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hellogoodbye
7/18/2011, 08:42 AM
Forget HP, check out them dwarves -

http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2011/07/17/46272-tornstaff_talk_dwarves/

Tolkien geeks - thoughts?

Partial Qualifier
7/18/2011, 09:15 AM
Tolkien geeks - thoughts?

They often smell bad, have poor oral hygiene habits, and have zits on the back of their necks? :D

hellogoodbye
7/18/2011, 09:20 AM
you coming in to pee on my tra-la-la-laly, arent you?


They often smell bad, have poor oral hygiene habits, and have zits on the back of their necks? :D

hellogoodbye
7/20/2011, 12:41 PM
full dwarf company for The Hobbit movie here:

http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DwarvesFinal.jpg

Thaumaturge
7/20/2011, 12:58 PM
Now rank them in the order you would sex them.

DIB
7/20/2011, 01:42 PM
Now rank them in the order you would sex them.

http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DwarvesFinal.jpg

13,5,8,6,3,11,4,12,10,9,7,2,1

Aldebaran
7/20/2011, 01:54 PM
ooehGnxcUOQ

Thaumaturge
7/20/2011, 01:59 PM
http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DwarvesFinal.jpg

13,5,8,6,3,11,4,12,10,9,7,2,1

Apparently, we don't see eye to eye on dwarf-porking.

13,2,12,11,4,10,9,3,6,8,7,5,1

Balin is clearly the sweet, cuddly one. He's got a little Lou Grant in him.

DIB
7/20/2011, 02:14 PM
Apparently, we don't see eye to eye on dwarf-porking.

13,2,12,11,4,10,9,3,6,8,7,5,1

Balin is clearly the sweet, cuddly one. He's got a little Lou Grant in him.

at least we agree on #1 and #13

Thaumaturge
7/20/2011, 02:17 PM
at least we agree on #1 and #13

Well yeah, #1 is do-able even if he weren't a dwarf!

Aldebaran
7/20/2011, 02:18 PM
You are both blowing it. Bombur tries harder.


All you have to do is cast a level 20 erection spell and let him do the rest.

DIB
7/20/2011, 02:20 PM
You are both blowing it. Bombur tries harder.


All you have to do is cast a level 20 erection spell and let him do the rest.

You better sheath up with a mithril condom. Bombur's dick is more diseased than a a balrog of morgoth.

hellogoodbye
7/20/2011, 02:23 PM
im trying to figure out wth is lodged in #3s head...

Thaumaturge
7/20/2011, 02:26 PM
im trying to figure out wth is lodged in #3s head...

All I know is it's not my dick.

Yet.

C&CDean
7/20/2011, 03:06 PM
fili and kili are fagdwarfs.