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lexsooner
7/21/2011, 11:46 AM
In a lawsuit by a former body guard, Britney Spears is alleged to have been a chronic farter and nose picker, never brushed her teeth or shower or use deodorant, used foul language, and was generally a dirty little skank.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/spears-branded-unhygienic-in-lawsuit-1631167.story?GT1=28135

Jammin'
7/21/2011, 11:49 AM
She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane. She did not bathe for days, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks

Sounds like she'd fit in well here. 420 ow bucks to the one that can get her to post here first.

sappstuf
7/21/2011, 12:01 PM
The prerequisite, "I'd still hit it" post...

KantoSooner
7/21/2011, 12:24 PM
And the answer is: Of course we would. Most all of us.

OhU1
7/21/2011, 03:11 PM
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! She's a HUMAN!!!! (hiding under blanket, crying). :cry:

DIB
7/21/2011, 03:17 PM
Socali, can you confirm? How was her "down there" hygiene?

The Profit
7/21/2011, 03:25 PM
Britney is from Louisiana, where all girls fart and pick their noses. I see no big deal here.

dynersooner
7/21/2011, 03:29 PM
apparently these types of lawsuit claims are fairly commonplace when suing celebs. thought being they will settle before the sordoid details come out. they dont cross the line of human decency (as those are all things that probably DO occur on a regualr basis, but are not spoken about), but the hope is the celeb will pay the plantiff to just go away, and not file the actual suit.

this one was filed,and is now allthe rage.

GKeeper316
7/21/2011, 03:30 PM
Britney is from Louisiana, where all girls fart and pick their noses. I see no big deal here.

yup. the only difference between her and most louisianans is that she can afford cosmetic surgery to replace all the teeth that fall out due to her poor dental hygiene.

Canyonero
7/21/2011, 03:59 PM
Britney is from Louisiana, where all girls fart and pick their noses. I see no big deal here.

That's a bunch of BS, not all girls from Louisiana are like that, her sister turned out fine.

TheHumanAlphabet
7/21/2011, 06:32 PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl...

StoopTroup
7/21/2011, 06:41 PM
That's a bunch of BS, not all girls from Louisiana are like that, her sister turned out fine.

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