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Fish&Game
7/13/2011, 05:50 PM
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.


It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.


http://www.objectivistliving.com/forums/olimages/MagicGreenBorderPatrolHat.jpg
okie52
7/13/2011, 05:53 PM
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.


It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.


http://www.objectivistliving.com/forums/olimages/MagicGreenBorderPatrolHat.jpg

:D

Where can I order one (or dozens) of those marvelous hats? I am about to have another grandbaby in 2 weeks and I would like to clear the place out.
Turd_Ferguson
7/13/2011, 05:58 PM
One of those at SW Medical Center might get ya a double tap...
Fish&Game
7/13/2011, 05:59 PM
:D

Where can I order one (or dozens) of those marvelous hats? I am about to have another grandbaby in 2 weeks and I would like to clear the place out.
http://www.amazon.com/BORDER-PATROL-HAT-ENFORCEMENT-HATS/dp/B00303ACRK
;)
Fish&Game
7/13/2011, 06:01 PM
One of those at SW Medical Center might get ya a double tap...
http://rlv.zcache.com/zombie_rule_double_tap_tshirt-p235146119167819969t5hl_400.jpg
StoopTroup
7/13/2011, 06:17 PM
I had Homeland Security Polo from a friend I have at the State Dept. I wore it a few times and it really gets you some really different looks but like Turd says not all of them seemed positive.
I Am Right
7/13/2011, 06:27 PM
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.


It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.


http://www.objectivistliving.com/forums/olimages/MagicGreenBorderPatrolHat.jpg

LOL
okie52
7/13/2011, 06:32 PM
http://www.amazon.com/BORDER-PATROL-HAT-ENFORCEMENT-HATS/dp/B00303ACRK
;)

Thanks.

Could be fun when the lawn crews are in the neighborhood.
SanJoaquinSooner
7/13/2011, 07:15 PM
:D

Where can I order one (or dozens) of those marvelous hats? I am about to have another grandbaby in 2 weeks and I would like to clear the place out.

Did you forget to have a talk with the offspring about breeding? Jesus Christ, have them get some birth control.
okie52
7/13/2011, 08:01 PM
http://www.amazon.com/BORDER-PATROL-HAT-ENFORCEMENT-HATS/dp/B00303ACRK
;)


Did you forget to have a talk with the offspring about breeding? Jesus Christ, have them get some birth control.

This is their first so I really can't come down on them...and they are paying for
their medical care so I can't really bitch about that either. And they both have
college degrees with jobs so I can't really bitch about that, either. Even more importantly they are citizens.

But I will admonish them about overpopulation and no more than 2 kids per household at the max.

The baby will be born 2 weeks from today. Hopefully I can have the green hats in by then so I can put one on her head in the delivery room. Got to get kids trained at a young age.