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phislammajamma
7/22/2011, 10:04 AM
...that is all.

http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/30793/video-hope-and-concern-oklahoma-2
Illuminati
7/22/2011, 10:32 AM
I hate this guy.

Anyways, I think we could have more talent at DT, but I don't see that much of a problem with what we do have at DT.
kelloggOUballa
7/22/2011, 10:47 AM
Tim Griffin was way better.
thecynic
7/22/2011, 10:53 AM
what was in that that we didn't already know? You could listen to local sports talk all day, or read the various message boards and get the same info he just put out. did he get paid for that?
BoulderSooner79
7/22/2011, 11:53 AM
Leave Ubben alone!
The Maestro
7/22/2011, 11:55 AM
No offense to his physiology, but when the video started I thought it was some kind of joke with his head placed on someone else...cause there literally was no neck.
SoonerNomad
7/22/2011, 11:59 AM
This is an old Steve Martin joke from one of his eight-tracks that I had as a teenager. You have to add the inflection to the punch line and you probably have to be close to my age to remember the unique Steve Martin inflection.

"When he walked into the room, every head turned to look. Except his! Because he had NO NECK!"

Sorry, just had a flashback.
GKeeper316
7/22/2011, 12:28 PM
david ubben is a troll. not a forum troll, i mean a real ****ing hiding out under the bridge, child eating ****in troll.
BoomerJ
7/22/2011, 12:30 PM
Do you think he drives with his head out the window like Ace Ventura?
sooner59
7/22/2011, 12:44 PM
He has small hands and smells of cabbage.
ouleaf
7/22/2011, 12:50 PM
Feel bad for anyone with scoliosis, especially a high degree like him. Every time I see him it always makes me want to twist and pop my neck.
GameWarden
7/22/2011, 02:30 PM
You know the old saying: No neck = tiny wee wee.
Sooner_Tuf
7/23/2011, 11:19 AM
Do you think he drives with his head out the window like Ace Ventura?

He may not be able to help it. You ever notice he always leans to one side? I have been waiting for him to grow a hump.
Soonerjeepman
7/25/2011, 02:30 PM
wow....seriously? attacking someone because of physical disability? Believe me, if the guy is a jerk or horrible reporter fine...but to bash him because of his disability?

hope none of y'all have kids or grand kids with disabilities...

hell at least he's out working for a living and not living off of the government like some of the "dads" I see at my school that are in perfect physical condition...
BoulderSooner79
7/25/2011, 02:46 PM
I like Ubben. His comments on OU seem to be on target and unbiased, so I assume he is that way with other teams. So I read his blog to get some info on other conference teams since there is no way to get that here (the unbiased part).
badger
7/25/2011, 03:02 PM
For future reference:
http://i55.tinypic.com/2kldht.png
meoveryouxinfinity
7/25/2011, 03:30 PM
sometimes the pokes are funny (http://www.orangepower.com/threads/the-ubben-pictures-thread.100463/)
LASooner
7/25/2011, 04:13 PM
wow....seriously? attacking someone because of physical disability? Believe me, if the guy is a jerk or horrible reporter fine...but to bash him because of his disability?

hope none of y'all have kids or grand kids with disabilities...

hell at least he's out working for a living and not living off of the government like some of the "dads" I see at my school that are in perfect physical condition...

I was going to post similar response, this is a stupid thread.
Football Jim
7/25/2011, 04:16 PM
This thread has no class.

This has to be a low point on this forum. I disagree with him plenty but kudos to David for getting involved in a sport he loves in the only way he could.
All it takes is a split second and your body can be twisted, broken and bent. Just ask any survivor of a major auto accident.

I used to play football and now I can barely walk. I suppose some of you would ridicule me for my deformities.
Get a clue guys, but for the grace of God you too could be in David's shoes.
phislammajamma
7/25/2011, 04:24 PM
yeah, this thread has gone a bit overboard. had no idea david had a physical impairment. just thought he looked like he wrestled excessively or worked out too much. delete please.
Sooner_Tuf
7/25/2011, 04:38 PM
I don't see anyone attacking anyone in this thread other than a few do gooders. I know I know Robert Allan isn't fat and you don't look at hot chics either.

Maybe we shouldn't keep score during games?
LVSOONER15
7/25/2011, 04:56 PM
:pop:
SoonerofAlabama
7/25/2011, 06:07 PM
Does he have a disability or something or what? I realy don't know.