Why does it suck to be an egg?

[SunnySooner]

Cause you only get laid once, you only get smashed once, and the only person who sits on your face is your mom.


Thank you, thank you very much!!! Don't forget to tip your waitresses!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[C&CDean]

Are you being an eggstigator?

[StoopTroup]

What kind of Omelet do you like Sunny?

[SoonerofAlabama]

You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys

[cccasooner2]

You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys

Which reminds me, have you ever witnessed a duck bang? Spring time brings the flow of sperm over the back feathers. Who's your daddy?

[NormanPride]

I thought they were all chicks?

[SunnySooner]

Are you being an eggstigator?

Who me? I'm sweet as sugar, just tellin' a good joke, spreadin' a little sunshine, hopin' to bring a smile to my fellow Sooner fans. :D :D :D

[SunnySooner]

What kind of Omelet do you like Sunny?

I'm more of a Sunny Side Up girl, OF COURSE!!! :P ;) :D

[Breadburner]

Are you going to be here all week.......:)

[SunnySooner]

Are you going to be here all week.......:)

Where else?!?!?!?

[StoopTroup]

I love the way Sunny Side up looks...

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/37/23043788.jpg

[soonercruiser]

Of course, you could just be an isolationist and stay in your shell.
What can happen bad inside the egg?

You know, like stayin' in the closet!
(Nobody will know which dress you choose.)
:D

[cccasooner2]

I love the way Sunny Side up looks...

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/37/23043788.jpg

Especially in bacon grease. Makes me :) :) :) :) :) :) :)