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MR2-Sooner86
7/17/2011, 04:11 PM
Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus (http://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/)


WITH no apparent evidence other than a photograph of Spanish priest Andrés García Torres hugging a young Cuban seminarian, the Catholic bishop of Getafe has leapt to the outrageous conclusion that there is something gay about two topless men in a warm embrace.

According to this report (http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_31238.shtml), the bishop now wants the priest to abandon his parish in the Madrid dormitory town of Fuenlabrada, undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test.

Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.

The priest, who insists that her (nicely placed "typo") and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.

He said his mum hadn’t stopped crying over what has happened.
Locals say that the priest is a very humane person, dedicated to helping others. More than 1,000 signatures have been gathered in his support.

http://images.freethinker.co.uk/uploads/2011/07/Catholic-priest.jpg

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sappstuf
7/17/2011, 04:14 PM
Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus (http://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/)



http://images.freethinker.co.uk/uploads/2011/07/Catholic-priest.jpg

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Tough talk from the pitcher..

stevo
7/17/2011, 04:15 PM
whooooo does that priest look like....i can't quite place it

Mongo
7/17/2011, 04:21 PM
JohnnyMack would be **** out of luck if he had to prove his nongayness this way

GKeeper316
7/17/2011, 04:23 PM
JohnnyMack would be **** out of luck if he had to prove his nongayness this way

can't a man enjoy having small animals shoved up his *** without being gay?

Mongo
7/17/2011, 04:26 PM
can't a man enjoy having small animals shoved up his *** without being gay?

but they are always male small animals

MR2-Sooner86
7/17/2011, 04:27 PM
Tough talk from the pitcher..

Smell his dick then.

En_Fuego
7/17/2011, 04:28 PM
:texan:

Mongo
7/17/2011, 04:45 PM
Smell his dick then.

you cant say "smell his dick" on the innernets

MR2-Sooner86
7/17/2011, 04:57 PM
you cant say "smell his dick" on the innernets

Sniff his crotch.

Breadburner
7/17/2011, 05:00 PM
JohnnyMack would be **** out of luck if he had to prove his nongayness this way

You know both those dudes have crocs on.....

BU BEAR
7/17/2011, 05:09 PM
whooooo does that priest look like....i can't quite place it

A-Rod? [/Snickers]

MR2-Sooner86
7/18/2011, 01:41 PM
JohnnyMack would be **** out of luck if he had to prove his nongayness this way

I'm still waiting for him to drop by and tell us if there's any truth to this measurement stuff.

SoonerAtKU
7/18/2011, 01:46 PM
What if the dude just had a really big breakfast that day and...

Would that be his bum giving false testimony?

87sooner
7/18/2011, 01:51 PM
Smell his dick then.

are you volunteering?

what sort of instrument would one use to measure an anus?

do they make an "anumometer"?

when those scientists finally find that gay gene....they can just check his dna and then fire his *** if it comes back positive...

JDMT
7/18/2011, 01:51 PM
DIB give him some bleaching tips.

Breadburner
7/18/2011, 01:53 PM
are you volunteering?

what sort of instrument would one use to measure an anus?

do they make an "anumometer"?

when those scientists finally find that gay gene....they can just check his dna and then fire his *** if it comes back positive...

I guage with appropriate finger.....

KantoSooner
7/18/2011, 02:18 PM
Until that picture, I was prepared to withhold judgement.

Sooner_Tuf
7/18/2011, 02:45 PM
Some people will do anything to get the Pope to look at their butthole.