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The
7/14/2011, 11:38 AM
In this thread, we call to order the first meeting of the Omelet Posse.

What should we do?

saucysoonergal
7/14/2011, 11:39 AM
Eat Eggs?

saucysoonergal
7/14/2011, 11:39 AM
Why don't we plan a Neg Jihad against the Vegans?

The
7/14/2011, 11:40 AM
Why don't we plan a Neg Jihad against the Vegans?

Egg Jihad.

Adrian
7/14/2011, 11:40 AM
Egg Jihad.

That cracks me up.

mgsooner
7/14/2011, 11:43 AM
Present.

Thaumaturge
7/14/2011, 11:45 AM
I ate an omelet for breakfast. It's a great way to start the day.

saucysoonergal
7/14/2011, 11:48 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YdhJHZMyzXw/RvrUAZz8FLI/AAAAAAAAACI/SYFrTKs5rbg/s320/vlcsnap-237443.png
Eggy wegs I want to smash them!

pphilfran
7/14/2011, 11:48 AM
What came first? The omelet or the skillet...

The
7/14/2011, 11:49 AM
What came first? The omelet or the skillet...

This thread is for Posse bidness, Fran. Either join or die.

olevetonahill
7/14/2011, 11:50 AM
You guys are scrambled, But Omelete ya get away with this silliness fer now.:D

Howzit
7/14/2011, 11:59 AM
Yolk's on you.

soonerchk
7/14/2011, 11:59 AM
I'm still BiPosse. Will I be allowed to vote?

stoops the eternal pimp
7/14/2011, 12:01 PM
As member of the Chimi Diablos, we should enter into negotiations to sign the treaty of Huevos Rancheros

dynersooner
7/14/2011, 12:01 PM
Loo for a Sillet??/

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 12:05 PM
I'm awaiting activation of my special board privileggs.

The
7/14/2011, 12:05 PM
As member of the Chimi Diablos, we should enter into negotiations to sign the treaty of Huevos Rancheros

Indeed. Do yall have a lawyer? Cuz I think all we got is an accountant.

3rdgensooner
7/14/2011, 12:06 PM
sign the treaty of Huevos RancherosMmm, Huevos Rancheros.

The
7/14/2011, 12:08 PM
I think the next order of business is to rename the "Stock Trader" that doesn't work to the "The Omelet Stock Trader".

Can I get a second?

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 12:08 PM
First of all, we're going to have to do something about security.

BU BEAR
7/14/2011, 12:09 PM
Seat the Board. Call the Meeting to order. Appoint Occifers.

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 12:09 PM
I think the next order of business is to rename the "Stock Trader" that doesn't work to the "The Omelet Stock Trader".

Can I get a second?

I was talking bitch.

But yes, I second.

stoops the eternal pimp
7/14/2011, 12:09 PM
Indeed. Do yall have a lawyer? Cuz I think all we got is an accountant.

We used to til his wife made him stop..We have a fair amount of oilfield trash though..And I'm an Indian(casino, not slurpy), so I can give you some land or something

lexsooner
7/14/2011, 12:09 PM
In this thread, we call to order the first meeting of the Omelet Posse.

What should we do?

I had a bunch of deviled eggs for lunch. Present.

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 12:10 PM
We used to til his wife made him stop..We have a fair amount of oilfield trash though..And I'm an Indian(casino, not slurpy), so I can give you some land or something

I will give 20 barrels of whiskey for the entire Western half of the United States. Your indian blood won't allow you to say no.

BU BEAR
7/14/2011, 12:11 PM
We used to til his wife made him stop..We have a fair amount of oilfield trash though..And I'm an Indian(casino, not slurpy), so I can give you some land or something

Need some ownership interest in the casino, but I was born a generation to late. Can you hook up me up in a retroactive-generational sort of way?

OUMallen
7/14/2011, 12:11 PM
Well, I'm here now, so you guys can go ahead and do whatever it is you were going to do. I'm on standby.

soonerchk
7/14/2011, 12:14 PM
Did anyone bring donuts?

BU BEAR
7/14/2011, 12:19 PM
Did anyone bring donuts?


Donuts have been eggs-cluded.

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 12:22 PM
I was promised an orgy. Someone PM me when we get to that.

saucysoonergal
7/14/2011, 12:23 PM
I was promised an orgy. Someone PM me when we get to that.

The, take care of this gentleman, k, plzthks?

DIB
7/14/2011, 12:44 PM
:takesoutpenis

present

Where is Seggretariat?

The
7/14/2011, 12:50 PM
The, take care of this gentleman, k, plzthks?

PM has been sent to Mongo and jk. I will update Asap.

pphilfran
7/14/2011, 12:54 PM
This thread is for Posse bidness, Fran. Either join or die.

