Stress is a bitch... [Archive] - SoonerFans.com Message Boards

Cheez-It

7/6/2011, 03:42 PM

I just ate an entire package of these:

http://www.sweetgourmet.com/Assets/ProductImages/CandyBoxes/fer_rondnoir300.jpg

I'm also going to hell...but for different reasons.

Is it Friday yet??

My Opinion Matters

7/6/2011, 03:43 PM

It is Wednesday.

You're welcome.

WichitaSooner

7/6/2011, 03:43 PM

I just ate an entire package of these:

http://www.sweetgourmet.com/Assets/ProductImages/CandyBoxes/fer_rondnoir300.jpg

I'm also going to hell...but for different reasons.

Is it Friday yet??

A WHOLE package????? You must be rich.

SoonerofAlabama

7/6/2011, 03:44 PM

Cheez-It

7/6/2011, 03:46 PM

A WHOLE package????? You must be rich.

I am rich. :D

SoCaliSooner

7/6/2011, 03:49 PM

Share with us the reasons for your stress, so we may offer advice and assistance.

That always works.

Curly Bill

7/6/2011, 03:49 PM

Cheez-It

7/6/2011, 03:50 PM

Share with us the reasons for your stress, so we may offer advice and assistance.

That always works.

Yes...I was JUST THINKING that I should spill my life onto SoonerFans. Talking to internet folks worked out so well for me before!! :eek:

SoCaliSooner

7/6/2011, 03:52 PM

Yes...I was JUST THINKING that I should spill my life onto SoonerFans. Talking to internet folks worked out so well for me before!! :eek:

Don't give us your name and only use generics. You should be fine.

[dyner] doooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt[dyner]

Cheez-It

7/6/2011, 03:54 PM

Don't give us your name and only use generics. You should be fine.

[dyner] doooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt[dyner]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does everyone else do for stress relief?

Run?
Boxing?
Sex?
Chocolate??

My Opinion Matters

7/6/2011, 03:55 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does everyone else do for stress relief?

Run?
Boxing?
Sex?
Chocolate??

All of these, simultaneously.

SoonerofAlabama

7/6/2011, 03:55 PM

Too blessed to be stressed. Live for the moment
-Kenny Stills

3rdgensooner

7/6/2011, 03:57 PM

All of these, simultaneously.Get out of my head!

My Opinion Matters

7/6/2011, 04:00 PM

Get out of my head!

No.

3rdgensooner

7/6/2011, 04:01 PM

No.You may live to regret that, but ok.

My Opinion Matters

7/6/2011, 04:04 PM

You may live to regret that, but ok.

Your brain is like the woods...mysterious, and full of wolves.

tator

7/6/2011, 04:05 PM

I'm also going to hell...but for different reasons.

Wanna add some more reasons to that? :hot:

3rdgensooner

7/6/2011, 04:06 PM

The real wolves, not the shirt wolves.

SoCaliSooner

7/6/2011, 04:07 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does everyone else do for stress relief?

Run?
Boxing?
Sex?
Chocolate??

Surf...and masturbate to dolphin porn...

SoonerofAlabama

7/6/2011, 04:09 PM

Your brain is like the woods...mysterious, and full of wolves.

I expected something about poop in this.

DIB

7/6/2011, 04:10 PM

I hear that beating your children is a good stress reliever.

SoonerofAlabama

7/6/2011, 04:10 PM

Not for the child.

soonerchk

7/6/2011, 04:12 PM

I think I'm going home and eating a cake.

Mongo

7/6/2011, 04:13 PM

I think I'm going home and eating a cake.

pie>cake

Cheez-It

7/6/2011, 04:13 PM

Wanna add some more reasons to that? :hot:

http://rlv.zcache.com/how_you_doin_card-p137223592450882994qi0i_400.jpg

tommieharris91

7/6/2011, 04:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does everyone else do for stress relief?

Run?
Boxing?
Sex?
Chocolate??

If I ever become a hit music performer, I'm naming my first album Running, Boxing, Sex, and Chocolate.

3rdgensooner

7/6/2011, 04:16 PM

I'm going to visit a friend (yes, I have one), perhaps have a spot of wine, spin a yarn or two, and try not to stress anybody out in the process.

soonerchk

7/6/2011, 04:16 PM

pie>cake

But I have cake at home. If I run out, I'm going straight to cobbler.

Mongo

7/6/2011, 04:17 PM

pour the cobbler on the cake

tator

7/6/2011, 04:17 PM

I'm going to visit a friend (yes, I have one), perhaps have a spot of wine, spin a yarn or two, and try not to stress anybody out in the process.
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

3rdgensooner

7/6/2011, 04:18 PM

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?Supposebly

The

7/6/2011, 04:19 PM

I masturbate furiously to ST's inane ramblings.

soonerchk

7/6/2011, 04:20 PM

pour the cobbler on the cake

Silly. Ice cream goes on cobbler.

jk the sooner fan

7/6/2011, 04:20 PM

I just wanted to post in this thread

Mongo

7/6/2011, 04:21 PM

I just wanted to post in this thread

you are eating a tub of frosting right now due to stress, arent you?

