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jdsooner
7/19/2011, 12:22 PM
From KOCO:

"A former Christie's Toy Box employee returned to her former place of employment with a plan to steal adult merchandise, police said.
Oklahoma City Police arrived at the store, located in the 900 block of Southeast 89th Street, around 11:30 p.m. on July 10. Police said Courtney Larae Doughty, 23, had a key to get inside but didn't know how to turn off the alarm system.
She was seen by an officer carrying boxes full of adult toys and novelties worth about $500. She tried hiding behind a car in the parking lot but was arrested and then taken to an area hospital because she admitted to consuming a large amount of Valium."

Since she made no effort to hide any of the toys on her person, she deserves to get caught.

MR2-Sooner86
7/19/2011, 12:24 PM
"What's that buzzing noise?"

"N-n-n-n-n-n-nothing!"

3rdgensooner
7/19/2011, 12:25 PM
So was she planning to use Craigslist to sell the stuff? I can not imagine buying a sex "novelty" from a street seller.

Besides, Lelo > Christie's.

KantoSooner
7/19/2011, 12:52 PM
There was a legal case against 'The Adult Toybox' back in the 1970's as I recall that was a byword for legal writing. The way the attorneys tried to turn to legalese a case of a vibrator coming apart during combat was classic.

Flagstaffsooner
7/19/2011, 01:17 PM
$500 worth of dildos? That's a coaching staff at stoolwater. And t-boone pays them millions.

Mississippi Sooner
7/19/2011, 01:20 PM
"What's that buzzing noise?"

"N-n-n-n-n-n-nothing!"

One time I was helping my cousin and his young bride move into their new house. As we were taking a chest of drawers out of the truck, a muted but familiar buzzing sound came from one of the drawers. I really didn't know a white girl could turn as red as his wife's face did at that moment.

soonerbrat
7/19/2011, 01:24 PM
$500 worth of dildos? That's a coaching staff at stoolwater. And t-boone pays them millions.

that's only like 4 or 5 really good ones.
or so I hear.

sappstuf
7/19/2011, 01:24 PM
One time I was helping my cousin and his young bride move into their new house. As we were taking a chest of drawers out of the truck, a muted but familiar buzzing sound came from one of the drawers. I really didn't know a white girl could turn as red as his wife's face did at that moment.

Go on... :pop:

StoopTroup
7/19/2011, 01:25 PM
$500 worth of dildos? That's a coaching staff at stoolwater. And t-boone pays them millions.

Heh

Mongo
7/19/2011, 01:34 PM
that's only like 4 or 5 really good ones.
or so I hear.

or 15 to 20 just ok ones.
or so I hear.

Aldebaran
7/19/2011, 01:46 PM
So was she planning to use Craigslist to sell the stuff? I can not imagine buying a sex "novelty" from a street seller.

Besides, Lelo > Christie's.


What if it was still in the shrink wrap (pun intended).

3rdgensooner
7/19/2011, 02:13 PM
What if it was still in the shrink wrap (pun intended).I think not. I rarely shop on the craigslist or the ebay anyway. I really don't see going that route for novelties.

jdsooner
7/19/2011, 02:14 PM
Could she be charged with intent to distribute?

Mongo
7/19/2011, 02:15 PM
I think not. I rarely shop on the craigslist or the ebay anyway. I really don't see going that route for novelties.

sniff test


ywia

3rdgensooner
7/19/2011, 02:16 PM
sniff test


ywiaGross. Your ywia was premature and unwarranted.

Aldebaran
7/19/2011, 02:18 PM
Satisfaction should not be considered a novelty.

NormanPride
7/19/2011, 02:24 PM
Gross. Your ywia was premature and unwarranted.
So is most of what Mongo does in bed.

Aldebaran
7/19/2011, 02:25 PM
^ Zinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Mongo
7/19/2011, 02:26 PM
So is most of what Mongo does in bed.

stern, but fair

NormanPride
7/19/2011, 03:01 PM
I hit because I love.

GDC
7/19/2011, 03:17 PM
Will Christie take back a blow up doll if I have the receipt?

thecynic
7/19/2011, 03:28 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/soonercynic/images-17.jpg

Mongo's dishwasher

NormanPride
7/19/2011, 03:31 PM
Ugh. Better use jet dry or whatever that stuff is. I hate the residue that some soaps leave.

NormanPride
7/19/2011, 03:31 PM
I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THAT PERSON WOULD HAVE THAT MUCH STUFF. WHAT THE HELL, AMIRITE?

Aldebaran
7/19/2011, 03:37 PM
Anything worth doing...

Mongo
7/19/2011, 03:41 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/soonercynic/images-17.jpg

Mongo's dishwasher

not enough black ones

Breadburner
7/19/2011, 03:44 PM
I wonder if her teeth were chipped......

delhalew
7/19/2011, 03:55 PM
Whilst working at a porn/head shop in Stone Mountain Georgia, I sold sex toys to Lisa Lopez(TLC) and Andre Rison. That was hilarious.