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jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 02:42 PM
i like women
Mjcpr
6/30/2011, 02:43 PM
PIITP
Mongo
6/30/2011, 02:43 PM
I just waxed my crack



wait, wrong thread
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 02:46 PM
there's a lot of homo stuff going on today on the board and i was starting to feel icky

so yeah - i posted it
silverwheels
6/30/2011, 02:46 PM
Boobs are awesome.
My Opinion Matters
6/30/2011, 02:47 PM
Someone is overcompensating.
BillyBall
6/30/2011, 02:48 PM
Boobs are awesome.

This man is wise.
OUDoc
6/30/2011, 02:53 PM
there's a lot of homo stuff going on today on the board and i was starting to feel Icky

so yeah - i posted it

Wasn't Icky PG's boyfriend?
The
6/30/2011, 02:55 PM
David Hasselhoff. A man's man.

http://i.imgur.com/BvhCl.jpg
3rdgensooner
6/30/2011, 02:55 PM
Boobs are awesome.I HAZ THEM!
Mongo
6/30/2011, 02:58 PM
I HAZ THEM!

but are you hetero with them?
silverwheels
6/30/2011, 02:58 PM
I HAZ THEM!

High five!
3rdgensooner
6/30/2011, 02:59 PM
but are you hetero with them?That is my propensity.


High five!Chest bump!
silverwheels
6/30/2011, 03:00 PM
Hell yeah!
BillyBall
6/30/2011, 03:03 PM
If I had boobs I'd never leave the house.
Breadburner
6/30/2011, 03:04 PM
I love chicks in a hetero thread....
tommieharris91
6/30/2011, 03:08 PM
This thread needs more Liberace.
Mongo
6/30/2011, 03:11 PM
anyone want to go shoot guns?
The
6/30/2011, 03:12 PM
anyone want to go shoot guns?

no homo.
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 03:14 PM
I HAZ THEM!

more than chk!!! (inside joke with chk and I) :)
JohnnyMack
6/30/2011, 03:18 PM
anyone want to go shoot goo?

Mens room. 20 minutes. Use the secret knock.
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 03:18 PM
Flipfloppers.
soonerchk
6/30/2011, 03:22 PM
more than chk!!! (inside joke with chk and I) :)

Mine are mildly spectacular, hers are awesome.
yermom
6/30/2011, 03:23 PM
we are going to need photographic evidence.
DIB
6/30/2011, 03:24 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2010/09/22/f12z6dvs42.gif
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 03:27 PM
Mine are mildly spectacular, hers are awesome.

i never said ANYTHING negative about yours!
soonerchk
6/30/2011, 03:32 PM
I'm quite pleased with mildly spectacular.
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 03:40 PM
Scissors around implants?

Bad Idea
3rdgensooner
6/30/2011, 03:42 PM
Scissors around implants?

Bad Idea
Because women typically stab scissors into their breasts and that's a problem when you have implants?
soonerboomer93
6/30/2011, 03:43 PM
I could go for some skittles
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 03:45 PM
Iheartmeatcurtains
DIB
6/30/2011, 03:52 PM
I could go for some skittles

Stevo, I found a live one for you.
SoCaliSooner
6/30/2011, 03:56 PM
Because women typically stab scissors into their breasts and that's a problem when you have implants?

That's what I call "third date"....
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 03:57 PM
I'm quite pleased with mildly spectacular.

As long as you and your SO are happy, that's all that matters
SicEmBaylor
6/30/2011, 03:58 PM
In.
soonerchk
6/30/2011, 03:58 PM
As long as you and your SO are happy, that's all that matters

he's my POI.
Mongo
6/30/2011, 03:58 PM
In.

liar
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 04:00 PM
he's my POI.

Do what?
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 04:05 PM
In doubt.

Fify
DIB
6/30/2011, 04:09 PM
he's my POI.

Passed Out Indian?
The
6/30/2011, 04:11 PM
Passed Out Indian?

Penile Organ Inserter.
soonerchk
6/30/2011, 04:11 PM
Passed Out Indian?

It's Thursday, wait until Saturday.
DIB
6/30/2011, 04:13 PM
Penile Organ Inserter.

Pathological Octogenarian Incinerator
The
6/30/2011, 04:15 PM
Pathological Octogenarian Incinerator

Pavlovian Oracle Interpreter.
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 04:18 PM
An Erotic and Nostalgic Six Flags Haiku (For Heteros):
There is enough time
At the top of the Chute Out
To penetrate lips
stevo
6/30/2011, 04:18 PM
I could go for some skittles


Stevo, I found a live one for you.


ess-bee-nine-three likes small boobies?!


well...allow me to introduce you to..myself.
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2011, 04:19 PM
Passed out indigent
DIB
6/30/2011, 04:19 PM
Penultimate Orangutan Inseminator
The
6/30/2011, 04:20 PM
Postponed Orgasm Initializer.
DIB
6/30/2011, 04:23 PM
Prepubescent Ovary Inspector
KABOOKIE
6/30/2011, 04:23 PM
The OP is a liar
The
6/30/2011, 04:23 PM
The OP is a liar


/thread.
3rdgensooner
6/30/2011, 04:24 PM
Purple Onion Icee
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 04:24 PM
Portly Ostracized Incontinent
DIB
6/30/2011, 04:25 PM
Portuguese Obituary Inscriber
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 04:26 PM
Is Prince William traveling to our Continent to cover up his Hair Club for Men consultation? Also....is that Invisalign in his mouth?

