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JohnnyMack
7/13/2011, 01:24 PM
...with Kate Middleton. Or whatever the hell her name is now.

Safe to say I'd push any one of you into oncoming traffic for the chance to take a bath with her.
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 01:29 PM
...with Kate Middleton. Or whatever the hell her name is now.

Safe to say I'd push any one of you into oncoming traffic for the chance to take a bath with her.

You know Kate is the girl one, right? I think you mean the other one.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 01:33 PM
I think he means James Middleton
JohnnyMack
7/13/2011, 01:33 PM
Who the hell are you?
The
7/13/2011, 01:34 PM
I think he means James Middleton

I think he means James Madison.
badger
7/13/2011, 01:35 PM
JohnnyMack would bow to her even though he's not a British citizen.
DIB
7/13/2011, 01:36 PM
I think he means James Madison.

I think he means James Monroe
JohnnyMack
7/13/2011, 01:37 PM
I hate this place.
soonerboomer93
7/13/2011, 01:43 PM
Pippa ftw
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 01:45 PM
I think he means James Monroe

I think you mean Earl Monroe.
The
7/13/2011, 01:47 PM
I think you mean Earl Monroe.

I think he means Earl Campbell.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 01:47 PM
I think you mean James Earl Jones
jkjsooner
7/13/2011, 01:47 PM
Pippa ftw

Kate is cuter but Pippa has one heck of a butt. My guess is Kate probably has just as nice of a butt but we just happen to be lucky enough to have a very nice view of Pippa's.

If I were Harry I'd tap that a million times.
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 01:48 PM
I think he means Earl Campbell.

I think you mean Chunky Soup.
Mjcpr
7/13/2011, 01:50 PM
I think you mean Chunks, my dog.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 01:50 PM
I think he means Soupy Sales
The
7/13/2011, 01:50 PM
I think you mean Chunks, my dog.

I think he meant Scooby-Doo.
oumartin
7/13/2011, 01:52 PM
Pippa can look both fabulous and downright homely but no doubting she has a great bod. She's never looked better than she did at the royal wedding.


Kate is no slouch either
KantoSooner
7/13/2011, 01:52 PM
I'm pretty sure he meant Chunky Monkey ice cream.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 01:54 PM
I have reason to believe the object of his infections is Chunk from Goonies
jk the sooner fan
7/13/2011, 01:57 PM
i read the other day where Kate thinks guys that wear crocs are extremely homosexual and that she'd never stray from her marriage with a guy that wears them
NormanPride
7/13/2011, 01:59 PM
Is this the chick with eight kids? I don't listen to hip hop.
sooner_born_1960
7/13/2011, 02:00 PM
I can honestly say I've never worn Crocs. So, you're saying there's a chance?
Mississippi Sooner
7/13/2011, 02:01 PM
I suddenly have a craving for blood pudding.
jk the sooner fan
7/13/2011, 02:02 PM
I can honestly say I've never worn Crocs. So, you're saying there's a chance?

she also doesnt like dudes who favor asian chicks

you're out i'm afraid
tommieharris91
7/13/2011, 02:03 PM
Is this the chick with eight kids? I don't listen to hip hop.

I think you mean Casey Anthony.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 02:04 PM
No, he means Marc Anthony
NormanPride
7/13/2011, 02:04 PM
No, the other chick with eight kids.
The
7/13/2011, 02:04 PM
No, the other chick with eight kids.

I think you mean Kate Middleton.
tator
7/13/2011, 02:05 PM
So, we're all agreed that JohnnyMack wants to knock nasties with Mark Cuban, right?
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 02:05 PM
So, we're all agreed that JohnnyMack wants to knock nasties with Mark Cuban, right?

I think you mean the OP, STEP.
Howzit
7/13/2011, 02:07 PM
No, he means Marc Anthony

I think you mean Anthony Hopkins.
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 02:09 PM
Way to not be funny, Howzit!

Edit: I meant jk.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 02:10 PM
I'm pretty sure he wants to bone Malcome in the middle
JohnnyMack
7/13/2011, 02:10 PM
i read the other day where Kate thinks guys that wear crocs are extremely homosexual and that she'd never stray from her marriage with a guy that wears them

I would push you into oncoming traffic twice.
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 02:11 PM
I'm pretty sure he wants to bone Malcome in the middle

Don't you mean that guy from Middle Earth?
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 02:13 PM
No...Malcolm Jamal Warner
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 02:16 PM
No...Malcolm Jamal Warner

http://i54.tinypic.com/15cbsya.jpg
The
7/13/2011, 02:16 PM
No...Malcolm Jamal Warner

Isn't that the little asian kid from "Webster"?
soonerboomer93
7/13/2011, 02:19 PM
No that's Gary Coleman

Always knew JohnnyMack was into midgits
NormanPride
7/13/2011, 02:27 PM
You sure it's not Gary Gygax? He's quite a nerd.

