Dear Mongo

[Dallasbabe]

I think I left my quirt at your place.

[Mongo]

yes, it is in safe keeping next to the anal beads


btw, bring some disinfectant when you swing by. that pile of toys is smelling funky

[Dallasbabe]

yes, it is in safe keeping next to the anal beads


btw, bring some disinfectant when you swing by. that pile of toys is smelling funky

Might need a cheese grater.

[Mongo]

you scare me

[Dallasbabe]

Your femininity arouses me.

I love it when you squeek.

[Mongo]

I have no problem choking a skank.

did you get your blood tests back? we cool?

[Dallasbabe]

Define good.

[Mongo]

antibiotic or dormant for a hwhile?

[Dallasbabe]

Positive.

And its a little mongoloid just like its daddy. I'm so happy.

[Mongo]

20 bucks says it is black

[Mjcpr]

He has his daddy's eybrow.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jMOAmZVBMk0/TVMBFKWDMPI/AAAAAAAAAMk/IWb8AsQDdwI/s320/mongoloid_94658954.jpg

[Dallasbabe]

If I could procreate through my bottom it would have been an Mjcpr.

[Mongo]

If I could procreate through my bottom it would have been an Mjcpr.

bull****. he cant get it up for women

[Mjcpr]

If I could procreate through my bottom it would have been an Mjcpr.

Now that one would almost certainly have been black.

[Dallasbabe]

Now that one would almost certainly have been black.

Or blue, if I had a Sonic slushee first.

[Mjcpr]

It is always so awkward when there is one hawt chick and two or more swinging dicks.

[Dallasbabe]

Speak for yourself.

[Mongo]

It is always so awkward when there is one hawt chick and two or more swinging dicks.

it's not gay if it is a three way

[Mjcpr]

it's not gay if it is a three way

Dallas, you into just watching?

[Mongo]

oh come on Pat!!!

[Mongo]

I meant "oh, cum on Pat" DB

[Dallasbabe]

that's hot

[Mjcpr]

oh come on Pat!!!

Pat biscuit? :confused:

I'll try anything six or seven times.

[Dallasbabe]

Once I saw Mongo's weener I realized why he played for the Mean Green.

Although he could have also played for the Mean Dripping Puss.

[Mongo]

Once I saw Mongo's weener I realized why he played for the Mean Green.

Although he could have also played for the Mean Dripping Puss.

didnt you try out for the WNBA team, the Washington Wizard Sleeves?

[Mjcpr]

Was that an arm up in there?

[Dallasbabe]

Was that an arm up in there?

Well, that's a little inappropriate.

[Mjcpr]

Sorry. Baby arm?

[Dallasbabe]

Can you wiggle your fingers?

Plzkthx.

[Mongo]

Sorry. Baby arm?

she is a lady.


double fists

[Dallasbabe]

Why isn't anyone else posting in this thread?

[Mjcpr]

Good question.....your personality is so infectious.

As is your cooter.

[Mongo]

Why isn't anyone else posting in this thread?

pat's gayness and our shared VD?

[Dallasbabe]

cooter is such an offensive word, you **********.

[Mjcpr]

You kiss your dad with that mouth?!

[Dallasbabe]

I am from Arkansas, you know.

[Mjcpr]

I thought you were from South Carolina, home of the Gangcocks?

[Dallasbabe]

Um, that's a hobby, dumas.

[Mongo]

if a sex fight broke out, I would put money on DB. she has at least 40 lbs on Pat

[Dallasbabe]

Literally.

Move a little to the left, por favor.

[Mjcpr]

if a sex fight broke out, I would put money on DB. she has at least 40 lbs on Pat

We were just playing a little swallow the knocker....it's off now.

[Dallasbabe]

That means thank you.

[Dallasbabe]

dammit

[Mongo]

db is the first chick I have seen to perfect the "woman standing up to pee under control" move. it was quite impressive

[Dallasbabe]

k, nighty night boys, the polo team just showed up and their horses look dreamy.

[Dallasbabe]

db is the first chick I have seen to perfect the "woman standing up to pee under control" move. it was quite impressive

Stop it. You're making me blush.

[Mjcpr]

She always leaves you wanting more.

[Mongo]

She always leaves you wanting more.

she knows how to work us menfolk

[BudSooner]

?

[yermom]

i think this means Pat and Mongo have herpes now

[Peach Fuzz]

that's why you don't touch sacs...