TFRW "world class idiot"

[budbarrybob]

Shaggy bevo (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/92493-roy-williams-world-class-idiot) Well news that we've know for years...

[badger]

TFRW has already moved on, hehe:
http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20110705-ns_17cowboysvikings43_16363703.jpg.ece/BINARY/w620x413/NS_17COWBOYSVIKINGS43_16363703.JPG

[delhalew]

Lmao. What a fool.

[Boomer.....]

Mailing a marriage proposal?

Wow

[Mississippi Sooner]

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. How could anybody think that was a good idea?

[LVSOONER15]

And some money to pay the bills, wow. This guy is a joke.

[JLEW1818]

0-4
0 TDs

[rekamrettuB]

You think he put this at the bottom of the letter?

_____ YES _____ NO _____ MAYBE

[Wishboned]

What the story doesn't tell you is that he originally just sent her a text with a picture of the ring.

[sooner ngintunr]

What the story doesn't tell you is that he originally just sent her a text with a picture of the ring.

And when she didn't respond he thought, "I'll just mail it to her along with some cash. Thats bound to work." Brilliant!

[3rdgensooner]

That is damn near pathetic.

[OUMallen]

What the story doesn't tell you is that he originally just sent her a text with a picture of the ring.

What was the ring on? :confused:

[sappstuf]

Mailing a marriage proposal?

Wow

To be fair, he has been mailing it in for years.....

[rekamrettuB]

I wonder if he told Dez Bryant to carry the letter for him.

[Wishboned]

What was the ring on? :confused:

Representative Weiner was modeling it.

[sooner_born_1960]

shaggybevo is blocked at my work. Can you people post some quotes from the story?

TIA

[SoonerPride]

shaggybevo is blocked at my work. Can you people post some quotes from the story?

TIA

Have no fear. The Shaggy Bevo thread is just a link to this DMN article:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20110705-after-marriage-proposal-by-mail-goes-wrong-cowboys_roy-williams-wants-his-ring-back.ece


"Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams is on a quest for a ring. Well, make that two rings.

Along with the jewelry given at the end of each season to the Super Bowl champions, the former Longhorn and current Cowboy standout has his eye on some other jewelry -- an engagement ring he offered earlier this year.

According to a story from OAOnline.com, Williams filed a lawsuit last week asking for the ring he offered to former Miss Texas USA Brooke Daniels, which is reportedly valued at $76,000.

According to a court affidavit signed by Williams, he sent the ring in the mail to Daniels along with a recorded proposal. The proposal came as a pre-Valentine's Day surprise along with $5,000 for bills and a baseball for Daniels' brother. Daniels rejected the proposal and failed to return the ring, according to the affidavit.

Daniels reportedly told Williams she lost the ring, but according to an investigation from Williams' insurance company, the ring is in the possession of Daniels' father Michael, who is also listed as a defendant on the lawsuit.

Both Williams and Daniels declined comment in the OAOnline story, but Michael discussed some details on Williams' relationship with his daughter. He claimed Williams eventually told his daughter to keep the ring, but said he'll return the ring to avoid a lawsuit.

“He said (to Brooke Daniels), ‘I'm not like a lot of people, I don’t want the ring back. You'll eventually come back to me,' and she didn't,” Michael Daniels claimed in the article."

[OUster]

Just...WOW...wow...I can't think of anything else to say after reading that. That right there is a "grade A, prime choice cut" of idiot!

[OutlandTrophy]

Uhhh guys. Brooke Daniels is a white chick. I don't believe this story.

[insuranceman_22]

I don't care who you are (except Roy), that's some funny Shizzz!

[TahoeSOONER]

No snail mail Roy, denied everytime. I sent a falcon with a ring and have been suffering for eight years now! Wish that bird would've got lost.

[badger]

The story of the fake Roy Williams:

TFRW continued Detroit's proud tradition of drafting wide receivers much higher than the team should, and Detroit did not disappoint naysayers, drafting yet another receiver higher than they should the next year (USC's Mike Williams).

TFRW lucked into the Pro Bowl because the real Pro Bowler suffered an injury. He was so valuable to Detroit that they traded him to Dallas about one offseason after his lucked-into Pro Bowl.

TFRW saw this as an opportunity to test the gullibility of fans.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/072/279/105134622_display_image.jpg

Surely Dallas Cowboys fans are also Texas fans, and they'll cheer for me regardless of how much I underperform if I just throw a Hook em every so often, TFRW thought.

He also tested the gullibility of Jerry Jones. Surely he doesn't know that I was only an alternate to the Pro Bowl and thinks I was a real Pro Bowler, TFRW thought.

JJ signed him immediately to a 6-year, $54 million contract after giving Detroit, first, third and sixth round picks for his overrated arse. TFRW, in turn, gave JJ and Cowboy fans one touchdown, and 19 caught passes for 198 yards that inaugural Cowboy season.

The Cowboys were so disappointed in that 2008 showing that their site has not added his 2010 statistics... even though it is now 2011. So... going to NFL.com for that...

