Who All Has a Great Tan Going on right Now? [Archive]

stevo

7/12/2011, 09:13 AM

mine is glorious. I was blessed with great coloring

wait, nfm

jk the sooner fan

7/12/2011, 09:14 AM

my feet are white - i have that golf sock tan line going on - but other than that i'm alllllllllllll mexicany

The

7/12/2011, 09:14 AM

Jammin.

DIB

7/12/2011, 09:14 AM

Bleached is the new tan

Boomer.....

7/12/2011, 09:15 AM

I'm starting to look Italian.

Thank you $25 Wal-Mart blow up pool!

delhalew

7/12/2011, 09:15 AM

I gots a badass farmers tan.

The

7/12/2011, 09:16 AM

Bleached is the new tan

This.

Jammin'

7/12/2011, 09:16 AM

Jammin.

What?

Oh, yeah, I'm much darker now than I am in the winter.

texaspokieokie

7/12/2011, 10:17 AM

I gots a badass farmers tan.

me too.

soonerchk

7/12/2011, 10:22 AM

I did before I had to stay out of the pool due to the bloody hole in my foot. It'll come back soon enough.

3rdgensooner

7/12/2011, 10:24 AM

nfm

SoCaliSooner

7/12/2011, 10:25 AM

Spending most of the day in a pool shirtless and often shortless in a steady state of drinking and urinating seems to have helped my tan.

stevo

7/12/2011, 10:27 AM

i bet the ammonia has made your belly red. red and itchy.

dynersooner

7/12/2011, 10:30 AM

i am not as tan as stevo.

My Opinion Matters

7/12/2011, 10:33 AM

The sunburn over my stretch marks has given me a nice zebra-stripe effect.

pphilfran

7/12/2011, 10:35 AM

I have a farmers tan...

waynepayne

7/12/2011, 10:53 AM

I do!

(I have nothing clever to add beyond that)

The

7/12/2011, 10:53 AM

I do!

(I have nothing clever to add beyond that)

You've never had anything clever to add.

soonerchk

7/12/2011, 10:55 AM

i bet the ammonia has made your belly red. red and itchy.

And scaly.

oudavid1

7/12/2011, 11:07 AM

Me thanks to Texoma

stevo

7/12/2011, 11:17 AM

scooter, what fun is texoma when you can't drink???

i bet you wear a t-shirt while you're on the boat

jk the sooner fan

7/12/2011, 11:20 AM

SoCaliSooner

7/12/2011, 11:21 AM

i bet the ammonia has made your belly red. red and itchy.

It dilutes well in 25,000 gallons of water... and the urination tells me it's time to get out and get another drink.

Mississippi Sooner

7/12/2011, 11:23 AM

Get enough pee in the pool and you don't have to worry about jellyfish.

stevo

7/12/2011, 11:25 AM

we don't call the ocean "pools" around here, silly. that must be a mississippi thing

3rdgensooner

7/12/2011, 11:25 AM

you don't have to worry about jellyfish.Is that a euphemism?

Mississippi Sooner

7/12/2011, 11:26 AM

I have peed in the Gulf of Mexico. Fact.

The

7/12/2011, 11:26 AM

I have peed in the Gulf of Mexico. Fact.

You're just as bad as BP.

Mississippi Sooner

7/12/2011, 11:27 AM

You're just as bad as BP.

Want to see my tar balls?

SoCaliSooner

7/12/2011, 11:28 AM

Is that a euphemism?

Jellyfish only appear during masturbation in the pool. Damn, I just realized my pool is the perfect place to make some bathtub cheese.

stevo

7/12/2011, 11:29 AM

over the line, smokey

The

7/12/2011, 11:31 AM

Relevant (http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html)

3rdgensooner

7/12/2011, 11:32 AM

Relevant (http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html)No way in hell am I clicking that.

Mississippi Sooner

7/12/2011, 11:33 AM

No way in hell am I clicking that.

I did, but got the hell out when I saw the phrase "banged up the butt."

oumartin

7/12/2011, 11:33 AM

I tried to tan my C@ck in hopes it would grow. :(

The

7/12/2011, 11:34 AM

No way in hell am I clicking that.

It's actually quite inspiring.