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OutlandTrophy
7/8/2011, 09:50 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/new-mexico/nipple-rippler-pleads-guilty-071943


New Mexico woman arrested for twisting off her daughter-in-law's nipple during a drunken brawl last year will avoid jail in a plea deal approved by her injured kin.

Amilia Oveide, 46, copped to an aggravated battery charge and was ordered to pay Marie Cadney’s medical bills (which totaled about $10,000). Cadney, 30, is the wife of Oveide’s son. Oveide, whose rap sheet includes a pair of felony convictions, was sentenced to three years probation as part of her July 1 plea agreement.

As detailed in a Las Cruces Police Department report guaranteed to make you wince, Cadney and the Oveides had “been drinking most of the night” on December 12 when an argument between mother and son became “very intense.”

Cadney told cops she sought to separate the duo, but began arguing with her mother-in-law. That is when Oveide “grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple,” said Cadney. Oveide, pictured in the above mug shot, let go only after her daughter-in-law began punching her in the face.

After physically removing Oveide from the apartment, Cadney felt fluid on her right breast, and noticed that there was blood on her shirt. According to the police report, “When she untucked her shirt she stated her nipple fell on the floor. She stated she picked it up, put into a bag securing it.”

Despite this unsettling discovery, Cadney waited two hours before deciding “she needed to go to the hospital,” where a doctor performed a reattachment procedure.

jk the sooner fan
7/8/2011, 09:54 AM
nipple re-attachment

i want to be that doctor

SoonerBK
7/8/2011, 09:56 AM
Would that be a New Mexico Tittie Twister?

OUMallen
7/8/2011, 09:57 AM
nipple re-attachment

i want to be that doctor

No you don't.

3rdgensooner
7/8/2011, 10:03 AM
Wow, ouch.

XingTheRubicon
7/8/2011, 10:03 AM
twisting off her daughter-in-law's nipple during a drunken brawl


pretty much a perfect grouping of words

rekamrettuB
7/8/2011, 10:35 AM
Tune in Tokyo.


4wrL9z3Kvww

Breadburner
7/8/2011, 10:41 AM
I wonder if she was related to that guy in Okc....??

the-rover
7/8/2011, 10:47 AM
purple nurple

soonerchk
7/8/2011, 10:49 AM
Couldn't even read this.

mgsooner
7/8/2011, 10:52 AM
Ack!

Viking Kitten
7/8/2011, 11:56 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/ameliaoveide2.jpg

She looks to be very proud of her nipple ripping skills.

jumperstop
7/8/2011, 12:01 PM
Nipples come off?

yermom
7/8/2011, 12:15 PM
i guess i haven't been trying hard enough

rekamrettuB
7/8/2011, 12:17 PM
I thought this was going to be about Casey Anthony.

ouduckhunter
7/8/2011, 12:20 PM
OMG, this takes trashiness and drunkeness to a whole new level! I cannot even imagine something like this happening....

Viking Kitten
7/8/2011, 12:22 PM
You clearly have not seen "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia."

soonerchk
7/8/2011, 01:00 PM
Nipples come off?

Just like penises.

picasso
7/8/2011, 01:03 PM
Nipples come off?

:D

MR2-Sooner86
7/8/2011, 03:04 PM
Just like penises.

There's a difference between come off and get off.

3rdgensooner
7/8/2011, 03:05 PM
There's a difference between come off and get off.Which is also relevant to nipples (at least of the female variety).

Viking Kitten
7/8/2011, 03:12 PM
I wonder if they could reattach with velcro. That would be cool at parties and stuff.

soonerchk
7/8/2011, 03:14 PM
There's a difference between come off and get off.

Talk to John and Lorena Bobbitt about that.

stevo
7/8/2011, 03:22 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/new-mexico/nipple-rippler-pleads-guilty-071943


parent/teacher conferences with your spelling teacher had to be ackward