MR2-Sooner86
7/27/2011, 08:07 PM
Somewhere in New York a store opened up on the corner that sold husbands. Now, this store was six stories tall and as you entered you saw a sign that read like this:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE RULES:
You can enter the store only once. Every time you go up a floor, the men get better. Once you leave a floor to go to the next, you can't come back down.
On the first floor was a sign that read:
These men have jobs.
On the second floor there was a sign that read:
These men have jobs and love kids.
Third floor:
These men have jobs, love kids and are good looking.
4th floor:
These men have jobs, love kids, and are drop dead gorgeous.
5th floor:
These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, and celebrities.
And on the 6th floor:
There are no men on this floor. It exists simply to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for visiting the husband store.
Now, across the street, a WIFE store opened up. The rules for this store are exactly the same as the rules for the husband store.
On the first floor there was a sign that read:
These women love sex.
On the second floor:
These women love sex, are hot, and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE RULES:
You can enter the store only once. Every time you go up a floor, the men get better. Once you leave a floor to go to the next, you can't come back down.
On the first floor was a sign that read:
These men have jobs.
On the second floor there was a sign that read:
These men have jobs and love kids.
Third floor:
These men have jobs, love kids and are good looking.
4th floor:
These men have jobs, love kids, and are drop dead gorgeous.
5th floor:
These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, and celebrities.
And on the 6th floor:
There are no men on this floor. It exists simply to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for visiting the husband store.
Now, across the street, a WIFE store opened up. The rules for this store are exactly the same as the rules for the husband store.
On the first floor there was a sign that read:
These women love sex.
On the second floor:
These women love sex, are hot, and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.