2009: 38 catches for 596 yards and 7 touchdowns.
2010: 37 catches for 530 yards and 5 touchdowns.

http://static.sportsuntapped.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/roy-williams-boys.jpg

No, Roy, you have to hold up TWO fingers to do Hook em... oh, we you trying to catch the ball with one finger?!?!?! What do they teach you in Austin... :mack:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B6xbwNqPVfQ/SyuG8Vl920I/AAAAAAAAAPY/jGc4AOaiPuM/s320/roy-williams-vs-packers.jpg
No, Roy, to catch the ball, the ball has to go INSIDE your hands, not the outside, INSIDE.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0819/nfl_a_bryant11_300.jpg

Carry my shoulder pads, rookie... and also carry the entire team's receiving responsibilities with Miles Austin. I'm busy collecting my $54 million paychecks.

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/roy-williams-doesnt-suck.jpg

Aww, Roy is visiting the elderly! Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all... oh wait, this is the real Roy Williams.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Roy+Williams+Dallas+Cowboys+v+Green+Bay+Packers+eB nOVqc6Pbvl.jpg

Dropsie, dropsie!

THE END.

[tfoolry]

He would've proposed in person, but he was afraid he would drop & lose the ring.

[soonerchk]

So seriously. Had he ever even met the girl, or was this his way of introducing himself?


Idiot.

[Wishboned]

I wonder if this applies:


Federal law requires the sender of an unordered item sent through the mail to mark the package "Free Sample." (The law permits charities to send you Easter Seals, Hanukkah candles, and the like, and ask for a contribution.) Consumers who receive unordered merchandise in the mail should consider it a gift. They have no obligation to pay for the merchandise, and they may keep it. Sending you a bill for such merchandise may be mail fraud, which is a federal crime.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Dumb. I don't think a woman finds that charming even if they know the guy. What did he expect to happen?

[TheLadiesMike]

From the DMN:

This dude mails it in on game day too.

-claymore 11:57 AM on 7/6/2011

[Jacie]

There are laws to cover this sort of thing. Unfortunately, they vary from state to state. In general, however, an engagement ring is considered a conditional gift, one that should be returned to the purchaser in the event the marriage never occurs. There are other considerations that do not apply here, such as, did one party cheat on the other during the time leading up to or during the engagement, in which case the injured party would be granted possession of the ring.

He should get the ring.

[Sooner Among The Pack]

To be fair, he has been mailing it in for years.....

:D Post of the week.

[badger]

He should get the ring.

It's the classy thing to do. It's also the way to ensure that you break it off without any opening for them to keep bugging you. He appears to have wanted her to keep the ring (possibly equipped with a stalker device so he knew exactly where she was at all hours???) so that she would change her mind, or at least he'd have an excuse to call her repeatedly.

[fwsooner22]

I don't think even the biggest ** fan can defend this idiotic action...........but they'll try

[JLEW1818]

I went to high school with the girl. Once her dad found out that he was black, he put an end to it.

No joke

[Fraggle145]

She is hawt tho... Just sayin'

http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20110706-brookedaniels.jpg.ece/BINARY/w620x413/queen.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-W80cCGtI7mY/S8DzzJ6a1BI/AAAAAAAABvs/xnpWnjSbAs8/0000056586_20090419205507.jpg

http://www.winnerviews.net/images/images_testimonials/brookedaniels_MG_5500.8x10.jpg

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID12090/images/100613112127usa9.jpg
I'm not sure this is her, but if not she is hot hawt too.

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID12090/images/tex9.jpg

[OUmillenium]

So who is the bigger idiot...TFRW or Wonderlic?

[JLEW1818]

"Brooke Daniels
Don't Believe everything you read/hear in the media!! XO"

[Herr Scholz]

I don't think even the biggest ** fan can defend this idiotic action...........but they'll try

Nope. I'm embarrassed for him. Pitiful.

[JLEW1818]

Nope. I'm embarrassed for him. Pitiful.

lol, i just gave you some green for that :D

[Herr Scholz]

lol, i just gave you some green for that :D

I think it'll take just a bit more green before it shows up. ;)

[JLEW1818]

I think it'll take just a bit more green before it shows up. ;)

ahhhh more red for ya!

;)

who hits you with the most red?

[Herr Scholz]

ahhhh more red for ya!

;)

who hits you with the most red?

How do I look? It says I have -762,270 reputation points.

[JLEW1818]

should say the name of the person who negs you by the orange

[SoonerofAlabama]

How do I look? It says I have -762,270 reputation points.

Wow, thats pretty bad. Ehh, you will need a truckload of green spek to get in the green.

[Herr Scholz]

Now it's -762,323. Dang, it's not going the right way.

[soonerchk]

I went to high school with the girl. Once her dad found out that he was black, he put an end to it.

No joke

HE'S BLACK????? The hell you say!

[SoonerLB]

HE'S BLACK????? The hell you say!

Yeah, I think so anyway. And I'm guessin' she didn't get that crown on the basis of her academic prowess, just sayin' . . . . . ;)

[JLEW1818]

decent student, fake blond

prlly smarter than TFRW.. heh.