Why Im still red?

[dynersooner]

Where can i see all the amazing neg spek ive been gotten?

please speak slowly. and carry your unusually small sticks...

[soonerchk]

Because I'm not powerful enough to unred you and/or I got bored trying and forgot?

[dynersooner]

ok, i just looked, adn i am 90% green, but it says i am -200,000, or something. Is this a personal attack on me by someone??? sure feels like it.

if this is a family baord, and i am all red, what will the children think!?!?!? this is TURRIBLE!!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not you, stu. think of 18 and over, only. kthxbi)

[3rdgensooner]

Mods, please move this to the Interesting Title thread.

TIA

[The]

Mods, please move this to the Interesting Title thread.

TIA

I knew you missed MODhood.

[3rdgensooner]

I knew you missed MODhood.You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

[Adrian]

It is not the amount of green you get, but the power in certain poster's red spekkers. Therein is the answer, grasshopper...

[The]

You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

But the power.... the sweet, sweet internet power....

[3rdgensooner]

But the power.... the sweet, sweet internet power....
Iknowryte? And the stupidity.... the sweet, sweet internet stupidity....

[dynersooner]

It is not the amount of green you get, but the power in certain poster's red spekkers. Therein is the answer, grasshopper...

i KNEW it was a personal attack!!!

[Adrian]

What is a sillet fryer?

[dynersooner]

What is a sillet fryer?

as teh.

(or ch or opus)

[soonerchk]

What is a sillet fryer?

What else would you fry a sillet in? A wok?

[The]

What else would you fry a sillet in? A wok?

That's just crazy talk.

[dynersooner]

That's just crazy talk.

some people, adn thier internet cliques...

Chaut, amiryte???

[Adrian]

as teh.

(or ch or opus)


Your typewriter all out of k's again?

[soonerchk]

Is Ch chk or chaut? Only one of those people gives a crap.

[dynersooner]

Is Ch chk or chaut? Only one of those people gives a crap.

its you.

OH HEY! you could be "Omlete Posse BIG Egg Layer'!!! teh, what say you!?!?!?!

[soonerchk]

its you.

OH HEY! you could be "Omlete Posse BIG Egg Layer'!!! teh, what say you!?!?!?!

I don't think I like your tone...

[dynersooner]

I don't think I like your tone...

PERSONAL ATTACK!!! my tone is mine, and mine alone!!!

[DIB]

its you.

OH HEY! you could be "Omlete Posse BIG Egg Layer'!!! teh, what say you!?!?!?!

DO IT!

[soonerloyal]

:pop:

[thecynic]

it's clear that no one likes you, mainly because "you're one of them"


or possibly you're being a jerkface i don't know.

[Jammin']

very un-Sooner of you to be bitching about being red. fag.

[soonerchk]

PERSONAL ATTACK!!! my tone is mine, and mine alone!!!

This? Right here? It's why you're red.


DO IT!

Not helping.

[The]

This? Right here? It's why you're red.



Not helping.


DO IT.

[thecynic]

very un-Sooner of you to be bitching about being red. fag.

there may be some actual fags on here so please tone it down. Pole smoker would be more politically correct.

[soonerchk]

Any chance you guys could quit being a$$holes for about 5 minutes?

[DIB]

DREWK IS GREEN!!!!!

[DIB]

Any chance you guys could quit being a$$holes for about 5 minutes?

That's a long time

[Jammin']

there may be some actual fags on here so please tone it down. Pole smoker would be more politically correct.

I thought fag stood for "five a goldenrings", like "lol" stands for "lepers a leapin" no?

OH! I see, yeah, I didn't mean it that way. I'm definitely embarrassed now.

[The]

Any chance you guys could quit being a$$holes for about 5 minutes?

You've known us for how long?

I am dissapoint.

[soonerchk]

You've known us for how long?

I am dissapoint.

Get Over It.

[The]

Get Over It.


MUhahahahahaa!!!

[dynersooner]

Only the whitest eggs will be fried on my sillet. DIB, we NEED your anus!!!

