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3rdgensooner
7/15/2011, 03:42 PM
Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy (http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-bear-owner-chokes-on-sex-toy,0,5903244.story)

CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Police say man well known for his collection of exotic animals has died after choking on a sex toy.

Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday.

Mazzola kept a variety of animals at his Smokey Bear Sanctuary including five black bears, a coyote, three raccoons, two red foxes, a skunk, several wolves, two tigers and a lion.

Last year, Mazzola came under scrutiny when a black bear, named Cherokee, killed an employee of the sanctuary.

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Sam Mazzola


According to Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller, Mazzola was found face down on his water bed, restrained with handcuffs, chains and padlocks.

An autopsy determined the preliminary cause of death was asphyxia due to airway obstruction by foreign body.

"The manner of death is pending further investigation and will be released when the case is finalized," the coroner's office said in a press release.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said.

He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, according to the coroner.

Investigators say Mazzola's body was discovered by a co-worker.

According to detectives, Mazzola had help with the bondage equipment, but his assistant had left before he died.

No one has been charged in the death, which authorities believe was accidental.

My Opinion Matters
7/15/2011, 03:44 PM
STOP VIOLATING HIPAA LAWS!!!

thecynic
7/15/2011, 03:57 PM
at least he died happy

silverwheels
7/15/2011, 04:02 PM
what is this i don't even

sooner59
7/15/2011, 04:05 PM
You act like this is uncommon...

thecynic
7/15/2011, 04:15 PM
as I've always said, "I want to go out wearing a leather mask with a metal sphere on my head"

MsProudSooner
7/15/2011, 04:19 PM
as I've always said, "I want to go out wearing a leather mask with a metal sphere on my head"

Handcuffs. You forgot the handcuffs. :rolleyes:

NormanPride
7/15/2011, 04:41 PM
So what kind of sex toy do you think it was? Something mundane like a dildo? Or something extravagant like a pink vibrator shaped like the baby Jesus?

BU BEAR
7/15/2011, 04:43 PM
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My Opinion Matters
7/15/2011, 04:43 PM
The most important thing I learned in this thread is that NP considers dildos to be "mundane".

Pozey
7/15/2011, 04:45 PM
Of all the ways to die....I can honestly say that asphyxiation caused by a dildo stuck in my throat would be right there at the bottom of that list...

C&CDean
7/15/2011, 04:52 PM
Live by the vibrator in throat, die by the vibrator in throat.

****ing freak.

Mongo
7/15/2011, 04:56 PM
I wonder who he willed his collection of dildos to

yermom
7/15/2011, 05:14 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/518yog.jpg

OUHOMER
7/15/2011, 05:14 PM
It was MURDER I TELL YA!

Soonerfan88
7/15/2011, 05:27 PM
Ok, I realize it's a stupid question but who puts something in their mouth/throat and then puts on a mask with the mouth zipped shut? They are obviously batsh!t crazy but still....why?

dynersooner
7/16/2011, 05:07 PM
Choke on a dyck!!!