Do I have choice of death methods? Or is it purely random...

soonerchk
7/14/2011, 12:57 PM
Do I have choice of death methods? Or is it purely random...

I'm the eggsecutioner so it won't be pretty.

mgsooner
7/14/2011, 12:59 PM
This thread is eggstensive

Lawton4Life
7/14/2011, 01:00 PM
Step one: Puns about Eggs
Step two: ????
Step three: Profit

pphilfran
7/14/2011, 01:01 PM
I'm the eggsecutioner so it won't be pretty.

Please let it be handcuffs, whips, and chains...

mgsooner
7/14/2011, 01:01 PM
Step one: Puns about Eggs
Step two: ????
Step three: Profit

Eggxactly.

olevetonahill
7/14/2011, 01:05 PM
http://www.lilesnet.com/Easter/funny_eggs/funny_easter_eggs_001.jpg

dynersooner
7/14/2011, 01:15 PM
Step one: Puns about Eggs
Step two: Buy the child
Step three: Profit

This Message Approved by Teh.

soonerchk
7/14/2011, 01:16 PM
Please let it be handcuffs, whips, and chains...

Hot frying pans, whisks, and Butter Flavored Pam.

pphilfran
7/14/2011, 01:20 PM
Hot frying pans, whisks, and Butter Flavored Pam.

Not my favorite way to go....but it will have to do...

Goodbye cruel thread....

stevo
7/14/2011, 01:54 PM
i'll go round up the horses!

The Profit
7/14/2011, 02:09 PM
This is eggsactly the type of posse I have wanted to join. The, do I have a chance to gain admission or, are there gonna be to many egginst me?

DIB
7/14/2011, 02:13 PM
This is eggsactly the type of posse I have wanted to join. The, do I have a chance to gain admission or, are there gonna be to many egginst me?

You can join, but you have to be clever...wait we let stevo in...nevermind

OutlandTrophy
7/14/2011, 02:13 PM
As member of the Chimi Diablos, we should enter into negotiations to sign the treaty of Huevos Rancheros

I'm down wif dat. What says Mongo or c_p?

JDMT
7/14/2011, 02:15 PM
Will there be hookers and blow?

The
7/14/2011, 02:15 PM
Will there be hookers and blow?

Blow is bad for beetus.

DIB
7/14/2011, 02:22 PM
Blow is bad for beetus.

Mongo has jenkem and thai ladyboys

jk the sooner fan
7/14/2011, 02:22 PM
pm me for what?

The
7/14/2011, 02:24 PM
Mongo has jenkem and thai ladyboys

Mongo is a tremendous asset to this eggstravaganza.

JDMT
7/14/2011, 02:27 PM
pm me for what?

For the hookers and blow.

jk the sooner fan
7/14/2011, 02:30 PM
oh yes....hookers and blow, check

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 02:40 PM
Facebook page is up!

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 02:42 PM
Hai guyz! I will be at the Golden Corral in Owasso eating lunch if anyone wants to join me. It sort of reminds me of a volume food delivery system for livestock (a trough, maybe?) but they have all you can eat hard-boiled eggs!

Mississippi Sooner
7/14/2011, 02:46 PM
Do chickens have lips?

soonerboomer93
7/14/2011, 02:47 PM
onFw1emIXhQ

Mjcpr
7/14/2011, 02:48 PM
Do chickens have lips?

Do they ever!

stevo
7/14/2011, 02:59 PM
You can join, but you have to be clever...wait we let stevo in...nevermind

zing!!!



as*hole.

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 03:00 PM
HAHA suckers! The Golden Corral in Owasso CLOSED!

GOTCHA!

dynersooner
7/14/2011, 03:00 PM
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!:

Are Ducks Poultry?!?!?!

DIB
7/14/2011, 03:08 PM
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!:

Are Ducks Poultry?!?!?!

SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!!!

Where is Magik Poultry?

The Profit
7/14/2011, 03:20 PM
Do chickens have lips?



Yes, Chickens do, but Mary Fallin doesn't. At least not a top lip.

Eielson
7/14/2011, 03:32 PM
If I join this, do I ever have to eat eggs? I have an egg allergy, and it makes my tummy hurt really bad if I eat them. :(

The
7/14/2011, 03:33 PM
If I join this, do I ever have to eat eggs? I have an egg allergy, and it makes my tummy hurt really bad if I eat them. :(

Do you have teets? We've already got a beetus case. We can't afford to take on any more defectives.

But we will make an eggseption if you have hoots. And PM pics of them for proof.

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 03:35 PM
If I join this, do I ever have to eat eggs? I have an egg allergy, and it makes my tummy hurt really bad if I eat them. :(

Egg consumption can be waived for a one-time fee of $10,000.

