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DIB
7/11/2011, 10:04 AM
A pharmacist convicted of murder has been faking a broken back, an examination of jail X-rays found.

Jerome Jay Ersland, 59, of Chickasha, has worn a back brace for years and has been prescribed powerful medication for pain. He told the police and news media he suffers from an inoperable back injury.




Sentencing Monday for Oklahoma pharmacist Jerome...
07/11/2011
Sentencing is set for an Oklahoma pharmacist convicted of first-degree murder for the shooting death of a teenager who tried to rob the south Oklahoma City...

X-rays of his back were taken after he was incarcerated at Oklahoma County jail May 26. A radiologist who examined the X-rays reported none of his vertebrae were fractured, sources told The Oklahoman.

The doctor concluded Ersland has modest osteoarthritis of the spine, The Oklahoman learned. That is a condition men about his age often endure.
Also, medical workers at the jail reported seeing Ersland walking a hall there, at times, without his back brace. A nurse reported seeing Ersland, while without his brace, pick something up off the floor without problem.




Read more: http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-pharmacist-convicted-of-murder-faked-back-injury-examination-finds/article/3584416#ixzz1RoEpqEjc


I'm sure many of you will find a way to continue to defend this drug addict and murderer, despite all the evidence that has accumulated against him.

Jammin'
7/11/2011, 10:07 AM
wait, wait wait, so faking a back injury to secure good drugs is BAD? I'm asking for a friend.

OUDoc
7/11/2011, 10:08 AM
As much as I think he's an incredibly strange man, a fractured vertebrae isn't the only source of back pain.

jk the sooner fan
7/11/2011, 10:11 AM
As much as I think he's an incredibly strange man, a fractured vertebrae isn't the only source of back pain.

what are you....some kind of doctor or something?

OhU1
7/11/2011, 10:18 AM
It seems pretty clear to me that Ersland has mental issues. When I watched the police interview video on the Oklahoman website last month my first impression of Ersland was that he seemed rather simple, almost child like in the way he spoke.

Ersland could have come across more sympathetic to a jury had they seen he is not playing with a full deck, but he came to work doing the best he could and got overwhelmed by fear and confusion during the robbery. I wouldn't have a hard time buying that. His defense did him a disservice IMO.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 10:19 AM
Ersland is the Anthony of the Bible Belt...

DIB
7/11/2011, 10:20 AM
As much as I think he's an incredibly strange man, a fractured vertebrae isn't the only source of back pain.

I agree, but on several occasions Ersland claimed to have a broken back, not just back pain.

The
7/11/2011, 10:25 AM
I think the drug addiction is the most probable cause of the erratic behavior.

Howzit
7/11/2011, 10:25 AM
As much as I think he's an incredibly strange man, a fractured vertebrae isn't the only source of back pain.

I'll listen to your back advice when you get a chiropractor degree.

Howzit
7/11/2011, 10:26 AM
I think the drug addiction is the most probable cause of the erratic behavior.

:les: I WILL SLAP YOU WITH A CHICKEN!!!

OutlandTrophy
7/11/2011, 10:26 AM
he was in my Uncle's class in school. He said Jerome has always been off. I think they were on the same T ball team.

Mjcpr
7/11/2011, 10:26 AM
I'll listen to your back advice when you get a chiropractor degree.

I am not a proctologist though. :confused:

Howzit
7/11/2011, 10:28 AM
I am not a proctologist though. :confused:

You're not a sweatyballologist either but you gargle them just fine.

Mjcpr
7/11/2011, 10:29 AM
You're not a sweatyballologist either but you gargle them just fine.

That is exactly my point so you should listen to OUDoc.

Again, it is a good thing you are strikingly handsome.

oumartin
7/11/2011, 10:31 AM
didnt' this use to be a "family" board?

Romulus
7/11/2011, 10:32 AM
Ersland is the Anthony of the Bible Belt...

You'd let Ersland give you a bj?

The
7/11/2011, 10:34 AM
didnt' this use to be a "family" board?


You'd let Ersland give you a bj?


It did?

Funnies.

mgsooner
7/11/2011, 10:34 AM
didnt' this use to be a "family" board?

It did?

Mongo
7/11/2011, 10:35 AM
didnt' this use to be a "family" board?

you let your sons read this drivel?:D

DIB
7/11/2011, 10:36 AM
didnt' this use to be a "family" board?

I blame those OUI wastrels

Midtowner
7/11/2011, 10:38 AM
As much as I think he's an incredibly strange man, a fractured vertebrae isn't the only source of back pain.

He does have mild osteoporosis, but that's about all that's physically wrong with him.

As far as his similarities to Casey Anthony, there aren't many except that the jury got it right in both cases based on the evidence in front of them.