The

7/6/2011, 04:21 PM

I just wanted to post in this thread

Correction. I am now masturbating furiously to just.

soonerchk

7/6/2011, 04:21 PM

you are eating a tub of frosting right now due to stress, arent you?

Oh dayum. Maybe I should stop at the store.

My Opinion Matters

7/6/2011, 04:21 PM

you are eating a tub of frosting right now due to stress, arent you?

Oh, that ain't frosting.

jk the sooner fan

7/6/2011, 04:25 PM

Correction. I am now masturbating furiously to just.

Was I good for you too?

The

7/6/2011, 04:25 PM

Was I good for you too?

Only when I began to picture you crying.

My Opinion Matters

7/6/2011, 04:27 PM

I relieve stress by spending my weekends in landfills looking for discarded titty mags.

Mongo

7/6/2011, 04:28 PM

I beat up panhandlers

soonerboomer93

7/6/2011, 04:29 PM

pie>cake

i know i'm a fan of pie eating

soonerboomer93

7/6/2011, 04:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does everyone else do for stress relief?

Run?
Boxing?
Sex?
Chocolate??

this list lacks drinking heavily

IndySooner

7/6/2011, 04:53 PM

Yes...I was JUST THINKING that I should spill my life onto SoonerFans. Talking to internet folks worked out so well for me before!! :eek:

Internet sex chat turned into meeting up, hooking up, etc. Now you're in deep, huh? Yep. I'd be stressed if I were you, too!

NormanPride

7/6/2011, 04:56 PM

pour the cobbler on the cake
I envisioned this as a Silence of the Lambs style statement.

It pours the cobbler on the cake!

Mongo

7/6/2011, 05:02 PM

I envisioned this as a Silence of the Lambs style statement.

It pours the cobbler on the cake!

PUT THE ****ING COBBLER ON THE CAKE!!!!!

SoCaliSooner

7/6/2011, 05:14 PM

I masturbate furiously

Is there any other way to masturbate?

yermom

7/6/2011, 05:43 PM

Silly. Ice cream goes on cobbler.

i'm not sure why the cobbler can't then go on the cake

jk the sooner fan

7/6/2011, 06:08 PM

Only when I began to picture you crying.

i frequently cry for men with tiny wieners....hopefully medical technology can help you in the very near future

stevo

7/6/2011, 07:39 PM

cake blows.

Mongo

7/6/2011, 07:40 PM

cake blows.

what if it was topped with cobbler?

stevo

7/6/2011, 07:47 PM

...tough. I would...eat the cobbler and then throw the cake on the floor

just...to be...an a**hole..

Mongo

7/6/2011, 07:50 PM

you are not invited to any of my cobbler on cake parties

ever

stevo

7/6/2011, 07:56 PM

never ever?

Mongo

7/6/2011, 07:58 PM

never ever?

NEVER EVER

soonerboomer93

7/6/2011, 08:21 PM

I would be too upset, mongo normally includes some mixture of exlax, roofs, and Viagra in his cakes

stevo

7/6/2011, 08:21 PM

stings..

*points to heart*

stings, mongo..

Mongo

7/6/2011, 08:49 PM

not my fault you are a cake throwing heathen.

now if you blow those smoke rings at the party like you know how, I might reconsider

stevo

7/6/2011, 09:09 PM

costs extra.

SoonerofAlabama

7/6/2011, 09:10 PM

You know whats good for stress?...

If you lick my bung hole. :D

stevo

7/6/2011, 09:16 PM

You know whats good for stress?...

If you lick my bung hole. :D

wow. way to make things weird..

swardboy

7/6/2011, 09:17 PM

And that concludes this evening's performance of "Stress Is A Bitch".

GKeeper316

7/6/2011, 11:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does everyone else do for stress relief?

Run?
Boxing?
Sex?
Chocolate??

weed.

and hookers.

StoopTroup

7/6/2011, 11:49 PM

Transcendental Meditation and Yogic Flying

http://www.natgeoprogramming.com/images/programmes/iir-superhumans.jpg
http://www.andriewongso.com/photopenulis/bc536.JPG

GKeeper316

7/6/2011, 11:54 PM

Transcendental Meditation

http://www.natgeoprogramming.com/images/programmes/iir-superhumans.jpg

ya i did mescaline too once in the 90s.

StoopTroup

7/6/2011, 11:55 PM

ya i did mescaline too once in the 90s.

That stuff is poison and will not lead to to true oneness with the World Around you.