[DIB]

Only the whitest eggs will be fried on my sillet. DIB, we NEED your anus!!!

LOLWAT?

[Mongo]

I tried to get you green, but your are obviously a giant dickhole and waaaay beyond my help

[Romulus]

insert youtube video

[dynersooner]

MUhahahahahaa!!!


CH|<, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dynersooner]

LOLWAT?

your bleached anus can be teh official egg tester!!!

[The]

Somebody go bang Twiltron over the head and get him in line.

[dynersooner]

Somebody go bang Twiltron over the head and get him in line.

we do need an aggie eggie specialist...

[My Opinion Matters]

Somebody go bang Twiltron over the head and get him in line.

Do not want. Can't trust a black man with guns, even if they're pretend internet guns.

[The]

Do not want. Can't trust a black man with guns, even if they're pretend internet guns.

We make love, not war.

[Jammin']

Somebody go bang Twiltron over the head and get him in line.

psst, twiltron is a bot, so is his sf.com twin. pm shamp for detials.

[DIB]

your bleached anus can be teh official egg tester!!!

Su que?

[My Opinion Matters]

We make love, not war.

Can't be trusted with the wimmenz either.

[dynersooner]

Su que?

i LOLed. (but rilly. i did. like, fo rills!)

[soonerchk]

We make love, not war.

Wait, am I still the only girl type in this insane egg posse?

[DIB]

Wait, am I still the only girl type in this insane egg posse?

We are still waiting for Shamp to sign up

[Jammin']

Can't be trusted with the wimmenz either.

OK mother****er!!! That's enough right there!




Oh, wait, no that's actually true. nevermind, carry on.

[The]

Wait, am I still the only girl type in this insane egg posse?

Snack crackers and GigggityGiggityGiggity will be joining us shortly.

[soonerboomer93]

I tried to get you green, but your are obviously a giant dickhole and waaaay beyond my help

Generally, I'd be pretty obligated to neg him some more for bitching about being red :D

I might let it slide though

[soonerhubs]

:)

[thecynic]

Your'e green now. happy? Mods close this htread!

[DIB]

Snack crackers and GigggityGiggityGiggity will be joining us shortly.

What about Ghost of Stevero?

[soonerchk]

If you can get Giggity*3 to participate, I will do something outrageous and unexpected.

[The]

What about Ghost of Stevero?

Somebody go whack her in the head and get her over here.

[dynersooner]

soonerhubs is alright in my book.

[Jammin']

If you can get Giggity*3 to participate, I will do something outrageous and unexpected.

make sure you turn toward your window at some point too! tia.

[soonerchk]

make sure you turn toward your window at some point too! tia.

I can see the algae blooms from here, be careful!!111!

[The]

soonerhubs is alright in my book.

His dog frightens and confuses me.

[dynersooner]

His dog frightens and confuses me.

his dog is cool! back off!!!

[The]

If you can get Giggity*3 to participate, I will do something outrageous and unexpected.

I promised her Egg MOD.

[Jammin']

Am I cool yet or is there something else/different I can do to be even cooler? (probably not posseggble)

[The]

Am I cool yet or is there something else/different I can do to be even cooler? (probably not posseggble)

Nailed it.

[soonerchk]

I promised her Egg MOD.

Way to ruin this just like you ruined Survivor.

[The]

Way to ruin this just like you ruined Survivor.

Survivor was terrific.

We should do it again.

[thecynic]

Do I remember that at some point you sad sacks going to get a football game going?

[The]

Do I remember that at some point you sad sacks going to get a football game going?

There was a lot of alcohol involved in that. Then bjorn happened.

[DIB]

Can Agwa be the official drink of the Omelet Posse?

[The]

Can Agwa be the official drink of the Omelet Posse?

There really can't be any other.

[Jammin']

Can Agwa be the official drink of the Omelet Posse?

Yes. Can teh beastie boys "Egg Man" be named the official Omelet Posse anthem?

[soonerchk]

Can Agwa be the official drink of the Omelet Posse?

Out.

[DIB]

Out.

