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nighttrain12
7/26/2011, 06:30 PM
At least he gets it up, even that surprises me.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20513176,00.html

sappstuf
7/26/2011, 06:33 PM
She appears to be a big step down from Holly Madison...

Boomer.....
7/26/2011, 06:49 PM
Who really thought he would be a machine in bed?

OhU1
7/26/2011, 07:10 PM
She's 24? She looks like a 40 something cougar who smokes looking for some action.

Hef is as relevant as his glossy air brushed photos of plastic looking fake boobed skinny bimbos. Yawn.

rekamrettuB
7/26/2011, 07:21 PM
At 80+ you have to be. You never know when that last nut will occur.

C&CDean
7/26/2011, 07:24 PM
She's 24? She looks like a 40 something cougar who smokes looking for some action.

Hef is as relevant as his glossy air brushed photos of plastic looking fake boobed skinny bimbos. Yawn.

Says the guy who makes $8 an hour cleaning carpets...

Just kidding. I'm with you. Sorta.

I ain't looked at a Playboy since prolly 1979-80 maybe? You wanna talk relevant?

I do know this though. Having a hot wife will keep you cured of Viagra for the long haul. True story.

GKeeper316
7/26/2011, 08:27 PM
She's 24? She looks like a 40 something cougar who smokes looking for some action.

Hef is as relevant as his glossy air brushed photos of plastic looking fake boobed skinny bimbos. Yawn.

who are you to speak so of hef?

hef hasn't even seen an ugly girl in 60 years.

Fraggle145
7/26/2011, 08:37 PM
Yeah, I liked Holly.

http://www.tvpredictions.com/hotmadisonone.jpg

picasso
7/26/2011, 09:09 PM
Yeah, I liked Holly.

http://www.tvpredictions.com/hotmadisonone.jpg

I liked the old school Playboy days. Real bewbs and enough wool to knit a sweater.
And I figured Hef would be a marathon man myself. You would think that lots of sex would have his thinking about baseball problem under control.

okie52
7/26/2011, 09:21 PM
While it's true an 85 year guy might only be good for a couple of pumps on a 24 year old girl, how many pumps would a 24 year guy man get on an 85 year old woman?

sappstuf
7/26/2011, 09:25 PM
While it's true an 85 year guy might only be good for a couple of pumps on a 24 year old girl, how many pumps would a 24 year guy man get on an 85 year old woman?

http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/barf.gif

Soonerson1975
7/26/2011, 09:27 PM
If you slackers were with the women he's with you'd be two pump chumps as well.

picasso
7/26/2011, 09:30 PM
If you slackers were with the women he's with you'd be two pump chumps as well.

Not a chance. I'd be a well oiled machine.

Kinda like back in 2000.:D

mgsooner
7/26/2011, 09:45 PM
Pretty badass for this cunnt to talk sh*t about an 85 year old man. not.

Peach Fuzz
7/26/2011, 10:41 PM
Pretty badass for this cunnt to talk sh*t about an 85 year old man. not.

Didn't really think of that but yup.

If they got married, each pump would be 1 closer to inheritance :D

jk the sooner fan
7/26/2011, 10:44 PM
just think...if you're a 4 pump chump, you're twice as good as Hugh Hefner
HELLZ YEAH!

GKeeper316
7/26/2011, 10:46 PM
just think...if you're a 4 pump chump, you're twice as good as Hugh Hefner
HELLZ YEAH!


that's what's called perspective. :D

Breadburner
7/26/2011, 10:54 PM
PIIITB....???

StoopTroup
7/26/2011, 11:24 PM
I guarantee the reason the one walked away from the alter was she thought he'd up the ante when she got cold feet and either tear up the Pre-Nuptial Agreement or make some last minute changes. He's being tight lipped about it all and she knows if she says anything American will see her as the Gold Digging Whore she almost became.

I don't think much of her coming out but Hef has done some interviews playing dumb like he was a jilted Groom. The 2 minutes of sex he occasionally got from her was probably more than enough anyway. I'm sure he's not at Home crying about how her article has ruined his reputation.....lol

Jacie
7/27/2011, 07:46 AM
who are you to speak so of hef?

hef hasn't even seen an ugly girl in 60 years.

He did once just to see what it was like . . .

SoonerStormchaser
7/27/2011, 08:38 AM
Yeah, I liked Holly.