In Ersland's case, there was a video of the actual killing, multiple statements by Erlsand after the fact, which all turned out to be false. It was an easy murder 1 conviction based on the evidence presented (or rather, not presented by the defense). I agree, the defense having five lawyers and ZERO expert witnesses is absolutely insane. I understand them not putting Ersland on the stand, but they should have told him from day one to STFU. You would think that after all of the high profile cases Box has tried, that he'd be able to understand the P.R. aspects and other risks about talking to the media prior to trial--guess not. They basically put all of their eggs in the jury nullification basket and it backfired.

In Anthony's case, there were false statements, but absolutely no direct forensic evidence to even suggest what kind of crime (if any) took place. The jury followed the law, and acquitted because the state hadn't met its burden.

jk the sooner fan
7/11/2011, 10:47 AM
didnt' this use to be a "family" board?

butt plugs for everybody!!!!!!

DIB
7/11/2011, 10:49 AM
butt plugs for everybody!!!!!!

Only if they are artistic and classy

3rdgensooner
7/11/2011, 10:52 AM
If by family board, you mean constant references to poop, taking it in the pooper, and you-like-cack jokes, then yes.

The
7/11/2011, 10:53 AM
cack

Explain.

87sooner
7/11/2011, 10:54 AM
He does have mild osteoporosis, but that's about all that's physically wrong with him.

As far as his similarities to Casey Anthony, there aren't many except that the jury got it right in both cases based on the evidence in front of them.

In Ersland's case, there was a video of the actual killing, multiple statements by Erlsand after the fact, which all turned out to be false. It was an easy murder 1 conviction based on the evidence presented (or rather, not presented by the defense). I agree, the defense having five lawyers and ZERO expert witnesses is absolutely insane. I understand them not putting Ersland on the stand, but they should have told him from day one to STFU. You would think that after all of the high profile cases Box has tried, that he'd be able to understand the P.R. aspects and other risks about talking to the media prior to trial--guess not. They basically put all of their eggs in the jury nullification basket and it backfired.

In Anthony's case, there were false statements, but absolutely no direct forensic evidence to even suggest what kind of crime (if any) took place. The jury followed the law, and acquitted because the state hadn't met its burden.

wrong....

if a person minding his own business.....in his place of business/home can go from innocent to guilty of premeditated murder in a span of a couple of minutes...something is terribly wrong with our laws...

3rdgensooner
7/11/2011, 10:55 AM
Explain.c o c k is filtered. So I used cack in its place.



[insert cack in its place joke]

The
7/11/2011, 10:56 AM
c o c k is filtered. So I used cack in its place.



[insert cack in its place joke]


You've got dirty fingers.

3rdgensooner
7/11/2011, 10:57 AM
You've got dirty fingers.They're actually quite clean and french manicured.

The
7/11/2011, 10:58 AM
They're actually quite clean and french manicured.

Yeah, but they're whores.

jk the sooner fan
7/11/2011, 10:59 AM
Only if they are artistic and classy

you say you're new here? liar.....

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 11:01 AM
You'd let Ersland give you a bj?

Ersland > Nancy grace.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 11:02 AM
He does have mild osteoporosis, but that's about all that's physically wrong with him.

As far as his similarities to Casey Anthony, there aren't many except that the jury got it right in both cases based on the evidence in front of them.

In Ersland's case, there was a video of the actual killing, multiple statements by Erlsand after the fact, which all turned out to be false. It was an easy murder 1 conviction based on the evidence presented (or rather, not presented by the defense). I agree, the defense having five lawyers and ZERO expert witnesses is absolutely insane. I understand them not putting Ersland on the stand, but they should have told him from day one to STFU. You would think that after all of the high profile cases Box has tried, that he'd be able to understand the P.R. aspects and other risks about talking to the media prior to trial--guess not. They basically put all of their eggs in the jury nullification basket and it backfired.

In Anthony's case, there were false statements, but absolutely no direct forensic evidence to even suggest what kind of crime (if any) took place. The jury followed the law, and acquitted because the state hadn't met its burden.

told ya...

SoCaliSooner
7/11/2011, 11:03 AM
They're actually quite clean and french manicured.

You know just how to get a man aroused....aroused enough to put in the Asian midget double amputee porn.

DIB
7/11/2011, 11:07 AM
You know just how to get a man aroused....aroused enough to put in the Asian midget double amputee porn.

They are like a self lubricating fleshlight

Romulus
7/11/2011, 11:09 AM
You've got dirty fingers.

Cause she puts them in her passy

mgsooner
7/11/2011, 11:11 AM
This has officially gotten out of hand.

The
7/11/2011, 11:12 AM
This has officially gotten out of hand.

And we'll be lucky to live through it.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 11:16 AM
This has officially gotten out of hand.

are you saying it was a handful before???

