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DIB
7/11/2011, 05:06 PM
and queefs aren't?
Mongo
7/11/2011, 05:08 PM
the "road warrior" is pretty funny
Mjcpr
7/11/2011, 05:09 PM
Didn't we cover this last week?
Breadburner
7/11/2011, 05:13 PM
Timing is everything.....
My Opinion Matters
7/11/2011, 05:15 PM
I don't think I've ever queefed, so I'm not sure I can answer this.
cccasooner2
7/11/2011, 05:16 PM
I thought you said facts.
salth2o
7/11/2011, 05:17 PM
how many queefs have you heard?
GKeeper316
7/11/2011, 05:18 PM
stop it, sharon!
My Opinion Matters
7/11/2011, 05:19 PM
how many queefs have you heard?

I think we're up to 8 so far.
The Maestro
7/11/2011, 05:21 PM
I think queef benefits some from a really funny name.
SCOUT
7/11/2011, 05:35 PM
To don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to
http://www.thewrap.com/tv/column-post/louis-ck-daily-show-farts-are-funny-video
Sooner_Tuf
7/11/2011, 08:45 PM
Why are farts funny?

They aren't unless you are nine.
stevo
7/11/2011, 08:54 PM
sooner_tufpwn3d DIB!!!!!11!!
jk the sooner fan
7/11/2011, 08:57 PM
oh farts are very funny

at 9 or 49
jk the sooner fan
7/11/2011, 08:58 PM
queefs are just unfortunate
Romulus
7/11/2011, 09:13 PM
better question for MsProudsooner
KantoSooner
7/12/2011, 08:01 AM
The North American Association For Free Flatulence feels that matters of intestinal gas should be taken seriously and expressed proudly, but allows members and non-members alike to find humor where they may in their daily (crop dusting) walk through life.
tcrb
7/12/2011, 08:08 AM
Who says queefs aren't funny?
Pricetag
7/12/2011, 08:34 AM
It's the ripple. Are dog farts funny? Hell no. There's no ripple. Gotta have those butt cheeks.
picasso
7/12/2011, 08:42 AM
There's a town near Glenpool named Queefer.
jk the sooner fan
7/12/2011, 08:44 AM
its funny when my dogs fart because it always surprises them
Chuck Bao
7/12/2011, 11:28 AM
No, farts aren't funny.

Several years ago, I was telling the story over the interwebs of being on my bike in Bangkok and the traffic was so congested that I couldn't get through. I stood up on my bike and just let it rip, not caring if the car drivers saw it.

One of my internet friends who rides with a gang posted that it knew one member of the gang who had stomach gas and just kept riding with them despite the cramping and stomach pain. He died because his intestines exploded.

That's not funny.

If ya got gas, let it go. And, laugh about it if you must. That's funny.
dynersooner
7/12/2011, 11:33 AM
TUF FACEPALMED DIB!!!

then he palmed a fart, and threw it in rom's general direction.
texaspokieokie
7/12/2011, 11:36 AM
it's a matter of opinion.

i think farts are funny.
Canyonero
7/12/2011, 11:40 AM
all about timing
3rdgensooner
7/12/2011, 11:42 AM
It's kind of Three Stooges funny, which doesn't make me laugh. But more power to the rest of you'uns.
salth2o
7/12/2011, 12:22 PM
No, farts aren't funny.

Several years ago, I was telling the story over the interwebs of being on my bike in Bangkok and the traffic was so congested that I couldn't get through. I stood up on my bike and just let it rip, not caring if the car drivers saw it.

One of my internet friends who rides with a gang posted that it knew one member of the gang who had stomach gas and just kept riding with them despite the cramping and stomach pain. He died because his intestines exploded.

That's not funny.

If ya got gas, let it go. And, laugh about it if you must. That's funny.

I agree. At some point that gas will turn to poop. Let a fart rip, people laugh and forget about it in a few minutes. Poop your pants and people will talk about you for years.
oumartin
7/12/2011, 12:46 PM
I'm still curious why you say vaginal farts aren't funny? I'd be more likely to laugh at that then a anal fart. For one, the anal fart is likely to smell like.....well.....***.

while some vaginas might not smell great I've yet to encounter one that smelled worse than @ss.
thecynic
7/12/2011, 12:47 PM
what is it about hot wind rushing over sh%t that is funny?
oumartin
7/12/2011, 12:53 PM
I stood up on my bike and just let it rip,




I call B.S. my bet is you wouldn't even know you were farting.
jk the sooner fan
7/12/2011, 12:55 PM
if you arent using this
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4026/4692516058_443e9a3ced.jpg
farts are not nearly as funny
Mjcpr
7/12/2011, 12:58 PM
Several years ago, I was telling the story over the interwebs of being on my bike in Bangkok and the traffic was so congested that I couldn't get through. I stood up on my bike and just let it rip, not caring if the car drivers saw it.

WTF? How would anybody see you fart? :confused:


One of my internet friends who rides with a gang posted that it knew one member of the gang who had stomach gas and just kept riding with them despite the cramping and stomach pain. He died because his intestines exploded.

I can honestly say I have never, ever heard of this happening anywhere, ever. Maybe he had some kind of blockage or something but I don't think people normally explode due to lack of farting. Maybe there were lodged party favors or something. :confused:
jk the sooner fan
7/12/2011, 01:01 PM
i think if you use your fart box for "other things" - then yes, they're not nearly as funny
3rdgensooner
7/12/2011, 01:03 PM
Several years ago, I was telling the story over the interwebs of being on my bike in Bangkok and the traffic was so congested that I couldn't get through. I stood up on my bike and just let it rip, not caring if the car drivers saw it.
No offense Chuck, but that brought up Bikerfox imagery......in my mind.
Mississippi Sooner
7/12/2011, 01:04 PM
Not all farts are funny. Some old farts have no sense of humor at all.
oumartin
7/12/2011, 01:11 PM
Not all farts are funny. Some old farts have no sense of humor at all.

No need to drag moderators into this thread
Chuck Bao
7/12/2011, 01:37 PM
WTF? How would anybody see you fart? :confused:



I can honestly say I have never, ever heard of this happening anywhere, ever. Maybe he had some kind of blockage or something but I don't think people normally explode due to lack of farting. Maybe there were lodged party favors or something. :confused:

Well, the people in the cars probably saw it even if they didn't realize why I stood up, leaned forward and just let it rip.

Let me ask you something. Have you ever farted while riding a motorbike?

Honestly, I don't know and probably don't care to know the physiology of it. If you are sitting in a chair, don't you normally get up off your seat a bit or lean one way to pass gas?

No, I had never heard that before either. The guy who said it is a pretty good guy and I don't have any reason to dispute him. The lesson is still there. If you have gas, "it is better out than in". And, yeah I am now quoting Shrek.