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The
7/25/2011, 02:43 PM
"Superhombre", if you will, would that affect your feelings on immigration?


Carlos Kent:
http://i.imgur.com/ShrR3.jpg

Blue
7/25/2011, 02:49 PM
Faster than a speeding burro.

Turd_Ferguson
7/25/2011, 03:08 PM
Faster than a speeding burro.More powerful than a habannero fart.

Mjcpr
7/25/2011, 03:13 PM
Able to leap tall, barbed wire, soverign state land-separating fences in a single bound!

Howzit
7/25/2011, 03:36 PM
Look! It's el pajaro! It's el avion! It's SUPERHOMBRE!!!

KantoSooner
7/25/2011, 03:45 PM
Y'know, Lois Lane always did have the latina thing going on....

goingoneight
7/25/2011, 08:20 PM
Mex Luthor woulda be one helluva villain.

ouflak
7/26/2011, 02:38 AM
It would make for some interesting visa issues even if he's American (which in fact is debatable as wasn't actually born in the U.S., though he was effectively adopted, and there are specific laws about someone who's been in the country since very young childhood and whose actual birthplace was never established before the age of 18). Lets say he can fly around the equator of the world in about 20 seconds, staying close to the surface. That's atleast 10 - 20 countries he would normally need a visa to enter, even as an American. I wonder if the countries of the world would have to come up with some special immigration exception for superheroes and villains?

SicEmBaylor
7/26/2011, 02:54 AM
If he flew over our soverign territory, I'd fully expect our Air Force to send a sidewinder up his ***.

ouflak
7/26/2011, 04:28 AM
If he flew over our soverign territory, I'd fully expect our Air Force to send a sidewinder up his ***.


How would they, or any sidewinder that can't travel near the speed of light, catch him?
Who's to say he wouldn't have entry clearance or some other special permission? Shouldn't the Air Force clear that with INS first before they start shooting?
What about the Border Patrol? Isn't this their job? (Do they have sidewinders?)
What if he is determined to infact be an American citizen as well?
What about other superheroes and supervillians that can fly, teleport, or whatever to wherever they want without any regard to 'national borders'.

OU Adonis
7/26/2011, 07:21 AM
How would they, or any sidewinder that can't travel near the speed of light, catch him?
Who's to say he wouldn't have entry clearance or some other special permission? Shouldn't the Air Force clear that with INS first before they start shooting?
What about the Border Patrol? Isn't this their job? (Do they have sidewinders?)
What if he is determined to infact be an American citizen as well?
What about other superheroes and supervillians that can fly, teleport, or whatever to wherever they want without any regard to 'national borders'.



http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e0/Yoda_SWSB.jpg
The dork is strong with this one...



























:D

SanJoaquinSooner
7/26/2011, 10:14 AM
If he flew over our soverign territory, I'd fully expect our Air Force to send a sidewinder up his ***.

The original superman wasn't born in the U.S. either, dumb****.

soonercruiser
7/26/2011, 09:50 PM
Would Jimmy still be "Jimmy", or Jimmez?

***Would the cape be yellow, orange & purple?

mgsooner
7/26/2011, 09:54 PM
What if Superman were a drunk?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W9x7udqy_vs/TcHpiuXwQ5I/AAAAAAAAAGE/Rw8NtszLm3k/s320/superman3ws.jpg

StoopTroup
7/27/2011, 12:34 AM
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StoopTroup
7/27/2011, 12:35 AM
http://www.hemmy.net/images/arts/mexicanhero06.jpg

StoopTroup
7/27/2011, 12:44 AM
This one just might be illegal....

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/superman.jpg

StoopTroup
7/27/2011, 12:51 AM
Piņata Superman....worst Birthday Idea ever......it never breaks open....all the kiddies cry.....

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3885.gif

SoonerofAlabama
7/27/2011, 12:55 AM
Piņata Superman....worst Birthday Idea ever......it never breaks open....all the kiddies cry.....

Never... ehhhh...:rolleyes:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4946/luthorkryptonite.jpg

StoopTroup
7/27/2011, 01:29 AM
:D