a job that supports them better, yet they can spend a good chunk on prime cut steaks.

Not only that but just got back from wal mart here, had to get AT&T SIMM card. In front of me was a fat *** white woman paying with food stamps. The only thing she bought was about 30 bucks worth of lil debbies.

I wish I could be job less wear skanky clothes and freeloader off the taxpayers all while eating lil debbies!

I guess I could, but I like not being at the bottom of the food chain.
At a place my wife used to work, once a month a lady would come in and sell steaks she had just bought at the grocery store for half price. Pretty sure she was buying them with her food stamps, and using the cash she made for her dope.

[kbsooner21]

What pisse me off the most about food stamps....

Where I work, a mom and pops meat market, yes I am a butcher (very fun and cool job), the 1st, 5th, and 10th of every month food stamp people come in.

I understand you need to eat, but I find it very frustrating they come Ina dn will spend a crap load of your money on ribeye, t-bone, filets, pork loin, strips and what not.

I'll put it this way, filets cost $14.59/pound. Ribeye and tbone $8.95.

Yeah they can't afford to bathe on a regular basis or find a job that supports them better, yet they can spend a good chunk on prime cut steaks.

Not only that but just got back from wal mart here, had to get AT&T SIMM card. In front of me was a fat *** white woman paying with food stamps. The only thing she bought was about 30 bucks worth of lil debbies.

I wish I could be job less wear skanky clothes and freeloader off the taxpayers all while eating lil debbies!

I guess I could, but I like not being at the bottom of the food chain.

Stories like this make me ill :O

[delhalew]

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[goingoneight]

Why do I get the feeling someone's about to blurt out a racial slur any minute now? :D

[sooner59]

Little Debbie's are "technically" the bottom of the good chain, 75. :D

[SoonerKnight]

Where the **** you been? In a Nebraska timewarp?

I didn't know either! I never been on the welfare. I work for a living sheesh!

[olevetonahill]

Why do I get the feeling someone's about to blurt out a racial slur any minute now? :D

Its already been said earlier. PWT pure white trash.Dayum scuzzy honkeys

[delhalew]

If you've heard one rap song in your life, you should know about the firdst a da munt.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

I haven't purchased anything in a walmart in 7 years. I refuse to go into the store let alone buy anything. They can kiss my ***

[En_Fuego]

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[olevetonahill]

I haven't purchased anything in a walmart in 7 years. I refuse to go into the store let alone buy anything. They can kiss my ***

^ this.
I took 3 of my Grandkids to dinner Sat. evening , I axed em where they wanted to go? One of em said McPukes , I tolt em none of em had even been born,the last time I ate at one those. The oldest was 16.

[TUSooner]

Reminds me of a couple of mail routes where I used to work. On the 1st & 3rd the regular guy would just sit at the mini-mart as soon as he hit the street. Everybody came get their checks, so half the mail was gone before he even got out of his truck.

[jk the sooner fan]

i dont know which parking lot is more full - the wal-marts or the casino in thackerville...

[Sooner24]

i dont know which parking lot is more full - the wal-marts or the casino in thackerville...

85% of the cars at Winstar are from Texas.

[jk the sooner fan]

85% of the cars at Winstar are from Texas.

probably so - we have wal-marts here too ya know! :)

[NormanPride]

Are they really the bottom of the food chain? Technically the food chain is determined by who feeds off of whom. They are feeding off of our work, so...

[Sooner24]

Are they really the bottom of the food chain? Technically the food chain is determined by who feeds off of whom. They are feeding off of our work, so...

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[NormanPride]

A valid point. But view it from a different angle and they are the privileged class that does no work and receives tithes from the masses.

[NormanPride]

Back on topic, I went to the WalMarts yesterday as well. Upon arriving, I saw a large woman and her large son. The son was shirtless, and was wearing two pairs of mesh shorts. One was on properly, and the other was falling off his ***. As I watched, the son adjusted his shorts so that the second pair sat delicately on the curve of his rear. I was mystified.

