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WichitaSooner
8/1/2011, 10:47 AM
Holy crap it's boring here today... hopefully it's just because it's Monday. :(

picasso
8/1/2011, 10:48 AM
Holy crap it's boring here today... hopefully it's just because it's Monday. :(

Try wanking yourself.

mgsooner
8/1/2011, 10:49 AM
Be careful what you wish for.

KantoSooner
8/1/2011, 10:57 AM
I know! Let's put on a show!

saucysoonergal
8/1/2011, 11:08 AM
Join the Apathetic Posse and you just won't care.

Mississippi Sooner
8/1/2011, 11:13 AM
My apathy is exceeded only by my indifference.

Howzit
8/1/2011, 11:18 AM
So what?

saucysoonergal
8/1/2011, 11:20 AM
So what?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lv-d_5VdDGo/TDIH94U25pI/AAAAAAAAALs/QrrLzDxgOnE/s1600/So+What.jpg

mgsooner
8/1/2011, 11:22 AM
http://webspace.webring.com/people/ja/addicted_to_chaos/sofarsogood.jpg

The Profit
8/1/2011, 11:28 AM
Saucy, you can see from my sig that I have joined your little group. Now, I am waiting to see the benefit package.

Howzit
8/1/2011, 11:41 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/auuth.jpg

Viking Kitten
8/1/2011, 11:47 AM
I would join Saucy's Apathetic Posse, as long as it would require absolutely no effort on my part.

Mississippi Sooner
8/1/2011, 11:55 AM
I'd like a chili dog, but I don't care if it's in a bowl.

Howzit
8/1/2011, 11:57 AM
I would join Saucy's Apathetic Posse, as long as it would require absolutely no effort on my part.

Whatevs.

OhU1
8/1/2011, 12:15 PM
New and interesting posters are routinely banned, especially if they espouse political and social views that lean left. Another no, no, is to anger a member of one the various middle aged men's cliques around here.

picasso
8/1/2011, 12:17 PM
New and interesting posters are routinely banned, especially if they espouse political and social views that lean left. Another no, no, is to anger a member of one the various middle aged men's cliques around here.

Really? Because there's plenty of lefties here. And if you've been here long enough you would realize there's a handful of middle aged conservative guys who've been **** canned also.

Veritas
8/1/2011, 12:20 PM
Mz-9XQL6Ubo

okie52
8/1/2011, 12:24 PM
New and interesting posters are routinely banned, especially if they espouse political and social views that lean left. Another no, no, is to anger a member of one the various middle aged men's cliques around here.

Oh You will be missed. A legend in 13 posts.

jk the sooner fan
8/1/2011, 12:28 PM
Really? Because there's plenty of lefties here. And if you've been here long enough you would realize there's a handful of middle aged conservative guys who've been **** canned also.

really?

like who for example?





oh wait.......

sappstuf
8/1/2011, 12:28 PM
Oh You will be missed. A legend in 13 posts.

I love posts that start with, "This will probably get me banned, but..."

pphilfran
8/1/2011, 12:29 PM
I've had run ins with the Posse...and I am still alive and kicking...

OU_Sooners75
8/1/2011, 12:31 PM
Mmmm...Taco Bell!

C&CDean
8/1/2011, 12:32 PM
New and interesting posters are routinely banned, especially if they espouse political and social views that lean left. Another no, no, is to anger a member of one the various middle aged men's cliques around here.

I've got two words for you. They ain't "let's dance."

Espoused lefties on this board off the top of my head:

sooneron
saucy
scuba
diverdog
jumperstop
chuck

Do I need to go on. Like I said, two word. You only get banned from here for being a total dick. head.

okie52
8/1/2011, 12:32 PM
I love posts that start with, "This will probably get me banned, but..."

But he just had to say it....a man of principle.

Sooner_Tuf
8/1/2011, 12:34 PM
I've had run ins with the Posse...and I am still alive and kicking...

Yeah but that's only because you don't have any readily apparent mental issues.

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 12:35 PM
Apparently I've had a dickheadectomy and I didn't even know it.

C&CDean
8/1/2011, 12:35 PM
Apparently I've had a dickheadectomy and I didn't even know it.

Are you still sore?

newest member
8/1/2011, 12:35 PM
Got laid twice this morning. If only every Monday were like that.

okie52
8/1/2011, 12:36 PM
Apparently I've had a dickheadectomy and I didn't even know it.

Do you feel better?

picasso
8/1/2011, 12:36 PM
Got laid twice this morning. If only every Monday were like that.

Both hands at once doesn't count for two.

newest member
8/1/2011, 12:37 PM
You have your measurement system, I have mine.

Sooner_Tuf
8/1/2011, 12:37 PM
New and interesting posters are routinely banned, especially if they espouse political and social views that lean left. Another no, no, is to anger a member of one the various middle aged men's cliques around here.

Posts like this seldom have the desired effect unless you can add in a sniffle at the end. You have to paint the picture that you are actually bawling, about to bust out crying isn't enough anymore.

okie52
8/1/2011, 12:37 PM
Got laid twice this morning. If only every Monday were like that.

Same woman?

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 12:37 PM
Are you still sore?