DIB
7/14/2011, 03:36 PM
Or you can sponsor my anus for $5,000

My Opinion Matters
7/14/2011, 03:37 PM
Or you can sponsor my anus for $5,000

It's worth it. It gets A LOT of traffic. (and by traffic I mean penises, if that wasn't clear)

JDMT
7/14/2011, 03:37 PM
Or you can sponsor my anus for $5,000

Bleach be spensive.

The
7/14/2011, 03:38 PM
Or you can sponsor my anus for $5,000

This is actually a really good deal. I've got the North Side of DIB's balloon knot leased with a tattooed billboard and everything.

Eielson
7/14/2011, 04:04 PM
Do you have teets? We've already got a beetus case. We can't afford to take on any more defectives.

But we will make an eggseption if you have hoots. And PM pics of them for proof.

I can helicopter. How about a video?

The Profit
7/14/2011, 04:05 PM
I can helicopter. How about a video?





I am new and all, but that sounds more than fair to me.

The
7/14/2011, 04:07 PM
I can helicopter. How about a video?
This is sufficient. Please provide video at your earliest convenience.

I am new and all, but that sounds more than fair to me.
http://i.imgur.com/eoCmN.gif

dynersooner
7/14/2011, 04:22 PM
This is sufficient. Please provide video at your earliest convenience.


teh, i do not think "helicopter" means what you think it means...

The
7/14/2011, 04:23 PM
teh, i do not think "helicopter" means what you think it means...

I discovered that. He sent me the video. I laughed. A lot.

It involved a flying penis.

Eielson
7/14/2011, 04:52 PM
I discovered that. He sent me the video. I laughed. A lot.

It involved a flying penis.

I thought about sending a different kind of helicopter video.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=helicopter

The first one.

Ctina
7/15/2011, 05:06 AM
Step one: Puns about Eggs
Step two: ????
Step three: Profit


Dammit! Who leaked our business plan?




BTW, how do we vote on French Toast? It has eggs and all, but it's bread. I'm in favor but don't want to violate any bylaws.

soonerchk
7/15/2011, 10:09 AM
Dammit! Who leaked our business plan?




BTW, how do we vote on French Toast? It has eggs and all, but it's bread. I'm in favor but don't want to violate any bylaws.

Anything with syrup is good.

The
7/15/2011, 10:11 AM
Anything with syrup is good.

I now know how to get you to take jager shots with me.

jk the sooner fan
7/15/2011, 10:11 AM
Anything with syrup is good.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9pLfAsROK-Y/SxL7p5a02tI/AAAAAAAABRg/cZqFREiwijw/s200/elf-syrup-ceral-pop-tarts.jpg

soonerchk
7/15/2011, 10:13 AM
I now know how to get you to take jager shots with me.

I will not drink anything you give me. ANY*THING!

Lawton4Life
7/15/2011, 02:50 PM
I will not drink anything you give me. ANY*THING!

Especially Yougurt samples.

Mongo
7/15/2011, 03:14 PM
I'm down wif dat. What says Mongo or c_p?

sounds good to me.

Jammin'
7/15/2011, 03:29 PM
I'm here now, the meeting can start.

The
7/15/2011, 03:34 PM
I'm here now, the meeting can start.

We need to get the Stock Trader renamed. This is your task.


Please do not delegate to Stevo.

Jammin'
7/15/2011, 04:26 PM
We need to get the Stock Trader renamed. This is your task.


Please do not delegate to Stevo.

I'm in the admin. I don't actually do work here.

Did you not read my memo omitting me from work related work?

The
7/15/2011, 04:30 PM
I'm in the admin. I don't actually do work here.

Did you not read my memo omitting me from work related work?

That's why I assumed that you would delegate it.

CrimsonJim
7/15/2011, 11:44 PM
I can helicopter. How about a video?

That sounds eggcruciating...

http://www.funatiq.com/images/funny-egg-cartoon.jpg

Breadburner
7/16/2011, 02:54 AM
How bout some throat-yogurt,folks....?

Ctina
7/16/2011, 04:41 AM
How bout some throat-yogurt,folks....?

That is neither eggs or syrup, so it's probably a no.

stevo
7/16/2011, 09:59 AM
why can't i name it?!!

Mongo
7/16/2011, 10:00 AM
why can't i name it?!!

cause you are a woman. women carry about as much weight in the omlette posse as women in the Mongols do

mgsooner
7/16/2011, 11:40 AM
I'm here for the gang bang

soonerchk
7/16/2011, 01:40 PM
I'm here for the gang bang

Weird. I'm here for the cluster cluck.

65Mustang
7/16/2011, 01:49 PM
Can I join?