I am now old.

[soonervegas]

It is frustrating, but at the same time I wouldn't trade places with them. It is also fairly entertaining from a visual standpoint. (Much like the fair)

The shark, pilot fish analogy is solid.

I'd rather be the Shark....

[BudSooner]

What pisse me off the most about food stamps....

Where I work, a mom and pops meat market, yes I am a butcher

It's this time of year I truly miss my meat cutting job.
Well, except deboning rounds....bone in round steak we could not give away so we sold the bones for dogs.
Well, that and the two times I tried to remove my fingers in the ****ing saw, I was sick as a dog the second time and lost my concentration while trying to keep my footing on the slick floor.....and I didn't even realize I had tried to cut my forefinger in half.
The first time, I was being a complete dumbass, that time I lost half of the tip of my pinky finger.

[Ike]

I try to avoid the walmarts like the plague. The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure that their prices are far from being the lowest around.

[olevetonahill]

It's this time of year I truly miss my meat cutting job.
Well, except deboning rounds....bone in round steak we could not give away so we sold the bones for dogs.
Well, that and the two times I tried to remove my fingers in the ****ing saw, I was sick as a dog the second time and lost my concentration while trying to keep my footing on the slick floor.....and I didn't even realize I had tried to cut my forefinger in half.
The first time, I was being a complete dumbass, that time I lost half of the tip of my pinky finger.

Them finger pieces go in the ground beef dont they?



I try to avoid the walmarts like the plague. The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure that their prices are far from being the lowest around.

You an me both Bro. There is nothing at WW that I need that i cant get elsewhere prolly cheaper and of better quality

[3rdgensooner]

I only go to Wal Mart when I feel like making fun of poor people.

[NormanPride]

Which is, like, everyday, right?

[OU_Sooners75]

There really isn't anywhere else to show here in NorthCentral Oklahoma, unless you want to travel an hour away. By that time u didn't save anything thanks to gas prices.

Walmart is the only place in town besides a United Supermarket. Thank god walmart here is not a super center.

[Curly Bill]

Ima make a list on here one day:

Music snobs
What are you reading snobs
Political snobs
I'm a bigger/better OU fan than you snobs
Restaurant snobs
....and in this thread: Walmarts snobs

Hell, I ain't even close to being poor, but if I'm going shopping I'm going to Walmarts. Got everything I'm gonna want, and prolly in totality they have cheaper prices - I mean isn't this why we complain they kill the mom & pop stores?

[Curly Bill]

Oh! And if you don't wanna see all the poor folks do what I do - go in the middle of the damn night! That's when all the freaks are there. :D

[Curly Bill]

...and around here the messicans go on Sundays (their day off?), so keep that in mind if ya want to avoid them.

[BudSooner]

Them finger pieces go in the ground beef dont they?



You an me both Bro. There is nothing at WW that I need that i cant get elsewhere prolly cheaper and of better quality

Vet, check yer peems. :D

[olevetonahill]

Vet, check yer peems. :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Id spek ya if i could.:D

[C&CDean]

I only go to Wal Mart when I feel like making fun of poor people.

Ah, a poor people white knighter. Good jorb sticking up for the downtrodden victims of us working folk.

For vet: I stopped at the walmarts in Sallisaw yesterday. I must say that your walmarts is a lot better than my walmarts for people watching. I almost got out my phone and started doing another "people of the walmarts" thing. Dude in front of us in line had brown, filthy sweatpants, cowboy boots, a t-shirt with a big skeleton on it, and suspenders. He was every bit of 400 lbs., and he had at least 5 inches of butt crack showing between the suspenders in the back. I didn't pay attention to what he was buying, I was mesmerized by his crack.

Another dude had on a leather vest, skin tight jeans - with the vest open in the front, but tucked into the jeans. WTF? He was covered in crappy/faded tats. He was wearing a leather cowboy hat, complete with neck strap pulled tight, sunglasses on his face, and 3 more pairs propped up on his hat. You could smell the BO in the next aisle.

