View Full Version : How many Academy Awards has Dwight Yoakam won?
OutlandTrophy
7/26/2011, 02:58 PM
it has to be at least 4, right?
Tulsa_Fireman
7/26/2011, 03:00 PM
WE AIN'T GOT NO MICROPHONES, RANDY.
oumartin
7/26/2011, 03:02 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_Wedding_Crashers/005WDC_Jesse_Henecke_001.jpg
http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Dwight-Yoakam.jpg
Dude is awesome
OutlandTrophy
7/26/2011, 03:08 PM
Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs **** in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
OutlandTrophy
7/26/2011, 03:09 PM
Doyle: What am I supposed to do about supper while you're out runnin' around with that fag?
Linda: You're not crippled, get in there and make it yourself.
Doyle: Talkin' back and everything. That kinda makes me horny, Linda.
Linda: Frank, maybe you better go play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty.
Frank: I don't wanna go play in my room.
Doyle: He don't wanna go play in his room. Let's all just sit here and be a family. Until your mentally retarded friend and your homosexual friend get here.
Canyonero
7/26/2011, 03:20 PM
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-*** kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her. I'm just kidding about that really.
Tulsa_Fireman
7/26/2011, 03:25 PM
AND THAT GOES FOR C*CKSUCKERS N' RETARDS!
En_Fuego
7/26/2011, 03:29 PM
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rekamrettuB
7/26/2011, 03:29 PM
Not enough. He should get 1 a year for his role in Sling Blade.
Seeing a quote up there by Doyle (Yoakam) mentiones a phobia of antique furniture. The Bandits movie w/ Billy Bob and Burce Willis, Billy Bob's character has the same phobia which, I recall reading, Billy Bob himself has. He has a fear of antique furniture...that's just weird.
Hot Rod
7/26/2011, 03:29 PM
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En_Fuego
7/26/2011, 03:32 PM
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fadada1
7/26/2011, 04:14 PM
anyone that schtupped bridget fonda is cool by me.
GKeeper316
7/26/2011, 06:01 PM
the correct answer is zero... and rightly so. nothing he has done to date can come close to comparing with marisa tomei's riveting performance in my cousin vinny.
En_Fuego
7/26/2011, 06:21 PM
the correct answer is zero... and rightly so. nothing he has done to date can come close to comparing with marisa tomei's riveting performance in my cousin vinny.
She was a HOT Italiano
delhalew
7/26/2011, 06:52 PM
She was a HOT Italiano
I give her high marks for her over the hill stripper as well.
C&CDean
7/26/2011, 07:25 PM
To the OP. Not enough. Boy is actually pretty good.
I know step is fond of him.
yermom
7/26/2011, 07:39 PM
Doyle needed killin'
he was great in the that movie, and i had no idea until later that Billy Bob wrote and directed it.
great flick. i've always loved Jack Tripper too though
C&CDean
7/26/2011, 07:41 PM
Doyle needed killin'
he was great in the that movie, and i had no idea until later that Billy Bob wrote and directed it.
great flick. i've always loved Jack Tripper too though
Jack Tripper? Dude, I'm semi-erect...
oumartin
7/26/2011, 07:42 PM
nothing he has done to date can come close to comparing with marisa tomei's riveting performance in my cousin vinny.
top five single hottest chic roles ever. She looked fantastic.
C&CDean
7/26/2011, 07:44 PM
Looks like the resident pervs/homos are on their game tonight...
XingTheRubicon
7/26/2011, 08:18 PM
The characters of Sling Blade in the former Big XII.
OU - Frank
He doesn't take **** from Doyle and even pushes him down and throws beer bottles and phone books at him. The most accomplished of the group even though he's the litte guy.
Nebraska - Linda
Doyle's abused girlfriend. She keeps threatening to leave Doyle and he assures her she'll be deader than a doornail if she does.
Texas - Doyle
Demands respect from everyone and deserves none. Even though he has more money and power, Frank still kicks his *ss.
Colorado - Vaughn
Bangs guys at the funeral homes, hates Doyle, and would probably fare better in big cities.
Ok State - Karl Childers
Functionally retarded. Excels at small engine repair and eating bread and potato products with mustard.
Texas A&M - Karl's Dad
Sits in a chair waiting to die.
Kansas St - Wheelchair guy
Everyone always forgets him...physical and mental limitations hinder his ability to win at any sport.
Missouri - Randy
Wants payin' gigs. Wants to leave if things don't improve but literally has nowhere to go.
Iowa St - Scooter
Like double meat burgers and gets out-performed by Karl.
Kansas - Jerry Woolridge
Like pipes, basketball, and Mercury vehichles...once burned to death by exploding light bulb.
Baylor - Karl's girlfriend
Former Employee of the Month that likes pricing cans and walking with Karl.
oumartin
7/26/2011, 08:54 PM
Looks like the resident pervs/homos are on their game tonight...
as is the resident d!ckwad
C&CDean
7/27/2011, 08:26 AM
Indeed marty, indeed.
He was good in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and the Crank movies.
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