After all, I am an old Henryetta Hen...

soonerchk
7/16/2011, 01:55 PM
Can I join?

After all, I am an old Henryetta Hen...

Initiation is tough. You have to give yourself an acceptable egg based sig line.

65Mustang
7/16/2011, 03:01 PM
Initiation is tough. You have to give yourself an acceptable egg based sig line.

How about something sexist like
"Women should be seen and not heard, except when breaking eggs to make me a scrambled egg sammich"

Or something humorous like
"sticking a bunch of feathers up your butt does not mean you can lay an egg"

Or something intellectual like
"The difference between being involved and being committed is like unto the relationship between the hen and egg, as compared to the pig and bacon"

mgsooner
7/16/2011, 03:59 PM
Weird. I'm here for the cluster cluck.

Tee hee

soonerchk
7/16/2011, 04:15 PM
How about something sexist like
"Women should be seen and not heard, except when breaking eggs to make me a scrambled egg sammich"

Or something humorous like
"sticking a bunch of feathers up your butt does not mean you can lay an egg"

Or something intellectual like
"The difference between being involved and being committed is like unto the relationship between the hen and egg, as compared to the pig and bacon"

No. Try again.

stevo
7/16/2011, 05:08 PM
No. Try again.

stern, but fair.

65Mustang
7/16/2011, 06:30 PM
[QUOTE=soonerchk;3293307]No. Try again.[/

How about something cryptic and vague, like

"Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye,
Crabalocker fishwife, Pornographic priestess,
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down"

Ctina
7/17/2011, 07:35 AM
[QUOTE=soonerchk;3293307]No. Try again.[/

How about something cryptic and vague, like

"Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye,
Crabalocker fishwife, Pornographic priestess,
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down"

I'm intrigued by your poetic prowess, but that's strike 4. You're a rotten egg.

Jammin'
7/17/2011, 08:39 AM
[QUOTE=65Mustang;3293353]

I'm intrigued by your poetic prowess, but that's strike 4. You're a rotten egg.

"rotten egg" is good. I don't believe we have an official one of those.

Chuck Bao
7/17/2011, 11:37 AM
I don't think that I am qualified to join this posse. I am just not bi-posse material like soonerchk.

And that's mainly because I don't do eggs. Okay I do, but not very well. I bust the yoke every damn time I try to do sunny side up.

When I try to make deviled eggs, they turn out the most hideous things ever created. The yoke is so lopsided that one side leaks out the bottom and the other has to be just piled on top.

49r
7/17/2011, 11:49 AM
I'm here for the gang bang


Weird. I'm here for the cluster cluck.

Anyone know if there's going to be a circle jerk?

65Mustang
7/17/2011, 12:44 PM
[QUOTE=65Mustang;3293353]

I'm intrigued by your poetic prowess, but that's strike 4. You're a rotten egg.

No,


I am the eggman
We are the eggmen...

Romulus
7/17/2011, 03:57 PM
any white women here?

stevo
7/17/2011, 04:10 PM
http://www.tvgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/Blazing-Saddles-7.6.10.jpg

CrimsonJim
7/18/2011, 11:06 PM
Do you get badges if you join this here posse? :confused:

soonerchk
7/19/2011, 10:00 AM
[QUOTE=65Mustang;3293353]

I'm intrigued by your poetic prowess, but that's strike 4. You're a rotten egg.


[QUOTE=Ctina;3293537]

No,


I am the eggman
We are the eggmen...

Fine, be the eggman.


I don't think that I am qualified to join this posse. I am just not bi-posse material like soonerchk.

And that's mainly because I don't do eggs. Okay I do, but not very well. I bust the yoke every damn time I try to do sunny side up.

When I try to make deviled eggs, they turn out the most hideous things ever created. The yoke is so lopsided that one side leaks out the bottom and the other has to be just piled on top.

Nobody said anything about cooking eggs, right?


Do you get badges if you join this here posse? :confused:

Badges?? We don't need no stinkin BADGES!!!!

Mississippi Sooner
7/19/2011, 10:03 AM
Does this posse have an official fountain syringe yet?

The
7/19/2011, 10:06 AM
Does this posse have an official fountain syringe yet?

Shamp.

Adrian
7/19/2011, 10:22 AM
Shamp.

He's also the official groin massager...

soonerchk
7/19/2011, 10:22 AM
He's also the official groin massager...

It's good to have a professional.

CrimsonJim
7/20/2011, 01:23 AM
Well hmph...no badges? I'm eggasperated! :mad:

SoonerHoops
7/20/2011, 01:23 AM
I'm here now, let's go ahead and start

saucysoonergal
7/20/2011, 11:51 AM
So, what did we decide?

The
7/20/2011, 11:54 AM
So, what did we decide?

Yes.