Roll to see if I'm drunk!
KantoSooner
7/13/2011, 02:27 PM
Don't they prefer to be called 'Little People"?
The
7/13/2011, 02:28 PM
You sure it's not Gary Gygax? He's quite a nerd.

Roll to see if I'm drunk!

You roll a 1. Turns out it was O'Douls.
NormanPride
7/13/2011, 02:29 PM
But O'Doyle rules!
The
7/13/2011, 02:29 PM
But O'Doyle rules!

I think you mean Obama.
NormanPride
7/13/2011, 02:41 PM
So JM loves dead terrorists?
The
7/13/2011, 02:43 PM
So JM loves dead terrorists?

I think you mean Ol' Yeller.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 02:53 PM
I think he loves dead presidents
The
7/13/2011, 03:05 PM
I think he loves dead presidents

I think you meant Benjamin Franklin.
NormanPride
7/13/2011, 03:05 PM
The monopoly guy?
Howzit
7/13/2011, 03:06 PM
I think you mean Dead Kennedys.
soonerboomer93
7/13/2011, 03:16 PM
JM is a Dead Head?
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 03:32 PM
I think you mean JM gives Good Head.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/13/2011, 03:34 PM
He recently boned Ted Kennedy..
3rdgensooner
7/13/2011, 03:37 PM
This Kate, ...does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh?
SoCaliSooner
7/13/2011, 03:38 PM
Middleton triggers my rape thoughts.
The
7/13/2011, 03:39 PM
Middleton triggers my rape thoughts.

There's a lot of street cred inherent with raping royalty.
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 03:45 PM
There's a lot of street cred inherent with raping royalty.

Don't you mean RAPPING royalty?LOL

http://i52.tinypic.com/97vh49.jpg

LMAO
achiro
7/13/2011, 03:45 PM
He recently boned Ted Kennedy..

I think you mean Dead Ted Kennedy
KantoSooner
7/13/2011, 03:46 PM
I think he meant The Dead Kennedys
achiro
7/13/2011, 03:50 PM
I think you mean Dead Kennedys.


I think he meant The Dead Kennedys

What?
tommieharris91
7/13/2011, 04:00 PM
What?

I think you meant "Who?"
achiro
7/13/2011, 04:08 PM
I think he meant it.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Addams-Family-Cousin-Itt-addams-family-5684028-356-288.jpg
soonerboomer93
7/13/2011, 04:11 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/DeLayneJack/Addams-Family-tv-06.jpg
My Opinion Matters
7/13/2011, 04:29 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/DeLayneJack/Addams-Family-tv-06.jpg

The last picture was better.
Mississippi Sooner
7/13/2011, 04:32 PM
Someone is showing his thing.
northspeter
7/13/2011, 04:39 PM
you mean this Kate Middleton???


http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/07/0708_middleton2.jpg
TitoMorelli
7/13/2011, 06:52 PM
BLOW WIND BLOW!!! BLOW WIND BLOW!!!!

http://pohdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0708-kate-middleton-panty-flash-09-480x720.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BTwOVFoueQI/ThjXUcy5eJI/AAAAAAAAAIA/Xa9za0_GkHE/s640/1297179555496_ORIGINAL%255B1%255D.jpg
Sooner_Tuf
7/13/2011, 07:24 PM
I think you meant stalkers, Deprived stalkers.
SicEmBaylor
7/13/2011, 07:36 PM
JohnnyMack would bow to her even though he's not a British citizen.

pfft...typical Democrat.
SicEmBaylor
7/13/2011, 07:38 PM
I can honestly say I've never worn Crocs. So, you're saying there's a chance?

I have the diabetic nerve neuropathy, so I decided to order a pair of crocs. I always thought they were the most tacky *** thing I've ever seen...which they are. But boy oh boy are they comfy!

People give me a hard time for wearing them with shorts and socks, but I don't think they look that bad.
SicEmBaylor
7/13/2011, 07:38 PM
BLOW WIND BLOW!!! BLOW WIND BLOW!!!!

http://pohdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0708-kate-middleton-panty-flash-09-480x720.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BTwOVFoueQI/ThjXUcy5eJI/AAAAAAAAAIA/Xa9za0_GkHE/s640/1297179555496_ORIGINAL%255B1%255D.jpg

That is definitely an ***-cheek I see.