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The
7/27/2011, 11:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/JQVNn.jpg

sappstuf
7/27/2011, 11:48 AM
Why should I care about this?

3rdgensooner
7/27/2011, 11:51 AM
What an impressive statistic that the majority of men actually know where the clit is. Congratulations fellas!

soonerboomer93
7/27/2011, 12:04 PM
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHyqoeGEWnU&feature=related)

Mississippi Sooner
7/27/2011, 12:11 PM
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.


Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

..

49r
7/27/2011, 12:24 PM
All this reminds me how much I hate this commercial:

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sappstuf
7/27/2011, 12:28 PM
Robot Chicken Trojan Man..

For when you want to $^&#!

Slightly NSFW for language.

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MR2-Sooner86
7/27/2011, 12:30 PM
*Edit

AH! Beat me to it sappstuf!

sappstuf
7/27/2011, 12:37 PM
*Edit

AH! Beat me to it sappstuf!

:)

jk the sooner fan
7/27/2011, 12:40 PM
What an impressive statistic that the majority of men actually know where the clit is. Congratulations fellas!

wait - some of us know where it is?

The
7/27/2011, 12:40 PM
wait - some of us know where it is?

It's in the butter:

http://i.imgur.com/XXzkn.jpg

Mississippi Sooner
7/27/2011, 12:42 PM
It's in the butter:

http://i.imgur.com/XXzkn.jpg

That looks more like a spread.

The
7/27/2011, 12:42 PM
That looks more like a spread.

You are correct. It is "Butter Flavored Food Product."

Sorry for any and all inconveniences this lapse may of caused.

Mississippi Sooner
7/27/2011, 12:49 PM
You are correct. It is "Butter Flavored Food Product."

Sorry for any and all inconveniences this lapse may of caused.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

The
7/27/2011, 12:50 PM
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

What if I massage her clitoris first?

Mississippi Sooner
7/27/2011, 12:53 PM
What if I massage her clitoris first?

I think she would be happy with that.

http://bestcommercials.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/70s-Mother-Nature-Chiffon-Margarine-Commercial.jpg

The
7/27/2011, 12:53 PM
I think she would be happy with that.

http://bestcommercials.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/70s-Mother-Nature-Chiffon-Margarine-Commercial.jpg

They're ALWAYS happy with that.

Cheez-It
7/27/2011, 01:58 PM
10-15% of American women have never experienced an ORGASM? How sad for them...and they are doing it wrong!!

C&CDean
7/27/2011, 01:59 PM
10-15% of American women have never experienced an ORGASM? How sad for them...and they are doing it wrong!!

These be the angry bitches. Too busy making life miserable for others to actually figure out how that little thing works. Very sad.

GKeeper316
7/27/2011, 02:03 PM
the cake is truth. the pie is a lie. it even rhymes. pie... lie...

i rest my case.

jk the sooner fan
7/27/2011, 02:20 PM
cake, fake.....

49r
7/27/2011, 03:26 PM
I left my cake out in the rain.