Holly? FAKE! Bridget? REAL!
http://www.ayushveda.com/womens-magazine/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/TWITTER-BRIDGET-PHOTO.jpg

Peach Fuzz
7/27/2011, 08:51 AM
bridget has some cheek bone sag, Holly is ****in fine and I hate fakies

Mississippi Sooner
7/27/2011, 09:04 AM
Anyone remember when Barbi Benton was Hef's main squeeze?

Damn, now I feel old.

JohnnyMack
7/27/2011, 09:07 AM
While it's true an 85 year guy might only be good for a couple of pumps on a 24 year old girl, how many pumps would a 24 year guy man get on an 85 year old woman?

Paging SSC...

SoonerStormchaser
7/27/2011, 09:10 AM
Paging SSC...

At 28 and 49, I wouldn't know!

jk the sooner fan
7/27/2011, 09:11 AM
its funny to me when a bunch of dudes on a message board are dissecting the varying beauty points of two former Hef playmates, as if they'd ever have the opportunity to stand before both and choose

oh how lucky they would be!! ;) :D

Cheez-It
7/27/2011, 09:19 AM
Too funny that this chick is needing more than her 15 mins of fame. She will never be known as anything more than Hef's ex...

jk the sooner fan
7/27/2011, 09:20 AM
she'll be known as the one that dumped him rather than vice versa!

she's just t&a - there are many more like her, a dime a dozen

OUMallen
7/27/2011, 09:22 AM
Kendra is the best one; dirty hot.

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kendra-wilkinson-at-the-2008-espy-awards1.jpg

TUSooner
7/27/2011, 09:33 AM
Anyone remember when Barbi Benton was Hef's main squeeze?

Damn, now I feel old.

:(

JohnnyMack
7/27/2011, 09:38 AM
:(

I think we're all surprised you're still on the right side of the dirt.

Breadburner
7/27/2011, 09:44 AM
Kendra is the best one; dirty hot.

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kendra-wilkinson-at-the-2008-espy-awards1.jpg

Iffen you like trans-gendered boy scouts with fake tits....

badger
7/27/2011, 10:30 AM
How would you like to be Criss Angel or Dr. Phil's son, or that Eagles receiver, or any of the other guys that have the blondes chicks that Hef had first? Sure, these guys are famous and have a hot wife/girlfriend, but they'll always be known as Hef's ex, and when they look at her, they'll look at you and think "Hef had her first."

I've heard Hef is getting to be a bit resigned to the fact that he is not only getting old, but getting less wealthy. He's no longer the personification of Playboy, but rather, a sad reminder that the magazine once had glory days, that men said with a straight face that you read it for the articles, that Sooner stars would be pictured with other Playboy All Americans in full uniform in pics that still get posted regularly today on here.

He's not just losing control of his blonds that find richer, younger men after they're featured in mag spreads, he's losing control of his empire. Kind of sad... but he had a pretty long run of being on top, living in a mansion and being the envy of many men out there.

jk the sooner fan
7/27/2011, 10:31 AM
i can honestly say i have never envied Hugh Hefner

KantoSooner
7/27/2011, 11:19 AM
Badger, if you've just found a 'new friend' and you're both past the age of 22 or so, I think I speak for 99% of mandom when I say that we're relatively certain we aren't 'boldly going where no man has gone before.' So long as the personal hygiene hurdle rate is met, you get used to the idea and get on with 'bidness'.
NOW, if you want to make it weird, get divorced and then hook up with someone new and then socialize with other remixed couples that include your ex(es). It's expecially funny if you've got two women responding to the same kid yelling for 'Mom'.

pphilfran
7/27/2011, 11:24 AM
With something like that laying under me I might last one pump....

Sooner_Tuf
7/27/2011, 12:55 PM
Anyone remember when Barbi Benton was Hef's main squeeze?

Damn, now I feel old.

Yep, I remember having a huge crush on her.

Adrian
7/27/2011, 01:08 PM
Anyone remember when Barbi Benton was Hef's main squeeze?

Damn, now I feel old.

Barbi Benton is 61 years old...

GKeeper316
7/27/2011, 01:12 PM
Kendra is the best one; dirty hot.

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kendra-wilkinson-at-the-2008-espy-awards1.jpg

kendra looks like a transgendered camel. and her laugh makes puppies die.

Mississippi Sooner
7/27/2011, 01:13 PM
Barbi Benton is 61 years old...

Yep. And Christine, Hef's daughter, is only a couple of years younger.

texaspokieokie
7/27/2011, 03:32 PM
she'll be known as the one that dumped him rather than vice versa!

she's just t&a - there are many more like her, a dime a dozen

if they were "dime a dozen", i'd have @ least 6.:P