Do you feel better?Both questions imply that I would have in fact KNOWN I had a dickheadectomy.

okie52
8/1/2011, 12:39 PM
Both questions imply that I would have in fact KNOWN I had a dickheadectomy.

Evidently a painless operation.

Sooner_Tuf
8/1/2011, 12:39 PM
Got laid twice this morning. If only every Monday were like that.

But, but would that really be fair to fluffy?

C&CDean
8/1/2011, 12:40 PM
Sometimes, if the surgeon is highly skilled, it's completely painless.

Sooner_Tuf
8/1/2011, 12:41 PM
Both questions imply that I would have in fact KNOWN I had a dickheadectomy.

"Is it in yet"? That is the question you should have been asking yourself.

newest member
8/1/2011, 12:41 PM
Same woman?

Two 24 year olds. Blonde, buxom, and horny.

C&CDean
8/1/2011, 12:43 PM
New guy is gonna fit in nicely. Mega liar? Check.

OhU1
8/1/2011, 12:43 PM
Really? Because there's plenty of lefties here. And if you've been here long enough you would realize there's a handful of middle aged conservative guys who've been **** canned also.

Did Tuba get banned? I never see him anymore.

okie52
8/1/2011, 12:44 PM
Two 24 year olds. Blonde, buxom, and horny.

Kudos...although I have got to believe the rest of the week will be downhill.

Mississippi Sooner
8/1/2011, 12:44 PM
Glad I decided to change into my tall boots.

Sooner_Tuf
8/1/2011, 12:52 PM
Two 24 year olds. Blonde, buxom, and horny.

That's pretty old for house cats. At that age they probably can't even run. Bless those kitties for giving their all.

Oh wait are you a poke?

Turd_Ferguson
8/1/2011, 01:15 PM
Two 24 year olds. Blonde, buxom, and horny.
Mongo:confused:

stoops the eternal pimp
8/1/2011, 01:17 PM
I bagged a hot one this morning also..

bald, retired, and a pretty mouth

OklahomaTuba
8/1/2011, 01:23 PM
Did Tuba get banned? I never see him anymore.Nah, just got busy. Having some health problems from a major car accident and the wife had our 2nd child all at the same time. So been going through a lot right now. I do still read though.

OhU1
8/1/2011, 01:28 PM
Nah, just got busy. Having some health problems from a major car accident and the wife had our 2nd child all at the same time. So been going through a lot right now. I do still read though.

That sucks, the accident that is. Congrats on your 2nd child. Hope you get through the physical issues from your accident.

OklahomaTuba
8/1/2011, 01:33 PM
That sucks, the accident that is. Congrats on your 2nd child. Hope you get through the physical issues from your accident.Thanks! I was sitting at a red light when an 18 wheeler came up and rear-ended me, pushing my car into an intersection where I got hit by a flat bed.

Ended up having cervical spine surgery, concussion, about 4-5 herniated discs in my back, lots of chronic pain, a headache that won't go away, etc. Life is pretty miserable these last few months.

Couldn't lift my kids from Feb until late June. But the newest lil tuba is happy, healthy and beautiful. God blessed me to be able to see her and know her. For that I am thankful.

saucysoonergal
8/1/2011, 01:36 PM
Glad you are alive Tuba. That sounds horrible.

Turd_Ferguson
8/1/2011, 01:40 PM
Thanks! I was sitting at a red light when an 18 wheeler came up and rear-ended me, pushing my car into an intersection where I got hit by a flat bed.

Ended up having cervical spine surgery, concussion, about 4-5 herniated discs in my back, lots of chronic pain, a headache that won't go away, etc. Life is pretty miserable these last few months.

Couldn't lift my kids from Feb until late June. But the newest lil tuba is happy, healthy and beautiful. God blessed me to be able to see her and know her. For that I am thankful.
Wow! Hope ya heal soon.

OhU1
8/1/2011, 01:45 PM
Thanks! I was sitting at a red light when an 18 wheeler came up and rear-ended me, pushing my car into an intersection where I got hit by a flat bed.

Ended up having cervical spine surgery, concussion, about 4-5 herniated discs in my back, lots of chronic pain, a headache that won't go away, etc. Life is pretty miserable these last few months.

Couldn't lift my kids from Feb until late June. But the newest lil tuba is happy, healthy and beautiful. God blessed me to be able to see her and know her. For that I am thankful.

You are lucky to have survived for sure. Your accident sounds like my 69 year old neighbor's from a few years back. He went to IGA over on 48th and Main to pick up a jar of peanut butter at the request of his wife. He pulled out after his errand onto Main Street and sat at the stop light in a line of cars waiting for the light to change. 7 PM on a clear June day. A man in a pickup driving at least 40 plowed into the back of his stopped car killing him. (the driver of this pick-up jumped into the responding police car when the officer got out, stole the police car, and led police on a chase that ended on the OU campus.)

SanJoaquinSooner
8/1/2011, 01:50 PM
Thanks! I was sitting at a red light when an 18 wheeler came up and rear-ended me, pushing my car into an intersection where I got hit by a flat bed.