There were a lot more. When we walked into the store a "family" was coming out. The dad, who was a lot younger than me had his full set of false teeth 3-inches outside his mouth clacking them together making all kinds of racket. The wife? kids? didn't act like it was anything outta the usual.

It was an interesting stop.

Oh yeah, why were we there? Cause momma likes to have a paper atlas to look at. Yeah, we've a tom-tom, iPhones, etc., but she just wanted a paper map. Maybe she's one of the peeps of the walmarts too?

[olevetonahill]

Heh Sallisaw be way north of be about an hour drive . We gots our own Super wally here in Poteau,Its a lot closer for me to avoid this one :D

[Ike]

Oh yeah, why were we there? Cause momma likes to have a paper atlas to look at. Yeah, we've a tom-tom, iPhones, etc., but she just wanted a paper map. Maybe she's one of the peeps of the walmarts too?

Nah. She's just old fashioned. There's something enjoyable about reading a paper map. But I'd try to find somewhere else to buy them than the walmarts. Maybe buy them online.

[olevetonahill]

Nah. She's just old fashioned. There's something enjoyable about reading a paper map. But I'd try to find somewhere else to buy them than the walmarts. Maybe buy them online.

Remember when there were Service Stations and they gave em out Free?

Most State visitor centers hand em out also.

[Ike]

Remember when there were Service Stations and they gave em out Free?


No.

[olevetonahill]

No.

Dayum Younguns. Guess ya never got any S&H Green Stamps either.:P

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Count me in the paper map camp.

Screw GPS. I'll turn when I damn well please!

[Sooner24]

Remember when there were Service Stations and they gave em out Free?


No.

He doesn't remember when they used to put the gas in your car, check the oil, clean the windshield or put air in your tires either.

[JohnnyMack]

Ima make a list on here one day:

Music snobs
What are you reading snobs
Political snobs
I'm a bigger/better OU fan than you snobs
Restaurant snobs
....and in this thread: Walmarts snobs

Hell, I ain't even close to being poor, but if I'm going shopping I'm going to Walmarts. Got everything I'm gonna want, and prolly in totality they have cheaper prices - I mean isn't this why we complain they kill the mom & pop stores?

Funny that the same people who prattle on about wanting free markets turn around and complain about the consequences of their desires.

[OULenexaman]

He doesn't remember when they used to put the gas in your car, check the oil, clean the windshield or put air in your tires either. When I was 16 I was the kid filling up cars and checking the oil and washing the windshield and checking the tire pressure. At the Skelly station. And a DX...

[SanJoaquinSooner]

All you folks with Walmart stories remind me of a story told by OU Professor Gene Shepherd (retired) about when he was a kid about 9 years old, back in the 1930s.

His class in school had a Christmas project of buying groceries for poor folks. Every kid in the class was asked to donate something for this project.

So Dr. Shepherd took this seriously and decided he was going to earn some money to buy something for the poor folks. They lived in a rural area, but he walked from house to house, asking if they had any chores. With lots of rejections, he finally found someone who was willing to pay him some money to do some chores.

With his hard-earned money, he went to the store and bought the largest bag of macaroni they had. He took it to school and proudly placed the macaroni in the pile of donations.

The next Saturday morning, while at home, he sees a car pull in the driveway, runs out to see who the visitor is, and is surprised to see it's his teacher and principal. They say, "Hi Gene!" as they walk to the trunk of the car. They open the trunk up, with Gene peeking in, and he sees a big box of groceries, with his bag of macaroni right on top.

[btk108]

Lord, I missed this place...

[Sooner_Tuf]

I can't believe all you folks making fun of your neighbors like this. Where do you people live? :D

[Sooner24]

When I was 16 I was the kid filling up cars and checking the oil and washing the windshield and checking the tire pressure. At the Skelly station. And a DX...

First job was doing the same thing only I was 15.