Did I say Agwa? I meant...um...Midori...

[Jammin']

Out.

Somebody needs to learn "posse control".





Oops, I did it again. (<--that might help?)

[The]

Yes. Can teh beastie boys "Egg Man" be named the official Omelet Posse anthem?

It shall be played at the beginning of all Official Posse bidness.

[DIB]

Egghead can be the official 1960's batman villain

[soonerchk]

Egghead can be the official 1960's batman villain

Go see if that stupid genie can figure that one out.

[The]

Egghead can be the official 1960's batman villain

This eggs the question:

Who had the better villans, Batman or Superman?

[DIB]

This eggs the question:

Who had the better villans, Batman or Superman?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Egghead_batman.jpg

[Ctina]

what the hell are you guys doing?

[soonerboomer93]

what the hell are you guys doing?

this is eggsactly what I was thinking

[Ctina]

Y'all are so cracked.

[SoonerofAlabama]

These comments are scrambling my brain.

[soonerchk]

Y'all are so cracked.

Official Egg Cracker?

[MamaMia]

I'm surprised that you are green after this thread. :D

[thecynic]

what the hell are you guys doing?

what does it look like?

[MamaMia]

what the hell are you guys doing? They're just yolking it up.

[soonerchk]

I'm surprised that you are green after this thread. :D

He wouldn't be if I controlled the spek.

[Breadburner]

He wouldn't be if I controlled the spek.

You controll all the spek and half the money......

[SoonerofAlabama]

If you can't laugh at this stuff, you are pretty hard-boiled.

[soonerchk]

You controll all the spek and half the money......

On tehdyner? If I controlled anything, I'd give him a K for his keyboard instead of a ]< like he has now.

[My Opinion Matters]

These constant egg puns are lame and eggsasperating.

[stevo]

I'm here. Now why am I here (has eggsistential questions)

[Peach Fuzz]

You're attracted to the egglomeration of tools

[C&CDean]

Dang, I got a big spekker.

[C&CDean]

er. eggzackery?

[StoopTroup]

what does it look like?

I was thinking you might be re-hydrating....

TtIG4TuVnvg

[MamaMia]

Dang, I got a big spekker.

It does gets bigger when you're speking yourself.

[tommieharris91]

All these threads about eggonomics are distracting me from the real fun.

[soonerhubs]

What was that stuff made in the movie, Earnest Goes to Camp?

[Mongo]

What was that stuff made in the movie, Earnest Goes to Camp?

eggseroneous

[soonerhubs]

eggseroneous

That's right! Thanks!

[Romulus]

why is Dyner red again?!?
This sheite has to stop NOW!!

[Ctina]

Official Egg Cracker?

Oh, I get to crack their eggs? Sign me up. Boys, get your cups ready, you might need them.




on edit: I've official joined. I may need clarification of my duties though. mwah-ha-ha

[dynersooner]

so im red again, with NO redspek anywhere on my user CP.

this is an all out personal attack by someone.

but who could make me red, but not give any red spek??? hhhmmmmmmmmm

[stevo]

but who could make me red, but not give any red spek??? hhhmmmmmmmmm


you shouldn't stand within 2 feet of socali. take this as a valuable lesson learned.

[soonerchk]

so im red again, with NO redspek anywhere on my user CP.

this is an all out personal attack by someone.

but who could make me red, but not give any red spek??? hhhmmmmmmmmm

I did it with my mind.

[Thaumaturge]

so im red again, with NO redspek anywhere on my user CP.

this is an all out personal attack by someone.

but who could make me red, but not give any red spek??? hhhmmmmmmmmm

Have you considered the possibility that you are colorblind? The simplest eggsplanation is usually the true one.

[sooner_born_1960]

Egghead can be the official 1960's batman villain

Huh?

[dynersooner]

Dang, I got a big spekker.


er. eggzackery?


Have you considered the possibility that you are colorblind? The simplest eggsplanation is usually the true one.

not colored blind. i see jammin everywhere. it was dean. hypocrisy is one of his most endearing qualities...