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Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 04:19 PM
Then some asshat knocked on the door.

The
7/21/2011, 04:22 PM
Then what?

GKeeper316
7/21/2011, 04:23 PM
thats how pornos start...

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 04:24 PM
thats how pornos start...

It might have if the knock hadn't startled me so much.

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 04:28 PM
Then you found 5 dollars????

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 04:31 PM
Then you found 5 dollars????

I thought so, but it was just some damn religious tract in disguise.

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 04:32 PM
Sippi, I'm disappointed.

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 04:35 PM
Sad Sippi is sad.

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 04:35 PM
Can we write our own story? This one isn't living up to my expectations.

My Opinion Matters
7/21/2011, 04:36 PM
Can we write our own story? This one isn't living up to my expectations.

LET'S GET TROUP UP IN HERE!!!

NormanPride
7/21/2011, 04:38 PM
First there was the knock. That was when I knew my time had come.

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 04:39 PM
Slowly I turned, step by step...

KantoSooner
7/21/2011, 04:42 PM
...retracting the sad path I had walked so many times before

The
7/21/2011, 04:45 PM
Suddenly, AN ERECTION!

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 04:47 PM
Where did THAT come from?, she wondered.

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 04:55 PM
So she said, "I bet you've never seen software like this."

And I replied, "yeah, but I bet you've never seen HARDware like this."

KantoSooner
7/21/2011, 05:03 PM
...and a glass dropped from her nerveless fingers, shattering on the floor. Her frozen lack of response only serving to highlight her innocence and vulnerability...and her nakedness...

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 05:03 PM
Can we write our own story? This one isn't living up to my expectations.

Your critique causes my heart to bleed like the evil red ink of your editor's pen all over my beloved manuscript.

DIB
7/21/2011, 05:06 PM
...and a glass dropped from her nerveless fingers, shattering on the floor. Her frozen lack of response only serving to highlight her innocence and vulnerability...and her nakedness...

Which made the smothness of her crotch all the more disconcerting. How did a nullo get in here, I asked myself.

SicEmBaylor
7/21/2011, 05:19 PM
thats how pornos start...

Not at my apartment.

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 05:29 PM
And then suddenly I realized I'd left the back door open. WIDE open!

The
7/22/2011, 08:09 AM
And just as suddenly, BUTTSECKS!

soonerchk
7/22/2011, 09:53 AM
Not just any buttsecks, but


http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lolcats-surprise-buttsecks.jpg