Ended up having cervical spine surgery, concussion, about 4-5 herniated discs in my back, lots of chronic pain, a headache that won't go away, etc. Life is pretty miserable these last few months.

Couldn't lift my kids from Feb until late June. But the newest lil tuba is happy, healthy and beautiful. God blessed me to be able to see her and know her. For that I am thankful.

sorry for your grief and pain.

Sooner_Tuf
8/1/2011, 01:58 PM
Thanks! I was sitting at a red light when an 18 wheeler came up and rear-ended me, pushing my car into an intersection where I got hit by a flat bed.

Ended up having cervical spine surgery, concussion, about 4-5 herniated discs in my back, lots of chronic pain, a headache that won't go away, etc. Life is pretty miserable these last few months.

Couldn't lift my kids from Feb until late June. But the newest lil tuba is happy, healthy and beautiful. God blessed me to be able to see her and know her. For that I am thankful.

Get well soon!

cccasooner2
8/1/2011, 02:02 PM
Holy crap it's boring here today... hopefully it's just because it's Monday. :(


Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

Mjcpr
8/1/2011, 02:04 PM
Board traffic is at an all-time high!

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Pricetag
8/1/2011, 02:07 PM
Be right back. I have to go check Slickdawg's to see if anyone is laughing at that.

Mjcpr
8/1/2011, 02:12 PM
Be right back. I have to go check Slickdawg's to see if anyone is laughing at that.

So far, only here.

newest member
8/1/2011, 02:17 PM
Kudos...although I have got to believe the rest of the week will be downhill.

Possible. But they're staying with me until Saturday.

Turd_Ferguson
8/1/2011, 02:19 PM
Possible. But they're staying with me until Saturday.
Can I come over and be your spotter?

olevetonahill
8/1/2011, 02:22 PM
103 members on line
Not 103 nonsense threads stated tho.;)

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 02:23 PM
heh heh he had sex with two women. duuuuuuude thats awesome

Turd_Ferguson
8/1/2011, 02:25 PM
103 members on line
Not 103 nonsense threads stated tho.;)
You got that **** right...

The Profit
8/1/2011, 02:29 PM
I've got two words for you. They ain't "let's dance."

Espoused lefties on this board off the top of my head:

sooneron
saucy
scuba
diverdog
jumperstop
chuck

Do I need to go on. Like I said, two word. You only get banned from here for being a total dick. head.




Glad I'm not on that frigging list.

jk the sooner fan
8/1/2011, 02:30 PM
Be right back. I have to go check Slickdawg's to see if anyone is laughing at that.

any luck?

mgsooner
8/1/2011, 02:30 PM
103 members on line
Not 103 nonsense threads stated tho.;)

Nah, 103 political threads. MUCH better.

soonerboomer93
8/1/2011, 02:32 PM
Possible. But they're staying with me until Saturday.

That's going to expensive

How much did you win at the casino to afford that?

soonerboomer93
8/1/2011, 02:33 PM
Thanks! I was sitting at a red light when an 18 wheeler came up and rear-ended me, pushing my car into an intersection where I got hit by a flat bed.

Ended up having cervical spine surgery, concussion, about 4-5 herniated discs in my back, lots of chronic pain, a headache that won't go away, etc. Life is pretty miserable these last few months.

Couldn't lift my kids from Feb until late June. But the newest lil tuba is happy, healthy and beautiful. God blessed me to be able to see her and know her. For that I am thankful.

Get better soon

Fish&Game
8/1/2011, 02:33 PM
Both questions imply that I would have in fact KNOWN I had a dickheadectomy.
I did not even realize you had multiple heads...

pphilfran
8/1/2011, 02:34 PM
I've got two words for you. They ain't "let's dance."

Espoused lefties on this board off the top of my head:

sooneron
saucy
scuba
diverdog
jumperstop
chuck

Do I need to go on. Like I said, two word. You only get banned from here for being a total dick. head.

Diverdog is not really a true lefty...much worse, he is a banker...

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 02:34 PM
I did not even realize you had multiple heads...Nor did I. But I was banned, so I hope you've learned....stuff.

Fish&Game
8/1/2011, 02:37 PM
my nollege container is overflowing...

Turd_Ferguson
8/1/2011, 02:39 PM
Nor did I. But I was banned, so I hope you've learned....stuff.
I'm still wondering why the ban was lifted...

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 02:40 PM
I'm still wondering why the ban was lifted...I have no idea. There has been no communication pertaining to said banning.

Fish&Game
8/1/2011, 02:42 PM
you're a troublemaker...I knewd first time I saw ya.

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 02:44 PM
Yes, I have long lurid history of never being banned. It. was. inevitable.

Fish&Game
8/1/2011, 02:49 PM
well yea, that and your ginormous ego...I hope you'll be ok.

3rdgensooner
8/1/2011, 02:52 PM
G-I-N-O-R-M-O-U-S!!!!!!!!!

picasso
8/1/2011, 02:53 PM
G-I-N-O-R-M-O-U-S!!!!!!!!!

Big enough for two buxom blondes?

OklahomaTuba
8/1/2011, 03:51 PM
Thanks everyone, very much appreciate the thoughts and well wishes.