I must be getting better looking with age

[oumartin]

Recently I've noticed that when I am stopped at red lights I get more and more looks from the ladies. I often try to use my time wisely at red lights and pluck unwanted nose and ear hairs or floss my teeth but out of the corner of my eye I can't help but notice all the people looking.


I must be like a fine wine

[stevo]

or hideous. i often stare at the dregs of the earth...makes me feel prettier.

[ouduckhunter]

Post a pic or video and let the fine ladies of SoonerFans decide! ;)

[3rdgensooner]

or hideous. i often stare at the dregs of the earth...makes me feel prettier.
Oh, I thought you were admiring me.

[thecynic]

dude, that's dementia setting in.

[tator]

Paranoia, paranoia everybody's coming to get me....

[Sooner_Tuf]

Recently I've noticed that when I am stopped at red lights I get more and more looks from the ladies. I often try to use my time wisely at red lights and pluck unwanted nose and ear hairs or floss my teeth but out of the corner of my eye I can't help but notice all the people looking.


I must be like a fine wine

Well that or they have heard the stories circulating recently.

[cccasooner2]

Post a pic or video and let the fine ladies of SoonerFans decide! ;)

Video would be best, I think we all could learn something about the latest in booger-picking, nose-hair pulling, and ear-wax removal techniques.

[Skysooner]

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can