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2009/4/prince-william-balding.jpg
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 04:27 PM
Philosophically Overwhelmed Ignoramus
KABOOKIE
6/30/2011, 04:28 PM
Penis Operation Inspector
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 04:31 PM
http://www.chrisabraham.com/rap-replinger-poi-dog-with-.jpg
DIB
6/30/2011, 04:31 PM
Polyamorous Orgy Instigator
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 04:32 PM
Polyamorous Orgy Instigator

A beauty.
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 04:33 PM
Man pounding his POI

http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/man-pounding-poi-manupupule.jpg
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 04:37 PM
POI Pounders come in all sorts of colors....and textures....lol

http://www.oceania-art.com/wood/images/Hawaiian_Poi_pounders.jpg

http://www.hulumakana.com/images/uploads/PoiPounder.jpg

http://www.hawaiiancollectibles.com/images/stones/poipounders/poi3.jpg

http://www.lol-site.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/d33c8_funny-dog-pictures-i-can-haz-poi.jpg?w=560
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 04:38 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_got_your_poi_pounder_tshirt-p235656853238794676qqfo_152.jpg
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 04:39 PM
POI Pounders come in all sorts of colors....and textures....lol

http://www.oceania-art.com/wood/images/Hawaiian_Poi_pounders.jpg

http://www.hulumakana.com/images/uploads/PoiPounder.jpg

http://www.hawaiiancollectibles.com/images/stones/poipounders/poi3.jpg

http://www.lol-site.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/d33c8_funny-dog-pictures-i-can-haz-poi.jpg?w=560
Hetero Puppy shakes head and turns away, shedding a tear as he looks for a new home.
soonerboomer93
6/30/2011, 06:01 PM
ess-bee-nine-three likes small boobies?!


well...allow me to introduce you to..myself.

I knew the stevo-signal would work ;)
stevo
6/30/2011, 10:26 PM
Is Prince William traveling to our Continent to cover up his Hair Club for Men consultation? Also....is that Invisalign in his mouth?

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2009/4/prince-william-balding.jpg

do you have something against people who wear invisalign? if so, i would like to fight you. please name the time and place.


I knew the stevo-signal would work ;)

taste the rainbow!
yermom
6/30/2011, 10:46 PM
that looks more like wire from a retainer
StoopTroup
6/30/2011, 11:07 PM
do you have something against people who wear invisalign? if so, i would like to fight you. please name the time and place.



taste the rainbow!

I will knock yer teeth out and squeeze yer chest and then dunk you in a port a john. Since you have started this fight i will promote it like Billy jean King vs. Bobby Riggs!
yermom
6/30/2011, 11:16 PM
I will knock yer teeth out and squeeze yer chest and then dunk you in a port a john. Since you have started this fight i will promote it like Billy jean King vs. Bobby Riggs!

ST is into some kinky ****.
Fraggle145
6/30/2011, 11:32 PM
Is this the hetero thread? I've been spending too much time in the gay thread. Did I get in before this thread got all gayed up or am I too late?

IBTGU?
SicEmBaylor
6/30/2011, 11:36 PM
Is this the hetero thread? I've been spending too much time in the gay thread. Did I get in before this thread got all gayed up or am I too late?

IBTGU?

You were too late before the thread was even started. Notice how the hetero thread is full of pics of a bunch of dudes including Prince William.
Fraggle145
6/30/2011, 11:39 PM
You were too late before the thread was even started. Notice how the hetero thread is full of pics of a bunch of dudes including Prince William.

****.

:mad:
Chuck Bao
6/30/2011, 11:55 PM
You guys and gals carry on. You don't need me here.
SicEmBaylor
7/1/2011, 12:32 AM
****.

:mad:


You guys and gals carry on. You don't need me here.

You actually make it less gay.
JohnnyMack
7/1/2011, 07:17 AM
Nope.
stevo
7/2/2011, 02:09 AM
I will knock yer teeth out and squeeze yer chest and then dunk you in a port a john. Since you have started this fight i will promote it like Billy jean King vs. Bobby Riggs!

come on now, that's just rude
BudSooner
7/2/2011, 04:10 AM
Because women typically stab scissors into their breasts and that's a problem when you have implants?But on the plus side, if you are installing a new bathtub then they are handy to have around..you know to put a sealer around the edges.;)