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Mongo
7/20/2011, 07:19 PM
even though I have been scrubbing the **** out of it. one of the boys thought it was cool to **** in the trash can.

at least they didnt finger paint with poop

mgsooner
7/20/2011, 07:24 PM
Stone him

Mongo
7/20/2011, 07:26 PM
stone both. I cant pin it on one

Mjcpr
7/20/2011, 07:27 PM
Your boys seem to have a lot of you in them.

:D

Mongo
7/20/2011, 07:28 PM
Your boys seem to have a lot of you in them.

:D

or 1tc's genes. maybe the ex was serving it up to someone else

mgsooner
7/20/2011, 07:29 PM
stone both. I cant pin it on one

I like your thought process

Mongo
7/20/2011, 07:55 PM
I like your thought process

you hold them while I throw pool balls at them. what do you say?

OutlandTrophy
7/20/2011, 07:58 PM
:D

thecynic
7/20/2011, 08:03 PM
you have kids? holy hell.

Mongo
7/20/2011, 08:34 PM
you have kids? holy hell.

some of us throw it in vaginas, not exclusively men's anuses

JohnnyMack
7/20/2011, 08:41 PM
you have kids? holy hell.

He takes care of them. The DNA tests were inconclusive.

Partial Qualifier
7/20/2011, 09:04 PM
My son did this exact thing about 1 year ago and I caught him red-handed.

Young boys these days often do weird and sometimes funny things.

However, I don't remember ever doing this.

I'm spacing my sentences out like this for no apparent reason.

StoopTroup
7/20/2011, 09:07 PM
I1edDfzluXE

rekamrettuB
7/20/2011, 09:15 PM
Just pray they don't learn what an Upper Decker is.

soonerchk
7/21/2011, 10:51 AM
Just pray they don't learn what an Upper Decker is.

Whatever you do, keep them away from The.:eek:

Breadburner
7/21/2011, 11:08 AM
some of us throw it in vaginas, not exclusively men's anuses

PoW...And there you have it....!!!

dynersooner
7/21/2011, 12:56 PM
YOU HAVE KIDS OLD ENOUGH TO USE A TERLET!??!? HOLY HELL!!!

qaslo, your fault for having a trash can near a toilet. dumbass...

The
7/21/2011, 12:57 PM
Whatever you do, keep them away from The.:eek:


Words hurt, chklet. Words hurt.:(

Mongo
7/21/2011, 12:58 PM
YOU HAVE KIDS OLD ENOUGH TO USE A TERLET!??!? HOLY HELL!!!

qaslo, your fault for having a trash can near a toilet. dumbass...

shut up dewk

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 01:02 PM
Just pray they don't learn what an Upper Decker is.

Which brings up the age old question, why is it that pre-puberty age boys can send a stream of pee clean over the top of a house if they want to, but by the time you figure out that the tally-whacker has other uses, it just sorta dribbles out? In fact, the older a man gets, the more it tends to just kinda spray out in all directions like defective garden hose.

Or maybe it's just me.

soonervegas
7/21/2011, 01:22 PM
I may have to send this to my wife......she is currently furious at my son for peeing in the bathroom trash can.

dynersooner
7/21/2011, 01:31 PM
I may have to send this to my wife......she is currently furious at my son for peeing in the bathroom trash can.
she should be furious at YOU for not warning her to remove all trashcans near toilets when little boys are potty training.

srsly, waht is wrong with you ppl? u just blame everyone else for all the worlds problems? how about accepting some culpability in the rearing of your children. theyre kids. thye arent perfect. thats where you, the parent, comes in. help them. hide the trash can by the toilet so they dont get in trouble with the women-folk of the home.

NormanPride
7/21/2011, 01:42 PM
Who the hell doesn't pee in the bathroom trash can? This might be one of the single most satisfying pleasures the world will ever know. The fact that it is a "taboo" only makes it better.

Fools, the lot of you.

sooner_born_1960
7/21/2011, 01:43 PM
I'd be more concerned if the living room smelled of pee.

Mongo
7/21/2011, 01:44 PM
Who the hell doesn't pee in the bathroom trash can? This might be one of the single most satisfying pleasures the world will ever know. The fact that it is a "taboo" only makes it better.

Fools, the lot of you.

I am more of a kitchen sink man myself

Cheez-It
7/21/2011, 01:50 PM
Great. Something to look forward to. At least he has his OWN bathroom.

Mississippi Sooner
7/21/2011, 01:50 PM
I knew this guy who had a six year old son, and out of the blue his whole house started smelling like pee. He even paid to have a plumber come and check to make sure there weren't any sewage leaks. Nope, no leaks at all, but as the days went by the smell became unbearable.

As it turned out, his mistake was in having floor vents for his central heat and air unit. His son, along with a couple of his son's friends, had decided it was too much trouble to go all the way down the hall to bathroom if they only had to pee. So, they just started doing their business in the vents.

Mongo
7/21/2011, 01:53 PM
Great. Something to look forward to. At least he has his OWN bathroom.

I dont think I like your judgemental tone.

nope. no I do not

soonerboomer93
7/21/2011, 01:59 PM
Who the hell doesn't pee in the bathroom trash can? This might be one of the single most satisfying pleasures the world will ever know. The fact that it is a "taboo" only makes it better.

Fools, the lot of you.

Especially when it's someone else's trashcan.


I am more of a kitchen sink man myself

I prefer the tub, and the nI blow snot rockets out too.


Great. Something to look forward to. At least he has his OWN bathroom.

Don't worry, we'll volunteer to teach to go pee in your bathroom trashcan

soonerboomer93
7/21/2011, 01:59 PM
I'd be more concerned if the living room smelled of pee.

That just means 1tc has been around

dynersooner
7/21/2011, 03:03 PM
I dont think I like your judgemental tone.

nope. no I do not

glad im not the only one. he sure did seem like he was coming acrosst as all "holier-than-thou" didnt he...

DIB
7/21/2011, 03:08 PM
glad im not the only one. he sure did seem like he was coming acrosst as all "holier-than-thou" didnt he...

That's because she has a vagina instead of a penis.

Mongo
7/21/2011, 03:11 PM
That's because she has a vagina instead of a penis.

he just fooled you. cheez tucks it like a champ.

dynersooner
7/21/2011, 03:31 PM
he just fooled you. cheez tucks it like a champ.

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