DIB
7/11/2011, 11:19 AM
are you saying it was a handful before???

I think he is referring to a western handjob.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 11:27 AM
I think he is referring to a western handjob.

oh. one person wears deerskin gloves. the other arseless chapps. both MUST wear a 10 galloon hat (for obvious reasons)...

47straight
7/11/2011, 11:36 AM
I'm curious why DIB isn't up in arms over the release of someone's personal medical information without their consent. I would have figured him for a right-to-privacy kind of guy.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 11:38 AM
I'm curious why DIB isn't up in arms over the release of someone's personal medical information without their consent. I would have figured him for a right-to-privacy kind of gay.

PEJORATIVE!!!

(butnot personal attack. DIB is cool like that.)

Midtowner
7/11/2011, 12:13 PM
wrong....

if a person minding his own business.....in his place of business/home can go from innocent to guilty of premeditated murder in a span of a couple of minutes...something is terribly wrong with our laws...

If they actually commit premeditated murder, then it would seem our laws are just fine.

pphilfran
7/11/2011, 12:33 PM
:pop:

Wishboned
7/11/2011, 12:49 PM
wrong....

if a person minding his own business.....in his place of business/home can go from innocent to guilty of premeditated murder in a span of a couple of minutes...something is terribly wrong with our laws...

Premeditation does not have a time span attached to it.

The time spent walking to the back to get another gun to shoot the thief with was long enough to deliberate on his actions.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 12:59 PM
Premeditation does not have a time span attached to it.

The time spent walking to the back to get another gun to shoot the thief with was long enough to deliberate on his actions.

but what if he was already dead? or worse yet, what if he were still alive, and had a gun in his waistband?

soonerboomer93
7/11/2011, 01:43 PM
are you saying it was a handful before???

I nice handful is fun

mgsooner
7/11/2011, 01:46 PM
but what if he was already dead? or worse yet, what if he were still alive, and had a gun in his waistband?

What if "he" were actually a Cyberdine Systems T-800 that Skynet had sent from the future?

The
7/11/2011, 01:50 PM
What if "he" were actually a Cyberdine Systems T-800 that Skynet had sent from the future?

We're through the looking glass here, people...

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 01:51 PM
We're through the looking glass here, people...

is that like jumped the shark?

The
7/11/2011, 01:52 PM
is that like jumped the shark?

Ehhhhhhh.....

3rdgensooner
7/11/2011, 01:57 PM
Ehhhhhhh.....Is that like Meh?

The
7/11/2011, 01:58 PM
Is that like Meh?
http://bartletthighlanders.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fonzi1.jpg:mad:

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 03:04 PM
:mad:

is that like "i have to poop very badly"???

The
7/11/2011, 03:05 PM
is that like "i have to poop very badly"???

It's a shame to poop badly.
You only have so many poops in your lifetime. It's a shame not to do something as important as pooping as well as you can.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 03:07 PM
It's a shame to poop badly.
You only have so many poops in your lifetime. It's a shame not to do something as important as pooping as well as you can.

btw, 'grats on becomng the omelet posse egg wrangler!!!

The
7/11/2011, 03:07 PM
btw, 'grats on becomng the omelet posse egg wrangler!!!

Sweet, huh?

Wanna join?

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 03:10 PM
Sweet, huh?

Wanna join?

DO I!?!?! EFF YES I DO!!!

can i be cheif sillet fryer, or somesuch???

The
7/11/2011, 03:11 PM
DO I!?!?! EFF YES I DO!!!

can i be cheif sillet fryer, or somesuch???

Thou shalt be cheif sillet fryer or somesuch of the Omelete Posse

StoopTroup
7/11/2011, 03:12 PM
what are you....some kind of doctor or something?

Naw.....he's just a meth head. :rolleyes:

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 03:22 PM
Naw.....he's just a meth head. :rolleyes:

how much oxycotin is in a typical batch of meth? im asking for a friend. (we're friends, right?)

Sooner_Tuf
7/11/2011, 03:25 PM
I know when I want expert medical advice I would look to the County Jail to provide it.

The State is doing everything they can to "sell" the prosecution and conviction of Jerome Ersland. They are just making Ersland look like he might be mentally ill which makes this conviction even more wrong.

Next thing they will do is mention a "rumor" that Ersland might have had improper relations with a child. Gotta love it.

dynersooner
7/11/2011, 03:28 PM
I know when I want expert medical advice I would look to the County Jail to provide it.

The State is doing everything they can to "sell" the prosecution and conviction of Jerome Ersland. They are just making Ersland look like he might be mentally ill which makes this conviction even more wrong.

Next thing they will do is mention a "rumor" that Ersland might have had improper relations with a child. Gotta love it.

well, he DID bend over to pick up something off the floor without his backbrace properly in place, sooooo....